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(Most, if not all, songs are by Papa Roach)


EdPOV

Emmett came down a few minutes later. And the yelling began. "THAT WASN"T FUNNY! WE COULDN"T SEE A THING! NOT TO MENTION YOU THROWING THINGS AT US!"

I knew Emmett couldn't keep in his laughter any longer. And I was right. He busted out laughing. He was able to get out, "it was funny!" I chuckled along with him.

'I'm bored! OOooOOOOOOo! GUITAR HERO!'

"IT WASN'T FUNNY!!" the girls yelled at us.

"Ok, ok, I will make sure there is a least one light on in the house!" Emmett said controlling his laughter

I looked over at jasper. He was staring at the ceiling. Odd.

'NOT LISTENING, NOT ANYMORE! THE MORE I LEARN THE MORE I KNOW! NOT LISTENING, NOT ANYMORE! THE MORE I HEAR THE MORE I KNOW" (Not Listening)

"No! You will make sure you won't do it again." Rose scolded him.

"Sure, sure." Emmett said waving it off.

I chuckled at the thoughts from the girls. They were none too pleased about Emmett behavior.

'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Absorbent and yellow as pores can be! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!'

I looked over at jasper

"Edward? What's up with Jasper??" Bella asked me.

I looked at Bella, I shrugged, "he keeps singing some songs that I haven't heard and then she switched to SpongeBob"

'I'm bored...WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!' now came Emmett's thoughts.

'I will forgive but I won't forget. I want you to know that you have lost my respect.' Jasper again.

All of the girls laughed when I told them that Jasper was singing SpongeBob.

I chuckled. Jaspers songs were weird. And Emmett…..well… Emmett is Emmett

'boing boing bing bong!'

Emmett walked over to the guitar controller and started to play. 'I'm bored.'

Everyone followed him into the living room. Bella, Rose and I all watched Emmett play the game. Alice started reading a book and Jasper, well; Jasper was still staring at the ceiling. He was still singing his songs.

'And my scars remind me that the past is real....' (Scars)

Once jasper ran out of songs to play in his head, he came back to reality only to find himself alone "HEY!"

I chuckled, along with Alice, "what jasper?"

"YOU LEFT ME!" Jasper yelled at us.

"You just made me mess up!" Emmett yelled at Jasper.

"You can always try again" Rose said.

"We didn't leave you. We just came in here while you were singing in your head." Alice told him. He went and sat next to her. He was frowning. I thought it was funny!

"Nah…I don't want to! How about we play a game?!"Emmett said.

"What game?"Bella asked.

"Truth or dare!!" Alice suggested.

I shrugged "sure why not"

"Sure if you want!" Emmett said.

"I wanna go first! Ask me!" jasper was unusually jumpy tonight.

"Okay... Jasper, truth or dare?" Bella started us off.

"Dare"

"Hmm… I dare you to...let Alice give you a full makeover" she said smiling!

"YEAH!!" Alice said jumping up at once.

"WHAT!?" jasper asked outraged.

Emmett and I were laughing along with Rose and Bella.

"Let Alice give you a full makeover!"

"Come on Jasper!!" Alice squealed and grabbing his hand and dragged him upstairs to give him a makeover.

-Later-

Alice dragged Jasper downstairs and I chuckled, "Ta-Da!!"

Everyone started busting out laughing!

"NICE DRESS!" Emmett said in between laughs.

"You have to stay like that until the game ends!!" Bella told him.

"Okay Jasper, your turn." Alice told him when she sat down on the couch

"Fine." Jasper snapped, "Rose truth or dare!"

"Dare."

"I dare you to call mike and ask him out on a date!"

RoPOV

"Umm... Do I have to go on the date with him!?" I asked them. Jasper just nodded. I could tell Emmett wasn't too happy about this. Even though it was just a game. I could hear Edward laughing his ass off over on the other couch along with Bella and Alice.

"Okay fine." I grabbed my cell phone and called Mike. I put him on speaker

"Hello?" came Mike's voice.

"Hey Mike. It's Rosalie. Rosalie Cullen." I said.

"Oh...really? Hi!"

"Hi. Listen... I was just wondering... maybe we could go on a date sometime this week?" I asked.

There was silence on the other end of the phone. I looked at it wondering if it lost the signal.

"Mike?? You there??"

"Um yea I'm here. Did u just ask me out on a date?"

"Mhm."

"Oh...well yea sure!"

"PSHYCE!!" I hung up. "If you think I'm going on a date with him... think again!" everyone was laughing at the prank. "Okay. Edward, truth or dare??"

"TRUTH"

"Baby. Umm... if you never met Bella, who would, you date/marry??"

"I really don't know the answer to that..." Edward told me.

"Okay, well, who would you marry? Me or Alice?" I said.

"Damn that is just sick cuz you are my sisters!"

I laughed, "Just answer the question. It's not as if you would marry me or Alice."

"damn." he sighed quietly, "Alice" he said quietly.

"He likes me better!" Alice said clapping

EdPOV

"Well, actually he likes me better." Bella fended.

"That is true." I said to her, kissing her lightly.

'It will never be the same why does the truth always have to hurt!' Jasper singing in his head. (Blood [Empty promises])

"It's your turn Edward." Bella told me.

"Esme, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Do you really think of us as your kids?"

"Yes...of course I do" esme said smiling, "Emmett, truth or dare?"

"DARE! I'm not scurred!"

Esme ran into the kitchen and came back with a jar or peanut butter, "eat it... eat all of the peanut butter." She said handing him the peanut butter. The rest of us, except jasper, were all laughing.

"ok." he said reluctantly, taking the jar from Esme and ate all of it! I started laughing at Emmett facial features.

'I finally hit the ground!' Jasper still singing.

"Bella, truth or dare!" Emmett asked when he was done eating the peanut butter.

O.o

'It's the death of outrage' (Tyranny of Normality) [jasper]

"Dare." Bella said.

"I dare you to...MAKE OUT WIT JASPER!" Emmett said pointing to jasper, who was in his own little world!

'It's never too late to live your life the time is now it's yours and mine' (Do or Die)

"Wait what?" Jasper said coming back to reality.

"you want me to make out with Jasper!?" Bella asked outraged.

"YEP!" Emmett said with a smile on his face. I didn't like this thinking.

"Go on Bella!!" rose encouraged.

"No!" Bella yelled.

"You have to it's a dare!" Emmett said crossing his arms.

"I won't get mad at you." I said quietly to Bella.

"Bella do it!!" rose said again.

"Go on Bella." Alice joined in the cheering on.

"Fine." She said and went over to Jasper and kissed him. Then we started making out him. I'm not gunna lie. It was very hard to watch my wife make out with my brother. I could hear Emmett laughing his ass off.

"I am NEVER doing that again." Bella said coming to sit next to me again.

I chuckled at her.

"Damn that was very AWKWARD!" Jasper yelled and glared at Emmett. Emmett was just laughing.

"Alice, truth or dare?" Bella asked looking over at Alice.

"Truth."

"Who's better to Makeover? A girl or a guy?"

"Umm... A girl... no... A guy... Both!"

"Why both?" Rose asked.

"Because, it's fun to see a guy in girl's clothes and its fun to give a girl a makeover." Alice said, "Jasper, truth or Dare?"

"I have already done one!" Jasper said, almost yelling.

"So..?"

"Make Carlisle do one!" Jasper said as Carlisle walked in the front door

"Carlisle! Truth or Dare??"

'They must be bored. Right?' he asked me. I just nodded at him.

"Dare I guess" he said setting down his bag and went to sit next to esme.

"Hmm... I dare you to run around the house singing 'Ima pretty pony!!'" everyone started to chuckle.

"Ok..." Carlisle said and ran around the house once. He was able to say that silly line once. I shook my head. Poor guy.

'And I look around and sometimes, I get sad cuz I don't know which way to go!' (Sometimes)

"There!" Carlisle said coming back into the house.

"Truth or dare rose!" Carlisle asked Rose.

"Dare!"

"I dare you to make out with Bella!"

Both Bella and Rose looked at Carlisle like he was mad! I thought it was quite hilarious, so did Carlisle, for he started to laugh as well.

"Are you serious?!" they both asked outraged.

"YEA!"

"Well, it's a dare." Rose said shrugging going to sit next to Bella. Bella looked none too pleased and very awkward. Everyone was laughing.

"Yeah. Can you guys stop getting me involved in making out with someone? I've already made out with Jasper and Rose... I don't wanna make out with someone else! "

"Yeah. Same here!" rose said nodding her head. "Emmett, truth or dare?"

"DARE!"

'SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!' there goes Jasper again. I just looked at him.

"I dare you to kiss Edward." Came Rose's voice. Everyone started laughing.

O.o

"Go on!"

I looked over at Emmett and shuddered

***

"THAT WAS DISGUSTING!" I ran upstairs to rinse my mouth out!

'I think I was going to be sick' I heard Emmett think from downstairs. Everyone else was still laughing.

I ran back downstairs and sat next to Bella again. I made out with her instead!

"EEWWY!" Emmett yelled.

'The truth doesn't always have to hurt' (Stop Looking Start Seeing)

"Your turn Emmett." Bella said.

"I'm actually getting tired of this game how about we play the word game!"

"Okay." Everyone agreed.

"Someone start." Emmett said.

"I will!" Alice said, "Cheese"

Edward: "is..."

Rose:"Very..."

Emmett: "nice..."

Esme: "and..."

Jasper: "disgusting! So the sentence was 'cheese is very nice and disgusting.'"

Bella: "Renesmee..."

Carlisle: "is..."

Alice:"Very..."

Edward:"adorable. So the sentence was: 'Renesmee is very adorable.'"

Rose: "I..."

Emmett: "am..."

Esme: "stupid." We laughed.

Jasper: "scars..."

Bella: "are..."

Carlisle: "not..."

Alice: "cool. 'Scars are not cool?'"

Edward: "vampires..."

Rose: "are..."

Emmett: "my..."

Esme: "life. 'Vampires are my life' well naturally."

Jasper: "pie..."

Bella: "is..."

Carlisle: "good..."

Alice: "food. Pie is most certainly not good food!"

Edward: "animals..."

Rose: "are..."

Emmett: "very..."

Esme: "Yummy. They are naturally."

Jasper: "school..."

Bella: "is..."

Carlisle: "good..."

Alice: "and..."

Edward: "it..."

Rose: "is..."

Emmett: "fun..."

Esme: "but..."

Jasper: "long. 'School is good and it is fun but long?' wow that is a long one and redundant."

Bella: "Edward..."

Carlisle: "is..."

Alice: "very..."

Edward: "SEXY!"

"That's true." Bella said. I smiled back at her.

'So take me and let me in don't break me and shut me out! As days go by my heart grows cold!' (Take Me)

'OOOOOOOOO A FLY!' Emmett thought.

I sighed at my brothers thoughts.

"What shall we play now??" Bella asked.

"How about prank calls??" Rose asked.

I shook my head, "Renesmee is waking up."

'SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!' Emmett started to sing.

'OOOOOOO a FLY!' I heard Jasper again and shook my head.


Not Listening

Take Me

Stop Looking Start Seeing

Sometimes

Do or Die

Tyranny of Normality

Blood (Empty Promises)

Scars

And of course the SpongeBob Squarepants Theme song.

Thanks for waiting on this chapter sry it took me so long!

R&R

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