Miss Lightning Farron,
Firstly, I'm sorry I indirectly insinuated that you were pretty despite being a soldier. It was on no way an insult that because you are a soldier, you can't be pretty. I feel like an idiot even writing this because I apologized so many times yesterday. I just want to say that I'm usually a lot cooler than I was.
Secondly, on the matter of fighting over the bill, I cannot fathom making anyone like you pay for dinner. (Not that there is anyone like you, Miss Farron.) If I offended you in this matter, it is simply because I could not have a guest and a friend (Is it safe to assume that we are at least friends?) pay for anything when I made the offer in the first place. It was not meant to be seen as as an insult on your person.
Finally, I would like to say that last night was the most fun I've had in a long time and it was nice to see you again after so long. You looked quite nice with a bright red nose. I sent some better tissues to your room. (Although, I do have a concerning cough, but it's probably all in my head.)
Maybe we could do this again sometime?
Or not.
I mean, I WANT to go out with you again!
I mean, not that it was a date!
Okay, I'm going to stop. Sorry.
Noctis