Sonicfox: We are back!

Fox: Crap.

James: why?

Fox: these guys are gonna dare us to do all sports of stupid stuff, and we can't protest or we get Tazered.

James: oh. Double crap.

Sonicfox: Andross, you read the first review.

Andross: ok, it's from Lucario cat star, and it says:

Hi nya~
Fox: Have a battle with tails x tornado.
Blaze- =Puppy eyes= Can you please be lucario's friend? Not a romantic relationship. just friend.
Falco:UH...
Tails: Go in a closet with blaze,krystal,and cream and Cosmo and let anything with you.
Wolf: I will steal your soul.
Panther: Do the tango, then the caramelldasen.
Bye! Got it memorized?

Sonicfox: looks like Lucario cat star's got a thing for you fox.

Fox: ok, this actually sounds fun!

Tails: you're goin' down!

(the fight commences, but ends when I use a Landmaster to shoot them down.)

Fox: what the hell!

Tails: what did you do that for?

Sonicfox: I was bored. Blaze, you're next.

Blaze: ok, sure, I guess.

LCS' Lucario :…( looks very happy)

Sonic: why won't it say anything?

Sonicfox: it's a Pokémon. Pokémon don't really talk, but some say their name, and some just roar or growl.

Sonic: oh.

Falco: what's UH…? Is it bad?

Wolf: yes. (suppresses laughter.)

Falco: oh NOES! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!(runs in circles.)

Sonicfox: ok? Tails' turn, but I think Cosmo's not here.

Cosmo: yes I am.

Sonicfox: ok, now INTO TEH CLOSET!

Arkii: this is getting really good. Like Ramen!

Sonicfox: yeah!

(Everyone who was told to goes in the closet. Automatically Tails is screaming frantically)

Everyone but those in the closet: (laughing so hard, Fox almost wets himself)

Sonicfox: Wolf's next.

Wolf: ok, you can try, but can you keep up with a Wolfen?

Sonicfox: I bet, yes. They probably can.

Wolf: damn.

Panther: Panther will do these dances for the lovely lady Krystal.

Krystal: ugh.

(panther dances the tango, but I stop him from the evil caramelldansen.)

Sonicfox: no more dansen. Next dares from Dragonmaster77, and it says:

Hello Starfox...and starfluffy (holds laughter) Sonic and the gang know me pretty well...(evil glare) right Sonic. So I'll dedicate this to you.

Fox and Krystal: You're safe if you both go on a date if not you two can spend time in a fan pit.

Falco: Use those wings of yours and fly off a cliff!

Slippy: Hm (shoots him)

Fluffy: do you have two eyes?

Leon: Eat some bugs.

Panther: shave off your fur.

Sonic: Thought I would miss you out. Taka Amy shopping and carry all the stuff and get some Ramen for Arkii if she wants some.

Wolf: goddamn it! Why is everyone calling me Fluffy!

Sonicfox: Arkii started it.

Wolf: Oh, that's Wonderful! I get a nickname from a girl who doesn't even like me, and it spreads all over the web!

Leon: hehehehehe… yeah…

Sonicfox: anyway, dare time.

Fox: Krystal is in the tails torture closet.

Slippy: can I come out of the corner now Sonicfox?

Sonicfox: yes, you have a dare anyway. Fox and Krys, you're up.

Fox and Krystal: ok, we'll' go on a date.

Fox: YES!

Falco: I… can't really fly.

Sonicfox: don't worry. I'll push him off a cliff for you. (Pushes Falco)

Falco: noes! (Falls into a pit of fangirls)

Slippy: (dies)

Wolf: of course I have two eyes. My eye that had the patch was healed, and now I wear a scope for battle.

Leon: no thanks.

Sonicfox: no, you will. (Shoves bugs down Leon's throat. He chokes to death.)

Panther: No! (Sonicfox shaves his egotistic ass) Argh! Panther is… naked! (Runs off)

Sonicfox: ha! Sonic, you're up!

Sonic: ok… (sadly leaves with Amy and Arkii to buy clothes again and ramen.)

Sonicfox: now the next dare. It's from Plumalchemist…

Shadow: F*** no!

Sonicfox: what?

Shadow: you know Inferno, right?

Sonicfox: yeah, I know that his creator too.

Shadow: well that sonic dare story has Plum all over it! And she's insane!

Sonicfox: I doubt it. The review says:

well was gonna dare you to caramelldansen but that got nixed oh well I DARE EVERYONE TO SHOVE MONKIES IN THEY'RE MOUTHS AND SCREAM THERE IS RAMEN IN MY PANTS

Sonicfox: Holy Crap. Sorry shadow, I didn't believe you but now I do.

Shadow: thank you.

Sonicfox: sorry plum but the only people that can do that are Wolf, Leon, Panther, Fox, Falco, Krystal, Slippy, Peppy, James, Eggman, My Oc, Scorch the hedgehog (yes, he is fully clothed), Arkii, and me. And the author and co host refuse. So all the star fox characters (and scorch) will do it.4

Star Fox characters and Scorch: (muffled by monkeys, so when they say "there's ramen in my pants!" it sounds like "Where's momma in my plants!"

Sonicfox: well, that was… odd, to say the least.

Scorch: yeah, but why am I here?

Sonicfox: why not?

Scorch: ok… following you for a moment on this.

Arkii: Yay for OC'S!(smiles Chibi Smile)

Sonicfox: that's all we have for now, so until next time, Leon shall say the Disclaimer!

Leon: God… Sonic Characters belong to SEGA, Star fox belongs to NINTENDO and NAMCO, and Sonicfox and Arkii are some stupid Teenagers. Happy?

Sonicfox: no, but if I give Falco a demon launcher, put him in a room with you and tell him to go crazy, I'll be fine.

Leon: oh for the love of- Fine. Sonicfox and Arkii aren't stupid, I'm sorry. Better?

Sonicfox: yeah, but you're still going in the box with Falco.

Leon: Crap. (is warped into his doom by Demon Launcher [for those who don't know what that is, play Star Fox Assault])

Sonicfox: Good night Everybody!