Tenten's diary, April 7

Is my swearing thing at the beginning of entries getting annoying? Well, this time, I can't swear. Not at all. I have made someone's life better. Way better. I got a couple to rekindle their love. And, according to Ino, they brought it back with a bang. A really big bang. There were only minor injuries, thankfully.

I'm gonna start crying soon. Everyone else is in love with someone that's in love with them, but my "relationship" doesn't quite work like that. Yes, I called it a relationship. Even though I've been changing, it still isn't perfect.

But, who cares! I did something right, and now I'm being revered as a "love goddess"! Okay, maybe only Ino has called me that, but still! She says I should start doing things like this all the time. I say she's nuts.

"But... but, Tenten, it was all your idea!" she whines every time I say she's the one with the skills in the love department. "And I only got the two of them back together because I had karma on my side!"

Speaking of love skills, the strangest thing happened yesterday...

(Tenten's P.O.V.)

"What do you mean by that?" a voice asked over my shoulder. I quickly shut my diary and turned around. Sakura was standing there, looking at me with those emerald green eyes of hers.

"Who...who let you in?" I asked, my voice filled with anger.

"I knocked, and you said 'come in', so I came in!" she said.

Her answer made me want to hurt myself. Why didn't I remember saying she could come in? Things like that are something I normally remember! I thought, setting my diary on my lap, and sucking on my finger.

"Tenten, why are you sucking on your ring finger?"

My ring finger? I looked, and, my ring stared back at me. I pulled that finger out of my mouth quicker than anything. "I didn't mean to! And you can't say anything to Tsunade, or else I'll tell her everything I saw yesterday!"

"Is that what you were meaning by the 'strangest thing'?" she questioned.

"Well, yes," I replied.

She laughed. "Tenten, she already knows about that!"

At that moment, I knew that my comebacks were useless. "What about Sasuke trying to assassinate me the other night?"

Another set of giggles came from her mouth. "He was paid good money for that! Why do you think he could get me such a nice ring?"

"Go home, Sakura," I said through gritted teeth.

Thankfully, she did, leaving me to re-open my diary and continue writing.

...and the person that was involved in it was just reading this entry. At least I didn't use names, or else I'd be having problems right now.

So, Signel, yesterday, after the people who had gone on the mission returned, me and Ino were walking together, and we heard a fan-girlish scream. Curious to see what was happening, the two of us went to right in front of the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. Naruto was standing there.

"You two just missed it!" he said.

"Missed what?"

"The teme just proposed to Sakura-chan!" he exclaimed.

"...Where are they?" we asked.

"In the ramen shop," he replied.

That might sound confusing, but, they were literally in the ramen shop. They were standing right behind the curtain-thingy, making out. And they were both sober.

When I was proposed to, I had been drinking. I don't think I reacted like that. Or, at least I didn't think I acted like that. Now I have evidence to prove me wrong.

That evidence goes by the name of Rock Lee. He was there, but he thought he was drinking sake, while he was actually drinking water. And he says that his youthful squadmates were acting like a married couple, embracing like nothing he had ever seen before.

How did I find this out, you might ask. He told me this yesterday while we were standing there, watching the show in the ramen shop.

Okay, that's enough. I'm being summoned by someone. Yippee.

Tenten

A/N: Does it seem like I own Naruto? That's what I thought. I don't.