Lobster Can Kill! YO THIS IS MASSACHUSETTES!

by Project Jelp

Hey Kids! Its your favorite state with that stuck up accent that whenever you hear you just want to throw a baby off a roof. I Paaaked My Caaa in Haaavad Yaaad! Haha! We also have America's oldest fishing port! Write to me if you still want seafood!

14. Romano 1

Hey Lobster Bastard,
My fratello said you were answering letters so I got bored and decided to write you one. AND YOU BETTER BE DAMN HAPPY IM SPENDING TIME WRITING TO YOU! Whatever...ANYWAY if Spain visits you I'll probably be forced to come too so I might as well get to know a little about you first. So tell me about yourself.
-Lovino Romano Vargas

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Dear Tomatoe Bastard,

Thanks for writing me a Letter! YOU BETTER BE DAMN HAPPY IM RESPONDING TO YOU! I shoul've just sen't this letter back in the mail! I wonder how that would boost your ego? So you want to know more about me? Okay than... I AM YOUR SUPERIOR AND IF YOU EVER TALK LOWLY LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN I WILL BURN SOUTHERN ITALY...WITHOUT DAD KNOWING...Y-YA!

With Fire, Gasoline, and Love.

Massachussetts~