So... I should stop making promises. XD I was supposed to do this when I had a break from college, but my family moved back to my hometown (which I hate due to personal reasons) and I'm still down here hoping to finish college to complete my associate's degree. I've been busy making sure I pass my classes, and living with a roommate is different, but we get along and she's a cool person. :D

And what way to celebrate it with Sub-Zero's chapter... again! It felt cheap to use Sub-Zero again, and being a cyber ninja doesn't help at all. :P But hey, I'm hoping this will be funnier than his previous chapter.

ButtonFan20: I'm glad you're enjoying this parody. XD Yeah, it would be fun to joke about the tiers list since he's at the top, but I rather tease them character wise.

en-lumine: I'm glad that I'm making characters likable for you. Yeah, Kabal doesn't stand out for me that well, but I don't mind him that much.

xMK Warriorx: But if you opened up your miiiiind~ XD I love picking on villains, especially Shao Kahn. I might make a reference of him in his MK Annihilation self. XD

Garrison: I guess so. XD

Guest: Well, technically Shao Kahn is Kitana's stepfather, so Raiden isn't her uncle, but by marriage he is considered her step-uncle. Since Shao Kahn and Raiden aren't related in the video games, that won't happen unfortunately. :( Who knows, I might make a reference to the second MK movie. ;)

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Cyber Sub-Zero: Moving Ice Cream Machine

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After Smoke and Cyber Sub-Zero finished singing the theme song from Drake and Josh witheveryone listening in, the latter said to his Lin Kuei companion,

"I remember... The things I have done for Shao Kahn..." Smoke placed a hand on his friend's shoulder, comforting him. The Native American turned to Raiden and said,

"Haokah, how can Sub-Zero best help us? I mean, he's still kind of vulnerable if you think about it."

"I do not know," the Thunder God replied, "My attempts to alter future events have had negative consequences. Sub-Zero should never have undergone this transformation just to be an ice cream machine. Enlisting him may only further divert the flow of time." Everyone nodded in agreement. The cop Stryker asked,

"We need intel, right? Let's send him back to Outworld undercover."

"They will be unaware of my defection. I could deceive them. Maybe with ice cream since Raiden mentioned that!" Raiden considered his opinion in silence.

"Can we... have some?" Smoke asked his friend. Everyone joined in with the same responses, so the cyber ninja began to make ice cream for everyone.

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Back in Shao Kahn's throne room, Sektor and Cyrax conversed with Noob, talking about how awesome Dancerealm is while several Tarkatan minions wait for orders. A portal opened and Cyber Sub-Zero walked through it.

"Earthrealm is finished. It will not be missed."

"Very well. You will return." Noob and Cyrax walked off into the portal as the Tarkatan minions followed them.

"You report late. Where is the intruder?" Sektor asked the cyber ninja.

"I killed him in Earthrealm. I made him suffocate with boysenberry ice cream, which worked out in my favor actually."

"He should have been saved for interrogation. That was a cool way to do a fatality, but that's why we kill him after we get information," the red clad cyborg replied.

"He was formidable. I had no choice since he was allergic to the flavored ice cream."

"Follow me. We must lead a new mission."

Sektor walked into the portal and Cyber Sub-Zero followed. They emerged in the Subway. The blue cyborg asked,

"What mission brings us here?"

"I have scanned your neural net, 5-2-0. Your neuromodulators have been re-calibrated," Sektor stated, now onto the stabilized Sub-Zero.

"Impossible!" he squeaked. "I mean... Impossible."

"The experience has been deleted from your system. Remove your access panel." Sektor moved forward, noticing Sub-Zero's free will, so the latter grabbed his wrist and palm-strike him in the chest, sending him careening across the platform.

"Your programming has been corrupted. After all those annoying processes, we have to do it again!"

"My soul was corrupted. Now it is cleansed," Sub-Zero rebutted the cyber ninja's words. The two began to fight, which resulted in a lot of metal clinging and making so much noise. Sektor's music started playing when the Lin Kuei ninja kicked his chest, playing more Disney songs. Sektor did the same, but Sub-Zero's songs were ice related.

Sub-Zero would have been a match for Sektor even without his cybernetic upgrades; with them, the match is one-sided and ends quickly with Sektor's systems being knocked offline. The blue ninja looked at his cybernetic hands, realizing how powerful he is.

"Artificial enhancements are no substitute for the human soul." Sub-Zero walked over to Sektor's inert form and accessed his mainframe. He hacked into the system and discovered Sektor's true orders. They are to escort military prisoners from Vogel University to St Dominic's Cemetery for processing, with uncooperative prisoners being expendable. Apparently, they were trying to hint a reference to a person, but the cybernetic ninja couldn't tell who it was. Sub-Zero also found the path being taken from the station to the university and the cemetery.

"Thank you, Sektor. Now I'll never get that damn Disney song out of my head!"

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At the clock tower of St Dominic's Cemetery, about eight army soldiers were currently being kept prisoner with Kano, Goro and Kintaro watching over them. Kano took the opportunity to blast the soldiers with his eye laser, laughing as he does so.

"Oy! Run about, will ya? Well you can't 'cause all of y'all are tied up!" He continued laughing as Cyber Sub-Zero entered the clock tower. When Kano noticed the cyborg, the latter almost jumped, but he soon realized that they still didn't know he's back to normal.

"Finally! C'mon, we gotta get 'em to the graveyard at Saint Dominic's. On yer feet, all of ya!"

"For what purpose? I could give them the ice cream of death," the Lin Kuei ninja responded.

"Don't care, really. So long as I get paid."

"He said on your feet!" the tiger Shokan commanded the soldiers.

"C'mon, up," Goro added, "I have a date to go to!"

"Get up!" Kintaro scolded. After the Shokan's response occurred, two ice blasts froze Goro and Kintaro where they stand.

"Hey! What're—" Kano yelped. Sub-Zero froze him with an ice blast as well, making him pose in a funny way, and then turned to the soldiers.

"I will help you," the cyber ninja said to the soldiers. He took a hold of the chain, shackling the soldiers together and froze it. He punched the frozen chain and it shattered completely, freeing the soldiers. Goro and Kintaro began to break free of the ice they are bound in, flipping the cyber ninja off in the process. "Go! All of you! Now!"

"Let's go! C'mon!" one of the soldiers said, making their escape just as Goro and Kintaro broke free from the ice.

"Your treachery will be punished!" Kintaro roared, smacking the cyber ninja at the face. Facing both Goro and Kintaro at once would have been impossible odds for any normal human, but Sub-Zero was no ordinary human even before he was turned into a cyborg. Nonetheless, the fight became one of the most difficult of his life, but eventually, he prevailed against the Shokan warriors. All he had to do was freeze the two again, but harder. By doing that, he wouldn't have to waste his energy.

"All those teeth and claws, yet still over-matched. Why am I near the bottom of the official tier list?" Sub-Zero asked himself. Suddenly, the clock tower started to shake, causing the bells to ring. A burst of green light appears near the exit and the soldiers seen before are all tossed back into the room. "Behind me!" The soldiers struggled to their feet and complied as Ermac floated into the room. "Come no further, fiend of Outworld!

Shao Kahn's personal enforcer didn't even stand a chance for Cyber Sub-Zero. As soon as Ermac flew closer towards the cyborg, he used his freeze spray to stop him.

"You are not so fearsome," he sassed at the frozen opponent. With Ermac down, the soldiers surrounded and congratulated Sub-Zero.

"Thanks. I thought we were done," a soldier with a baby face said.

"I must go," Sub-Zero said to the soldiers. "I need to investigate the graveyard."

"We'd go with, but we have to return to our unit," a bearded soldier said to the cyborg.

"That is for the best. Here, have some ice cream." The soldiers raised their eyebrows, but they took their ice creams. With that, Sub-Zero left the clock tower.

"Good luck, man," the baby-faced soldier said.

"He ain't gonna need luck," the bearded soldier replied, licking his ice cream. "Wow, this vanilla ice cream is delicious!"

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In the cemetery, Noob magically drew two lines across the ground, creating a ring around another captured group of soldiers, adding in an anteater for creation's sake. Quan Chi stood nearby, chanting a spell in a Netherrealm tongue, while also adding "Woolay" twice. Cyber Sub-Zero knelt by a gravestone, undetected by either of them. The soldiers surrounded by the ring begin to glow green with the rising energy around them. Sub-Zero spoke into a wrist-communicator.

"This is Sub-Zero. I have encountered Quan Chi. He seems to be casting a spell." From the wrist-communicator, the cyborg heard Raiden groan, which gave him the wrong idea.

"Raiden, what is it? What did you see?" Nightwolf asked.

"One of Shao Kahn's Soulnados, on a scale I thought unimaginable. All of Earthrealm's souls imprisoned, absorbed by Shao Kahn, multiplying his power! It's even near the Statue of Liberty!"Raiden replied.

"That is what Sub-Zero has found?"

"No matter my efforts, the future remains in peril. How could I have failed Earthrealm?"

"Do not lose faith in the spirits, Raiden. They will guide you. Protect you. Sub-Zero, we will disrupt the Soulnado. I will be there momentarily. And make sure to fix me some ice cream while you wait."

"Hurry. The spell appears to be nearly complete," the Lin Kuei ninja responded. He stood from his hiding place and walked into the clearing. He stepped on a branch, capturing the attention of the albino sorcerer.

"Who is that?" he asked Noob.

"The one Kano warned about. He is mine." The wraith walked toward Sub-Zero. "You. You are not worthy of the name Sub-Zero."

"Who are you to judge? I have the powers of Sub-Zero!"

"I wore those colors before you." The cyborg ninja gasped.

"Bi-Han?! No... That's not true! That's impossible!"

"Yes, Kuai Liang. It is I, your brother. Quan Chi restored me."

"Restored? You and I both. We are flawed copies of our former selves."

"I have no flaws. Quan Chi has perfected me, therefore making me a Gary-Stu."

"For what end? To serve the Netherrealm and Outworld?"

"It suits my purpose."

"But brother, we—"

"We share blood," Noob interrupted. "We are not brothers."

"Then I will not regret your defeat. And you just said you're my brother!" The two began to fight. Bi-Han may have had power granted to him from the Netherrealm upon his death, but Kuai Liang's cybernetic upgrades proved to be superior in battle. After a fierce battle, Kuai Liang managed to defeat his brother and leave him unconscious and frozen.

"You are right. We are not brothers. Clearly we have different parents!" Quan Chi finished chanting the spell and the soldiers became absorbed in the newly created Soulnado, which reached into the heavens. Nightwolf finally arrived at that moment and addressed Sub-Zero.

"Did you finish my ice cream?" he asked the cyborg.

"No! Give me a break, I just got done with a fight!"

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About time that I finish a chapter! Sorry if this is short, but there are two more chapters and then this mess is done. XD Once again, please leave a review and look forward to the next last two chapters. :D Have a great Thanksgiving to those who live in America!