A/N: If there's something I miss, it's the TP designs. ALttP Zelda is cute, but I hate her bangs.
Most people like seeing their OTPs in perfect relationships, I like messing up my OTPs relationships.
Ships: Link x Zelda
Link and Zelda were one a boring date again. The boringness of their recent dates made Link wonder why he wasn't dating the hot Zelda from Breath of the Wild. She didn't have ugly bangs like his girlfriend.
The thought gave him an idea. He should take Zelda to the hair salon. He could just sit and play on his phone as he waited for his girlfriend to get a decent haircut. What a perfect plan!
Link dragged Zelda all the way to the local hair salon that was conveniently empty. His girlfriend gave him confused stares.
"Why are we going to the hair salon for our date?"
"What's wrong with a hair salon date?"
"Well... It's not really a thing you do on a date. It's more like what you do before the date."
"Well, Zelda... Some people call this wisdom. Go ask Bayonetta, she'll tell you all about how hair salon dates are the best kind of dates."
"Fine, we can go."
The couple entered the hair salon and was greeted by Bayonetta who worked there. Link told her to get rid of Zelda's ugly bangs while Zelda wasn't listening.
Zelda got her hair cut while Link played on his phone. He was playing until he received a phone call. He excused himself and exited the salon to answer it. Zelda took this opportunity to ask Bayonetta about hair salon dates.
"Are they really the best kind of dates?"
"Of course. You don't get any better kind of date. You don't even have to waste time preparing beforehand."
"Huh... That makes sense. I've taken at least three hours to prepare for every date I've had."
Link was on the phone with Marth who had decided to rant to him about his day. Link wished Marth would rant to someone else for once But every time the prince tried to, it ended up pretty weird. Usually involving a big mess, broken phones and occasionally a room on fire.
"Are you done, Marth? I'm on a hair salon date."
"A-a hair salon date?" Marth replied trying to stop himself from laughing.
"Yes, you've got a problem with that?"
"No, it's... It's just pretty... Unique?"
If Marth were there, Link would have given him a death glare. He was about to hang up on his friend until he heard a background voice asking about Link's room being on fire.
"Marth, why is my room on fire?"
"Took Link got into a terrible fight with Young Link."
"Did they? They've never gotten into one before. Are you sure it wasn't you and Roy again?"
"For once, yes. Now go back to your dumbass date."
Marth hung up shocking Link. Usually, he'd have to be the one to hang up after hearing the prince rant for an hour. Was this a sign of a positive future? Maybe.
Link entered the salon feeling pretty satisfied. His great day was about to get better. He couldn't wait to see Zelda with a decent haircut.
Zelda ran up to Link with the biggest grin possible and the ugliest bangs possible. Link's jaw dropped, he was completely speechless and full of shock.
Zelda assumed that her boyfriend was completely in awe and thanked Bayonetta for her haircut.
The two returned to the Smash Mansion receiving weird glances. No one knew whether it was because of Link's expression or Zelda's ugly bangs.