Romantic Wings

Chapter Fourteen: Spin the Bottle

Kish teleported back to the party room, carrying various assortments of party equipment. He put it all down. I surveyed the stuff. There were several bags of chips, bottles of pop, and candy by the bag full. "Anymore stuff that we need?" Kish asked exhausted.

"Nope. I think we got everything. Now then, we need Pudding here A.S.A.P.! If we get her here, chances are we'll get Tart to be a good little boy." I said with a giggle. I watched as Kish teleported away, hopefully to fetch Pudding.

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Kish teleported into Café Mew Mew. Everyone was sitting down and crying. "Yo, I need Pudding." Kish said rudely as he grabbed Pudding by the arm. Ryou and Lettuce got up and looked surprised.

"What are you doing in here?" Ryou shouted as he approached Kish.

"I'm doing an errand for that Bunny-Girl. She's forced us to have a party and she wants Pudding to come." Kish said simply.

"Will Taru-Taru be there, no da?" Pudding asked.

"Y-you mean… S-Shintara's okay?" Lettuce asked in her nervous and shy voice.

"Yeah, yeah. She's fine. In fact, she's somehow managed to get control over Pai, amazingly enough…" Kish said with a sad voice.

"Can I go see Shintara? Na no da!" Pudding asked excitedly as she began to jump up and down.

"Yes… Just… Stop jumping…" Kish said in an annoyed voice as he grabbed Pudding by the arm and teleported with her. Everyone just stared in awe.

"Shintara is actually okay…?" Ichigo said as she stopped crying. "We should rescue her!"

"I don't think she needs rescuing. I think it's the aliens that need rescuing. You know Shintara, she'll drive them insane with her peppy attitude." Zakuro said with a big sigh. Fortunately for everyone and for all that is good in this world, Zakuro was the only one not crying. Isn't that just a coincidence…?

"Then let's devise a plan," Ryou said, "if we're lucky we can also rescue Shintara. Then again… I doubt that we want to…" Everyone nodded their heads. They really didn't like Shintara that much, especially after that Yule Ball. And they were going to do everything in their power to make her pay for that. So they devised their plan, and let's all just hope that the hero of this story (namely Shintara), will survive their devious plot.

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As Kish teleported back, I noticed that he did bring Pudding with him. "SHINTARA-ONEE-CHAN! I WAS SO WORRIIIEEEDDD!" Pudding cried as she gave me a big tackle hug.

I collapsed to that ground and began to laugh. "Hee hee… I'm glad to see you too, Pud-chan!" I said merrily. "Pud-chan, we're all going to have a party today, so I thought I'd invite you to have some fun with Taru-chan. He's being such a brat!"

"Okay, Shintara-onee-chan!" and with that, Pudding was off to find Tart and bring him here.

"All we need to do now is drag Pai-san here!" I said. "Let's go find him!" I dragged Kish by the arm again and we both began to search for Pai. When we found him reading a book, we both dragged him by the ear and brought him to the party room. Pudding was huggling Tart and squealing, while Tart was struggling and crying.

"Why did you fools bring me here?" Pai asked stubbornly.

"To enjoy the party, of course!" I said bleakly. "Alright, so what should we all do first?"

"Let's play Spin the Bottle! Na no daaa!" Pudding cried happily as she hugged Tart. Tart gave a squeal of protest, but Pudding instantly covered his mouth and then continued to hug him.

I smiled and took an empty bottle and set it down on the ground. And don't ask why it was empty, how about we all just agree on one thing: I was thirsty. "Time for everyone's favourite game: SPIN THE BOTTLE!" I said happily. Everyone sat down in a circle with the bottle in the middle. "Who wants to go first?" I asked enthusiastically.

"I do, I do!" Pudding said in a happy, cheerful voice. She spun the bottle, faster and faster it went until… It stopped and pointed at poor innocent Tart. He very much deserved this, that I'll tell you for certain. Pudding pounced on Tart and kissed him several times on the cheek. "Taru-Taru, kiss me back! You're turn, you're turn! Na no da!"

Tart got up, blushing like crazy as he spun the bottle. It went around in circles, spinning and spinning. When it stopped, everyone gasped. The bottle was pointing at… Kish. This… this needs a Kodak moment. Tart began to sob. "NOOOOOOOOO! I'm a straight guy, I say! STRAIGHT!"

Just as we were all about to force Tart into kissing Kish, the power of the Almighty Authoress granted me the ability to… SUMMON CAMERAS! I took out the camera and right when they went smooch! I took a snapshot. Man, those innocent fan girls on eBay will pay me thousands for this snapshot…Damn. The moment was ruined due to the fact that… I didn't turn off the flash. Crap. This can't be good.

Everyone stared at me. Tart was ready to kill me. Kish was blushing and protesting. Pai on the other hand was laughing for what seems like the first time in his life. I sighed, smashed the camera and just sat silently. Everyone turned their gaze from me, back to the bottle. Kish span the bottle. After what seemed like forever it stopped, pointing right at… PAI.

I began to laugh like crazy. "If only I still had that camera…" I said giggling.

Kish smacked me on the head. "I BLAME YOU FOR ALL OF THIS!" Kish yelled. He then stared at Pai for a good minute. Erm… let's just skip to the part where Pai and Kish actually finish kissing, just incase some fools start to rant about the fact that they're both gay or something… Which they're not.

"This game… This game is evil… Pure evil…" Pai whispered over and over. He was paler than a ghost. This game proved to be more fun than I ever could imagine. Anything that could put Pai into permanent shock sounded good to me, anyways. He teleported away, not even saying a word after that. I shrugged, wondering how Zakuro would take to the fact that her beloved Pai was in permanent shock all due to a game.

"Since Pai's gone, I guess it's my turn!" I said happily as I span the bottle. "Spin, spin, spin!" I sang merrily. After just a few seconds of spinning, the bottle stopped, pointing straight at Kish.

"Shintara has to kiss Kish! Na no da!" Pudding sang with pride.

I could feel my face burn up into a crimson red. My stomach was full of butterflies. But why did I feel this way? I couldn't explain it. I just stared at that bottle, cursing it in my mind. Evil, vile bottle…

"C'mon you two! You have to kiss! Na no da!" Pudding said giving me a small shove. I fell over, but Kish caught me. Pudding began to dance and do tricks. "See, he caught you! That means he likes you! Kiss, kiss, kiss!" she sang as she then tackled Tart to the ground, making him squeal in pain.

"I do NOT like her! It's all because of this bottle that I have to kiss her!" Kish yelled, smacking Pudding on the head. Pudding gave a small shriek and rubbed her head. "Why did I even have to play this game?" Kish yelled, blushing and recalling who he had to kiss during the game.

I just frowned, but then sighed. "If you don't want to kiss me that badly, we can stop playing." I said, trying to put on a fake smile. Kish just stared at me in disbelief. He then

"It's not that! It's that these two kids are here laughing." Kish said, gesturing to Pudding and Tart.

"Oh… We could always blindfold them and tape their mouths shut. Does that work?" I suggested.

Pudding and Tart just shuddered and ran out of the room screaming like lunatics. I just stared as they ran out of the room, a little amazed that Tart could scream so girlishly. Pudding on the other hand was just laughing childishly and grabbing onto Tart's hand.

"Good one, Bunny!" Kish said with a big grin. He pulled me in towards him and gave me a tender kiss on the lips. I returned the kiss and blushed. As we both broke apart from the kiss, I couldn't help but stare at his eyes. He was so cute… And why was I just noticing that now? Wait a second! We're supposed to be enemies, right? I can't like him…Can I?

"Kish… If I do go back to Earth and to the Mews, will we have to enemies?" I asked in a quiet voice, a tear falling down my face. I didn't want to fight. And I didn't want Kish to be my enemy. I just knew that if we did have to fight, we probably would stay enemies.

Kish just stared at me, a frown crossing his face. "You would actually want to go back?" He asked in a sad tone.

"Kish, the Mew Mews… They too are my friends. I love them with all my heart. They're like family to me. They helped me through almost everything. Whenever I was down, they would always cheer me up. Me and Ichigo have been friends for a long time, but I've just recently become the other Mews friends. So to me, their friendship is very precious to me." I said with a bright smile.

I then looked at the clock. It said 3:00am. "Holy crap! We were awake for that long?" I said in disbelief. I don't think I've been up for that long before…I gave a big yawn. I can't believe that I was so tired. I didn't feel tired before. "It's so late…" I said with a yawn as I almost fell over from tiredness.

Kish smiled. "You could sleep in my room. We could share beds…" he said with a perverted little grin.

I smacked him on the head. "Any pervertedness, and I'll put that bracelet back on!" I declared fiercely. Kish just pouted and drooped his ears. He grabbed me by the waist and before I could even blink or protest I was in Kish's room again.

I was too tired to argue, so I just laid down on Kish's bed next to him. Luckily for me, the most he did was just grab my arm (in which I'm pleased to inform you that he received several slaps on the face). Yes, it wasn't all that much of a bed, just a rough mat with a cloth, but it was better than a dumb sleeping bag. Which reminds me… I was too tired to even retrieve the sleeping bags from the party room. Oh well.

I didn't even want to think what Pudding and Tart were planning. Hopefully, we would survive the night…

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Pudding and Tart were tumbling and fighting again. This time, they were fighting over the lollipops that Pudding had managed to take with her. She had been able to sneak up on Ichigo and steal them from her pockets. Pudding smacked Tart on the head.

"TARU-TARU! I said you could have some after you kiss me! Na no da!" Pudding said in protest as Tart attempted to grab at the lollipops in her hand.

"But I wanted to prank everyone! Especially that Bunny-Mutt that Kish likes!" Tart squealed as he tickled Pudding and stole a few of her lollipops.

"KISH LIKES HER? NA NO DAAAAA!" Pudding cheered happily as she kicked Tart hard in the knee and danced around singing "Shintara and Kish sitting in a tree". In case Pudding didn't notice… She DID say that Kish likes Shintara at the party… Monkey girls tend to forget things a lot.

"Can't we prank everyone?" Tart asked with a lollipop in his mouth.

"Prank everyone? SOUNDS LIKE FUN!" Pudding screamed evilishly as she began to cackle while glomping Tart to the ground with happiness. Unfortunately, Pudding didn't notice that as she leapt onto Tart, he spit out his lollipop and it landed right into Pudding's golden blonde hair.

Tart began to yell and scream as Pudding grabbed him and carried him out of the kitchen and towards Kish's room where the two of them would do unthinkable things as pranks… Pudding took out a bag. Inside the bag were a rubber ducky, permanent markers, glue, confetti, candy, make-up, and a bunny costume. God hope that these two children do not cause some inhumanly disaster on this poor space ship…

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Me: THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER EVER! Now then, everyone, R & R please! -begs-

Kish: … I pray my fans do not write some Yaoi fan fics about me after this…

Me: MY POOR KISHIE-PUUU! –glomps Kish and kisses him several times on the cheek-

Tart: MY POOR EYES! THEY BURN, THEY BURN! -runs around crying-

Pudding: Taru-Taru! Stop fooling around! Na no daaa!

Zakuro: … I'll kill Kish for kissing Pai…

Pai: I can hear you, you know.

Zakuro: I… I knew that. –walks away slowly-

Ichigo: You are pure evil, O Mighty Authoress.

Me: I'll make you pair up to Kish, Ichigo if you don't shut up!

Ryou: BUT SHE'S WITH ME!

Me: Exactly. Or would you all prefer that I bring back Masaya by some ungodly power…?

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -everyone goes into a fetal position, especially Kish-

Me: That's much better, dears. Now then, thank you everyone for the near 1,000 hits for my fan fic! I'm sooo sorry that it took so long to write this chapter! I was struck with writers block and my computer is in desperate need for a repair or something. Anywho, stay tuned for the next chapter! Oh and, I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. I never will, which is sad. I only own Shintara, since I don't think I'll bring back the Old Man and the Mysterious Guy… Please, if you can people, give me suggestions for the next chapter. I'm literally sitting here just trying to think of what to write. That's how bad my writers block is! -starts to sob-