A/N: Christmas has got me beat. And sick. And my mom has made a mess out of phone companies, so that works out well.
I want to use the latest aviary tragedy as a part in this chapter, and as a show of respect, I give my sincere condolences to the families of those who lost their lives in the crash of AirAsia flight QZ8701.
To: Kazekage-sama
From: Aeroplane Relief Funds, Konoha Branch
Dear Kazekage-sama, at the request of the current Hokage, Naruto, we have sent this letter to ask of you something important.
Please please please can we come to Suna and steal some money so we can send some Water Release shinobi to the crash site of the recent plane crash thingy thank you very much.
I LOVE YOU KAZEKAGE-SAMA-GAARA-HEICHOU!
Sincerely, ARF, Konoha Branch
The Kazekage's Reply
Dear ARF Team,
I would gladly hold a drive to raise money for the cause, but no, you cannot come to Suna without real reason, you cannot steal money (although it would be nice to have someone steal money from all those crooks who stole 500k ryou earlier this week), and ask the Mizukage for those watery ninjas you speak of.
Regards,
Sabaku no Gaara, Fifth Kazekage
The Kazekage's Thoughts
Well, that was entertaining in the least. What other company abbreviation sounds like canine noises? And whoever wrote that last part is wacko somewhere.
It just scares me how large my fanbase is…what could it be like in the other countries…uhhh
As always with terrifying tragic happenings, my thoughts and sincerities are with those experiencing grief from the crash.
Talking about criminals, I have been receiving reports that the man in question had a cat-like cloak on…KANKURŌ! GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU…YOU…uh…
A/N: I still suck at writing but I had really no other inspiration for chapter topics. Probably because most of my days consist of watching ORAS playthroughs…
I am also really glad that wreckage was found from the accident, so that eliminates the trouble that was with MH370. Dang, there's been so much air activity these days.
Enough of this rant, but please be sure to review and leave comments and suggestions for future chapters because my writing is just...