Yeah, I'm probably going to partially base this off my Disney World trip from when I was 16, boiling down to the same resort that I stayed in.
Wait, I was 16 three years ago...
HOLY CRAP TIME FLIES.
Eventually I'll die of old age and won't be able to make fanfiction anymore ;-;
But oh, well. I'll make the best out of this profile while I'm still alive, young, and well. Enjoy this new chapter!
"WE'RE HERE!" Pikachu gazed up in awe as they glanced up at the entrance to Walt Disney World. "Omigawd! I'm so excited I could pee myself!"
"Okay, gross," remarked Emma.
"We better check into our hotel. Apparently we're supposed to have a reservation for the All-Star Movies Resort. Well, since we most likely want to get some rest before going to our first stop, which by the way is Epcot, followed by Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, and finally Hollywood Studios, how about we spend the rest of the day swimming?"
"Good, I can finally catch a nap, since I wasn't able to sleep on the plane due to those uncomfortable plane chairs and that annoying Chimchar kicking my seat."
"Oh, no. You're swimming with Junior all right. We promised we would have our fair share of spending time with him."
"You've gotta be kidding me. I hate this place already. Well, at least we're not going to the waterparks. The last thing I want to spend my vacation doing is swimming in thousands of people's bodily fluids."
"Hey, don't sweat it," said Kyogre. "I do that all the time."
So Emma, Pikachu, Junior, and Kyogre made their reservations, dropped their stuff off in their hotel rooms (Kyogre payed for his own hotel room, since he preferred having a room all by himself for reasons that should not be mentioned in a rated T story), had dinner, and took a short nap. They were ready to go swimming. For some reason, the group still wore swimsuits, despite that they already had no clothes on begin with (then again, most half-dress cartoon animals do, so where's the logic behind that, huh?). Pikachu and Junior wore swim trunks, while Emma wore a normal one-piece bathing suit. Kyogre wore a speedo (I gave you a bad image, didn't I?) to show off his "sexiness" (as he believes he possesses) to everyone at the pool. Nobody thought he was sexy, fortunately, and were even dismayed at the sight of seeing him in his swimsuit.
"Miltankabunga!" Kyogre exclaimed as he jumped into the pool. As soon as he hit the water, all the liquid in the pool began to fly out drenching everything around the pool and leaving the inside of the pool completely devoid of water. "Hey, where did all the water go?" He notices that everything surrounding the pool (except for the pool itself) was drenched. "Uh oh," he sheepishly smiled as everyone began to glare at him angrily.
Since Kyogre sabotaged what was originally going to be a day of relaxing by the pool, Team Awesome decided to check out what was inside the gift shop near the food court. Just as you would expect, it was the typical overpriced (yet adorable) Disney merchandise you see at a typical Disney store. And Emma, as you would expect, wasn't too thrilled about the "overpriced" aspect. "Twenty-five dollars for a pint-sized Winnie the Teddiursa doll?!" she yelled. "That's outrageous!"
"Emma, relax. This is the perfect time to let loose and spend a bit more than you normally spend. And look at how adorable these Olaf the Snover earmuffs are! I'm going to buy some! Along with these Sven the Stantler mittens!"
"WE'RE IN FLORIDA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER IN NEARLY 100 DEGREES WEATHER! WHY DO YOU NEED EARMUFFS AND MITTENS?!"
"Oh look!" Pikachu pointed out. "0.00001% off on Electabuzz Lightyear figurines! I so gotta buy some!"
"By the time this vacay is over, we're gonna be homeless. Oh, wait. We have God living with us so that can't happen."
"Oh, and I can't forget these Jack Fearow action figures!"
Several hours of wasting money and bad puns later...
It was already getting dark by the time they were done shopping. Emma was struggling to carrying a bunch of merchandise to the hotel room. When they finally arrived at the room, she dropped all the stuff on the floor carelessly.
"That was fun!" said Pikachu. "Wasn't it?"
"Yeah, we just wasted $800 on useless junk."
"Hey, I heard they were playing The Little Milotic over by the pool!" said Pikachu. "Let's go watch!"
"Yaaaaay! The Little Milotic!" yelled Manaphy in excitement.
"I suppose since I literally have nothing better to do," sighed Emma.
They sat outside at the pool to watch the movie. Pikachu tapped on Emma. "Emma?" he whispered
"What?" Emma sternly asked.
"How come I never hear about your old life? As a human?"
"Probably because it's none of your business. Also, this isn't Young Justice or Avatar: The Last Airbender."
"Sorry, I was just asking."
"I'm going to bed." She got up and headed back to the hotel room.