S/N: FUK YA IF YA FLAM. THIS CHAP IS XTREMLY SCRAY
Me and Haddocy tried to find cornal spanzzzne. We found him tortuing tintin.
"VAMPIRE POWERS ACTIVATED," I said running to him... but I face planted the floor cuz im so clumdy
"Megan," Colonel Sponsz said looking at me with lovey dovey eyes.. " I loe you please let me have sex with ya," he said "Infount of your bf"
"EHHH NO," I screamed and stabbed him.
Us three ran away back to our appartments. Me and Tintin went to tintin's and we started to strip. He had a six and a big you-know-what. I began to sob
"Waz wrong," Tintin asked
"I'm too beautiful," I shouted and got up and started adressing again "Cornal ssppansoj so wants to have sex with me and Haddock likes me. I just wanna be with you. Why couldn't the author of this Mary sue story make me less beautiful. I'm good at two many things. "
"Wait Ice," He said getting up
"No I wanna be plain like the others," I said as I started to run "IT'S A CURSE!"