Dear Diary,

So, I was hanging out with Donna earlier. I KNOW! Me, hanging out with Donna! It sounds weird but we had a really good time. You know, when you're not looking at her lumberjack clothes or her gross red hair, she's actually pretty cool, and surprisingly not as manly as I thought she was. Don't get me wrong, she can definitely tune on her feminine side, and with a little help from me she might learn how to become girly, but she's not all about sports and stupid rock music.

I truly felt like I was talking to a normal girl, I even told her about the fantasy about what I wanted my first time to be like (before it actually happened, duh!) and she agreed that the banner with my name and Michael's name would make it special! It's like she gets me..well not exactly, but as much as a lumberjack can get someone as perfect as me!

And now for the most important news EVER:

MICHAEL AND I FINALLY MADE LOVE! See he got arrested and I thought I would never see him again and I was so afraid that I had to declare my love to him. It wasn't what I thought it'd be (because we didn't have a banner or the wind) but I guess it was fine. I'm not really sure what it's supposed to feel like, but now that I've given myself to Michael Kelso, I am sure than ever that we will always be together.

Jackie