Bella's POV

I get up and walk over to the chair by the door, don't want her to kill me yet, I thought as I sat down. I looked at my hands trying to find the right words. I haven't been this nervous since I was 14 and my mother caught me with my girlfriend at the time. I shake my head, that's so not what I need to be thinking about.

"Bella just say it, you're scaring me," Rosalie said, looking at me with her arms crossed.

I just stare at her belly, my baby is in there,I thought with a goofy grin that would make Emmett proud. I finally look up and look into her eyes, "you're pregnant," I blurt out like the jackass I am. Real smooth dumbass, I thought, as her eyes get big and she blinks at me owlishly.

"say something please, I know its soon, and this isn't how you wanted this, but I saw her and she's-god she's beautiful rose, and she was crying because she thought we didn't want her, and I-"Rosalie puts her hand over my mouth to stop me from talking.

"it's ok, baby," Rosalie said, tears in her eyes." I just want to know how, and what she's like. I'm not mad, I... I love you, so I could never be mad at something like this. Just come hold me, and tell me everything," she says, walking to the bed and getting in.

"Do you remember when we were mating and you felt that brush deep inside you, untill it was fully apart of you," I asked, as I burry my head into her neck and put my hand on her belly.

"Yes, it was amazing, I've never felt anything like that before," she said, looking at me with slightly dark amber eyes.

"Well that was our souls linking together, and I wasn't fully in control of myself so I linked to far, and it combined our souls to create a new one," I said, rubbing her belly softly.

She was quiet for about an hour, and we just sat there, holding eachother. Later we had to go to her house and tell her family, but for now we could just, be.


We walk into the Cullen house and I'm attacked by tinkerbell, " congratulations you guys, I'm so happy for you. I'm going to be an aunt, oh we really need to go shopping," she said in a rush.

I look around, they all have happy smiles, well Edward looks sick as always, "I guess you all know then,"I said, smirking at rose.

She just rolls her eyes, and sits with Alice and Esme, talking about plans to go shopping. Emmett picks me up and spins me as his laughter booms in the house,shaking the windows and rattling the doors. Jasper, feeling everyones emotions starts giggling at us, I look at him in a mix of shock and amusement, holding in my own laugh.

"Bella, if you don't mind, I'd like to study Rosalie during her pregnancy. I've never know a vampire to get pregnant, and it's even more rare that it's with a hybrid's child," he said, looking like a kid in a candy store.

"Well its up to Rosalie, it's her body, but if she says no, I can tell you anything you want to know from the last time this happened," I said with a shrug.

He looks shocked, "This has happened to you before, with another vampire," he said, confusion in his tone.

I just sigh, my thoughts flashing back to 500 years ago. Kind, knowing hazel eyes and deep dimples framed by flaming red hair flash in my mind. Touches and secret kisses when no one was looking, sweet good mornings and heartfelt I love yous, all burn their marks on my soul. Even now, 500 years later, her mark is still left on my heart. I shake my head, she wouldn't want this, she would want me to live and be happy.

"Yes, it has. 600 years ago, I met a woman that would later become my lover. We spent the better part of our time together back then, just living. One day one of our matings went a little to far and we later found out she was with child. It's how I found out I could make a child with anyone I pleased. The enemy found out about our child while I was away, and attacked her. When I returned home the baby was dead, and she was on her way to dying. I did everything I could to save her, but I was to late," I said, tears in my eyes.

Rosalie was next to me in seconds, holding me as the pain faded. I hadn't thought about Addison in years, her memory bittersweet. I look down at rose and smile, letting her know I'm ok, we're ok. She leans up and kisses me and goes back to Alice and Esme.

"I have questions, if you don't mind," carlisle asked, looking hopeful.

"Ask away doc," I said with a mock bow.

"Well since the child is going to be a hybrid, will Rosalie have to eat human food, or will she still be eating the same? How long will she be pregnant? And lastly will the baby grow normal once it's born," he said, wasting no time.

"Well yeah, she'll have to eat raw meat so it shouldn't be to hard with all that blood, and she'll be pregnant for about 7 months. And no, she won't, she'll grow at a slightly faster pace, untill she gets around 16. If she chooses to keep aging, she can," I said sitting down nexts to Edward, just to piss him off.

He flinches and stands next to Esme, a frown on his face. I smirk, as my eyes flash an ice blue. Suddenly he twitches and his eyes get dark. Esme puts her hand on his, trying to comfort him, and he shudders, his hand going to his crotch as he lets out a girlish moan. I push harder, and his eyes turned fully black. He bends at the waist, and rubs his legs together, his eyes rolling back, as he twitches again. Everyone is looking at him at this point, and my hand is over my mouth to keep the laugh in.

"I can't stop," he yells as he starts rubbing against his hand, dry humping his arm in a weird motion.

" what are you thinking Edward, your lust is through the roof," jasper said, trying to control himself.

Not three seconds later, Edward lets out a high pitch scream, as he twitches and falls on the floor.

"Boy, did you just cum in your pants? I'm surprised you lasted longer then I thought you would, ten seconds must be a record for you," I snickered, bent over from laughing so hard. Emmett's booming laughter fills the house once again as Edward flees out the door, well it was more like a waddle.


Lmfao! I just had to. I'm laughing so hard it's hard to type. Bella really likes to mess with Edward, but this was just to good. Anyway it's early again, because I don't want a homicidal panda after me. O.o review and stuff, let me know if you thought that was as funny as I did, the ones that did on last chapter rock my socks.

(Update) Bella is a hybrid. Two races mixed into one person, and at times she is two people. She tends to act more like a lycan when shes mad, and when she has sex and stuff like that she's more like a vampire. Now vampires dont mate like lycans. They choose their mate, but lycans don't. So Addison was Bella's chosen mate, and Rosalie is her true mate. It's all weird I know, but I was thinking about it, and that makes since to me.

-jakelover4ever