Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Ninja Turtles, but I do own Angeline/Moon Wolf
"Normal"
'Thoughts or emphases or Japanese'
"Pissed of person or demon"
Secret Out.
Hermione screamed bloody murder, so bad that Mickey had to close his ears.
"Can you shut up?" Raph yelled at her, "Your making my ears bleed." Hermione stopped, breathing shallow breaths and stepped back few feet, while pointing her wand at them. Harry and Ron, both wide eyed, pointed their wands at them. Angeline just rolled her eyes at them and knocked their wands out of their hands.
"You guys shouldn't be scared. You spent with them few weeks in the same dorm, classes and school." Angeline said.
"Yeah. If we wanted to kill you, we could have done it long ago." Mickey said, while rubbing his ears.
"How can we trust you?" Harry asked.
"Forget about that, what are they?" Ron asked. Raph got annoyed: "We're turtles. Mutant turtles."
"Mutants? As in creatures that were made by chemicals?" Hermione asked, while being curios.
"Yes, those mutants. But we were complete accidents." Don told them.
"How can mutants be ninja?" Ron asked.
"If trained the right way, anyone can be ninja." Mickey said.
"Except mister 'I'm-such-a-moron'." Raph said and high three with Mickey.
"Malfoy." Don and Leo guessed and got nods from the two. Ron and Harry held a laugh back, while Hermione was ready to ask million and one questions.
"Better get ready guys." Angeline said and pointed at the bushy haired girl.
"Okay, what kind of questions you have?" Don asked Hermione. Then she gave a million questions: how they got mutated, when they got mutated, how they know ninja arts, where do they live, what is like to be ninja, what is like to be a mutant, how long did they train, who their master is.
"Ugh, you got a lot of questions for such a little British girl." Raph said.
"Tell me about it. Donnie even knows his end." Mickey said.
"I'm just curios." Hermione defended.
"So are we." Harry said.
"Well, that curiosity might kill you one day." Leo said. Ron looked at him, thinking he will attack them.
"But right now, we are keeping you from getting killed." Leo crossed his hands.
"I don't need sitters." Harry said.
"Well good for you, because we are not sitters, but ninja," Angeline gave a small cough, "And shinobi, guarding you." Raph said.
"But, I don't need guards!" Harry told them.
"Tough luck. Dumbledore hired us and we will do the job, like it or not," Angeline said, "I even got a copy of my mission briefing." And gave them the scroll, which Hermione tried to read: "This all is in Japanese."
"Gomenasai Hermione, I'll change that." Angeline said and, with using a jutsu, made the writing in English.
Mission grade: A, possible S
Client: Albus Dumbledore
Mission: Guarding Harry Potter and his friends
Pay: After the mission for all the troubles caused
"See? I'm only doing what I'm ordered." Angeline said.
"But, why does Dumbledore think I need assassins as guards?" Harry asked.
"Wait a minute dude. Angeline might e an assassin, since she killed, but not us, we only fight against bad guys, not kill them." Mickey said.
"And the kills were either mission or the chunin exam." Angeline said.
"Why do you kill people during an exam?" Hermione asked.
"The chunin exam is dangerous and at least 1/5 of the genin joining it have been killed, either during the 2nd or the 3rd part." Angeline explained.
"That's barbaric." Hermione said.
"For you, weak wizards, maybe, but for us, shinobi and ninja, such life is normal. We can fight with bare hands, but you can't even run away properly." Angeline said.
'Sometimes I forget that she has seen and done more then us.' Leo thought.
"That's not true. Wizards are stronger then muggles." Ron said. Suddenly the Golden Trio found themselves tied up.
"You might want to re-check that statement." Don said.
"It could have been different with wands." Ron said.
"Even still, tied up." Raph said.
"And maybe your hands chopped off." Angeline said and took out a kunai.
"No slicing off hands." Leo yelled at her.
"Alright, alright. I won't. How do we get you guys to the dorm and should we erase their memory of this event?" Angeline asked.
"Can we trust you?" Don asked the Gryffindors.
"Yes." They answered, knowing they could be killed if tell anyone. Leo took out his katanas and sliced the ropes.
"What do we do with missy reporter?" Mickey asked.
"I got the perfect plan." Hermione said.
"Oh dear. We better get out of here." Harry said and they walked out. Angeline placed a temporary genjutsu on the Turtles and they left Hermione doing what she wanted to do.
"What will she do?" Don asked.
"We don't know, but she can get nasty sometimes." Ron said.
"Let her. Later I might show her some real torture methods." Angeline thought to herself.
"Then Skeeter will be dead." Harry said and went back to the Gryffindor tower.
Sorry, if short, but I have other things to do and I'm trying. Hope you liked it.e