What the Fuck?
"So, Kagome," Miroku began, reaching over a hot pan of rolls to snatch the gravy and pour it over his potatoes, "how's your new job going?"
Kagome snorted and took a delicate sip of her wine, shooting a glare at the moocher beside her who tried to steal her fried mushroom. Said moocher whined pathetically then targeted the other woman across from him. "It's okay, I guess. Aside from my co workers acting like they have something shoved up there asses, it's really not all that bad. And my boss, oh my God, is he hot!" She snickered and missed the way Miroku rolled his eyes and sighed with a shake of his head.
"Inuyasha, stop stealing my food!" Sango snapped and whacked the half-demon's hand with her fork.
"Sango!" Inuyasha protested and shot her a look. "C'mon, Kagome took the last mushroom!" His ears flattened and he then proceeded to look very pathetic. "Please?"
Making a face, Sango grumbled under her breath and shoved her plate toward him, rolling her eyes when the hanyou made a sound of triumph and speared her mushroom with his own fork. "I swear sometimes, the way you eat it's like you're being starved at home or something."
Kagome barked out a laugh and poked the eating half-demon a chopstick. "Oh yeah, I really call starving eating everything in the fridge then asking me to go buy more ramen because he ate it all." Shaking her head, Kagome poked fun at Inuyasha and snickered as he growled at her and huffed in annoyance.
"I did not eat everything in the fridge," he protested and sulked in his seat.
Miroku chuckled and shook his head, slyly reaching for Kagome's glass of wine and sliding it over to him. "I'll have to agree with Kagome, Inuyasha," he said, taking a quick sip of the liquid then inconspicuously pushing it back to its proper place. "You eat like you've been starved your whole life, my friend."
Kagome and Sango snickered behind their hands while the hanyou being discussed grumbled under his breath and shot a glare the two women, one in particular who quickly ceased and smiled apologetically at him. He snorted.
Shaking her head, Kagome sighed and patted the inu-hanyou on the arm. "Aw, c'mon, Inuyasha. You know we're only teasing you," she said, fluttering her eyelashes at him.
He shot her a look. "Yeah, well, at least I'm not the one who snores in her sleep." He smirked in victory at the look of shock that crossed her face.
"I do not!" she vehemently protested and flushed darkly.
Miroku chose that moment to snort and he took an innocent bite of chicken in front of him when Kagome cast him a dark look. "What?" he asked, quirking a brow.
She pointed her fork menacingly at him. "I know where you sleep!"
Her response to that was a wiggling of the eyebrows and a heavy sigh from the other woman of their group.
Grinning, Miroku successfully speared the mushroom on Kagome's plate that Inuyasha had previously tried to steal and ignored the woman's cry of "Moocher!" as he popped the morsel into his mouth and chewed slowly.
Kagome glared at him and Sango retaliated for her by reaching over and deftly swiping his egg roll. His mouth too full to respond, Miroku could only watch in wide-eyed horror as she grinned and viciously took a bite out of his food.
Inuyasha threw his head back and laughed loudly while Kagome cheered and high-fived her friend. Miroku sighed dejectedly and slumped in his chair, mourning the loss of his delicious egg roll while silently promising retaliation to the dark-haired woman.
The four friends continued to tease and mooch off each other for the duration of dinner and only when the clock said 6:00 did Inuyasha stretch languorously and tipped a look at Kagome. "Oi, I think we should get going. It's six o'clock and I told Totosai we'd be back at the bar by 6:30."
Kagome sighed and pouted somewhat, hating the thought of not being able to hang out with her friends anymore. "I hate that old man," she said suddenly and stood up, gathering up the dirty dishes and transporting them to the kitchen sink with Sango's help.
"Hey Kagome! Where'd you put my coat?" Inuyasha called from the living room.
"Closet," she called back nonchalantly and put more dishes in the sink.
Ten minutes later the four of them were gathered at the door, the owner's of the house hold getting ready to bid their friends farewell.
"We'll see you guys tomorrow," Inuyasha stated, shrugging on his leather jacket as Kagome hugged Sango good bye. "Bar closes at eight so we'll be around nineish, maybe a little sooner."
Miroku sighed and stuck his hands in his pockets, truly dismayed that his friends could not stay longer. "Of course, Inuyasha. It's supposed to storm tonight, so drive careful."
The half-demon nodded, then, without further delay, grabbed Sango around the waist and exited the house, tossing a "Later" over his shoulder at the two in the doorway as he made his way to the truck parked out front.
Leaning her head on his shoulder, Sango sighed and peeked up at her boyfriend. "You'd think Totosai would give us a little leeway every now and then with all the work we do, on and off duty," she remarked dejectedly.
Inuyasha released a sigh of his own and opened the passenger's side door of his Chevy. "I hear ya," he answered, closing the door once his girlfriend was situated inside. He rounded the vehicle then got into the driver's seat, revving up the engine and letting it idle for a few minutes. Leaning over, he caught Sango's chin in his hand and placed a chaste kiss on her lips. "I'll talk to the old man, see if he can give us the weekend off. He can afford it, what with hiring all those newbies last week."
Sango smiled and grabbed his hand, lacing their fingers together. "Not only can we visit Kagome and Miroku more, but think of what else we can do in our spare time..." She grinned wickedly at him and Inuyasha was instantly hard.
Squelching a groan and smirking mischievously, the half-demon licked his lips then hers, nipping her chin lightly then pulling back and peeling out of the drive and onto the street, the sound of his girlfriend's laughter echoing in his fuzzy ears.
Kagome shut the door with a sigh and leaned back into her boyfriend's embrace, smiling as Miroku wrapped his arms around her waist. "It sucks that we hardly ever see them anymore."
Miroku nodded and kissed her temple. "That may be true, darling, but let us instead think of the times when we do see them."
Kagome smiled and giggled. "They're always unforgettable, aren't they? Our little get-togethers, even if they are so short sometimes."
Her boyfriend smiled back at her then his eyes darkened and the smile morphed into a smirk as his arms tightened around her and his hand inched its way up her stomach. "Indeed, however the 'get-together' I have in mind is a bit more...lengthy."
Kagome's stomach fluttered and she returned his smirk, pressing herself against him. "Then by all means...let's 'get-together' in the in the bed room..."
Snickering, the the couple sneaked away to their bedroom, closing the door behind them and forgetting about the mess in the kitchen.
...Appropriately titled, if I do say so myself. XD C'mon...you know you said it, if not out loud then in your head. Ahaha!
I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist! It just popped up in my head randomly and it would not go away. It was actually more harder to write than I expected. Alternate pairings are not my forté, though, so I'm not that surprised. Anyway, my goal with this one was to really make you believe that Inuyasha and Kagome were together and Miroku and Sango were together by throwing off all those hints while they were eating. Then at the end...surprise! So did it work? Let me know! Haha.