A/N: Finally got a new chappie up. I'm a bit late on uploading this and the reason why is that my lap top hates me. It still works but the lighting is shot out...well not completely. It comes on when it's first turned on but the second after, I'm in the dark. I'm now reduced to using the house computer once again until the problem is fixed which mean updates may take longer.
School is also not treating me right at the moment so that's why I haven't updated as quickly besides the laptop factor. In reality, I mostly update within a week's time. This chapter is short but I will be updating twice. This is just something similar to the chapter where I added Inuyasha while I'm getting my thoughts together on what to do next for our favorite couple.
As you know, or at least the ones who read my comment, this chapter is a reader's choice. It was between having a Miroku and Sango chapter or a Naraku chapter. Whichever you chose first, would be written first. Well you have decided and the winner is…well read it already.
And I hope you all like it and please bare with me.
Ch. 13: Man on a Mission
Sango was at the food court waiting to get their orders while Ayame was telling her about her latest discovery from yesterday.
"You should have seen it Sango, they were so adorable." Ayame said a bit too happily than what should have been. She had stars twinkling in her eyes, she was such a hopeless romantic.
"They were both sleeping but he had his head in her lap snuggling into her while her fingers were in his hair. He never lets anyone touch his hair, do you know what that means?"
Sango gave her an unsure look. She really didn't see a big deal with it. They both knew that Kagome and Sesshomaru made a truce, although it's been broken many times. They were just friends. There was no way of getting them to go beyond that, especially when they can't stay friends long enough.
She was really like Kagome, that's why they called themselves twins. She didn't really care about getting in relationships. Both Kagome and Sango were spitfires, Kagome was the more vicious of the two but Sango's wasn't one to be messed around either. That doesn't mean that she doesn't want a guy one day. Kagome, on the other hand, wants no one.
"Uh…it means that they made peace again and it's no big deal?" Sango questioned before Ayame looked as if she was going to explode. The wolf demoness clutched her by the shoulders and shook her.
"NO BIG DEAL! Sango this IS a big deal, we are changing the lives of two people we hold dear to us for the better. I bet that in no time they will be madly in love and soon they'll get married and have lots of kids and I'llgettobethelittlebadassesgodmotherand..."
"You're over exaggerating again." Sango said as she rolled her eyes.
"Oops sorry, but come on San, I know you see the events unfolding. It won't take long for them to realize that they're perfect for each other and they'll have us to thank and they'll nametheirfirstlittlegirlaftermeandtheirsecondafteryouand…"
Sango just shook her head at her friend's non-stop rambling about their best friend's future children. This was going to take a while. After getting their food, Ayame continued talking Sango to death to the table. It was obvious that she was obsessed with this matchmaker thing. It could be because Kagome helped her hook up with Koga and she's just returning the favor.
Unbeknownst to the pair, mainly Sango, a pair of violet eyes was watching. He was a man on a mission and his deadly hand was itching to go into action to get another feel of the female he desired.
Miroku had been sitting on the opposite side of the food court stalking Sango. Ever since he first met her, he was curious about her. He never actually meant to cop a feel with her. He wanted to stick to his plan of trying to woo his victim before he got a touch but his cursed hand automatically came into action. His father always told him that the men in his family were cursed and had an obsession for touching women, epically beautiful women. Miroku just always thought it was his father's excuse because he was such a huge pervert, now he was thinking that it was true.
Miroku never felt a connection as strong as he had with Sango. He was immediately drawn to her like a moth to a flame. He had to get another feel of her…but without being slapped. When she slapped him, it hurt like hell, he was wondering if she hurt herself.
He slowly made his way over to the girl's table and just when he was half way there he heard a loud, "There's the pervert!"
Miroku turned his head in the direction that he heard his trademark nickname and saw a girl pointing to him. She was one of the members in the newly formed club, 'Perverts Must Suffer', or PMS for short. It was for women who have been ambushed by perverts (cough)Miroku(cough). This particular member was one that he harassed, ran away, and hid from a few minutes ago before he started his pursue on Sango.
"Let's get him!" Another girl said out loud with a smirk as about twenty girls followed.
Those words were words that he always wanted to hear form a woman but not if they wanted to castrate him for giving in to his male needs so easily. He swore that his hand was cursed and this only proved it. He turned to break out into a run as the girls neared him but was blocked by five other girls.
There was a loud pitched girly squeal that went threw out the entire union. Sango and Ayame looked to see where it came from only to see the hand of some poor unfortunate guy being swallowed up in a sea of girls. They gave each other weird looks before they shrugged and suddenly decided that today was a great day to eat outside in the sunshine. Miroku just watched sadly as his target slipped threw his fingers before she even knew what hit her.
Miroku dodged inside the library an hour later panting heavily. He had miraculously escaped the harpies unscathed but now he was separated from getting a chance to get Sango. He was afraid of going out anytime soon because he knew that the hated club members were patrolling around the area, they wouldn't find him there. The library was one of the last places that anyone would find him. This made it more of a place to look.
Miroku started looking for another exit knowing that the girls would know to look there soon but stopped when he saw the object of his desire walking inside and sat herself at a computer.
Now was his chance, he walked over confidently, nothing was going to stop him now besides the angry girls that were now walking toward him…
'Angry girls walking toward me? Uh-oh.' Miroku thought as he turned around to try to get away from the girls. He then remembered that he didn't look for an escape route because he was so occupied. He ran, all threw the library before a librarian stopped him and threw him out for disturbing the peace. Sango saw when the librarian was dragging him out by his shirt collar along with the parade of girls following behind.
Once he was outside, he was at the mercy of the females once again. Just as they were about to give him what he deserved they all heard, "Hey what's going on?"
The girls stopped their diabolical scheming and parted to make way for the newest arrival. To his surprise, it was the very girl that he was stalking.
Miroku started to cry for joy. 'I-it's her, I can't believe that she's come to save me. Now I know that she has to be the one, she has to be the one to bare my children.'
"We were just about to have some fun with the campus pervert, would you like to join us sister Sango?" One of the girls said which surprised him to no end.
"Sister, you're one of them!"
"You have no right to talk to our founder of our club."
Founder, yup he's going to die and without getting his hands on her rump again. She started the club a few weeks ago after getting enough of hearing how much of a pervert he is from just about every girl she met on campus.
"Calm down, I didn't start this club for you to attack him every time you see him."
Maybe she would save him although deep in his heart he knew that he didn't deserve it. If she saved him, he promised that he would change his ways.
"But sister, he harassed me this morning and then he started stalking you." The girl that found him earlier said. Sango narrowed her eyes at him looking dangerous.
"Oh he did?" Sango said and all of the girls nodded, sealing his fate.
Sango sighed and turned back to the girls and said, "Alright girls, I'll take care of him for you, there's no need for all of you to fight over which one get's him first."
The girls nodded and turned to walk off. Once alone, she gave him his serious look and said, "You know I ought to let them have their way with you."
"I know. It's just that my cursed hands have a mind of their own." Miroku said with a cheesy smile as he straightened himself up. "Because you were so grateful and spared me I promise to straighten up my act."
Sango smiled at him but that was before it faded. Her face turned red as her left eye started twitching. She closed her eyes before she ground out between her teeth, "Miroku…"
"Well it is going to take some time you know, I can't change all at once." He said with his hand glued to her rear.
"GIRLS!" As it's been said before, Sango was nobody to be messed with.
In an instant, he was surrounded by the PMS club. He laughed nervously before screaming his lungs out as the girls continued to do their torturous deeds. Miroku was satisfied though, he was a man on a mission and it's been accomplished.
His new mission: Survive the thrashing that he's about to get.
