The Joker glared at the contraption in front of him that was suppose to be a crib then to the paper in his hands only to look back at the contraption. He had been in this room for hours trying to put together this damn crib, followed the directions to a 'T'. He tilted his head holding the paper out in front of him and scratched the back of his head. That looked nothing like the picture on the paper! With angry growl he balled the paper up and kicked the contraption only to howl in pain.
"God damn it motherfucker!" He yelled hopping up and down on one foot as he held his other. He froze when he heard the contraption fall to pieces "Fuck this!" He growled before limping out of the spare room intending to go to his office and order another crib that didn't need to be put together by him.
The Joker stopped mid step when he heard a heart wrenching sob coming from his room. He looked at the door and felt his anger rise even more. Someone had made his Harley cry. Whoever it was was going to pay with their lives. Completely forgetting what he had just been doing, the Joker quickly entered the bedroom to find his baby girl curled up on the bed crying.
"Go away!" Harley yelled at him while throwing a pillow at him.
"Yeah, I could do that." The Joker said making his way to the bed knelt beside it as Harley hid under the covers. "Or you could tell your Daddy why you're crying."
"I'm fat an' ugly." Harley whined from underneath the covers.
"Who the fuck told you you were fat and ugly?" The Joker growled out suddenly ripping the covers off Harley in anger.
"My clothes don't fit me no more!" Harley cried. "I wanted to put on something sexy for you but none of my clothes fit anymore! I'm fat an' ugly an' you don't want me anymore!" The Joker growled as he grabbed her by her shoulders and slammed his mouth onto hers.
"Don't you ever think you are fat and ugly and that I don't want you. You're carrying our child, I've just spent hours trying to build our child a fucking crib, all while trying to find the perfect time to fucking ask you to marry me! So don't you dare think that I don't want you!" The Joker yelled. Harley gasped at him before tackling him while squealing.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll marry you!" Harley cried as the Joker sighed.
"Well, that didn't exactly go as planned, but then when does anything involving you go as planned?"