Disclaimer: I do not own King of the Hill.
(October 26th)
Hank and his friends were having an intelligent conversation about politics while enjoying some 30 year old wine. I'm just joking they were drinking beer and talking football when Bill spoke up.
"I have an announcement to make." Bill said
"We know your married," Dale sighed, "you've been bragging about it for two days."
"No, what I wanted to tell you guys is that since you were there for the wedding, Camelia and I agreed to throw a belated wedding reception at That's Amore this Halloween."
"Well count me in." Hank said
"Yo." Boomhauer giving his R.S.V.P
"I'll come." Herve said
"I guess I can make it," Dale added, "I usually go looking for aliens that use Halloween as a cover but oh well."
"Thanks guys, this means a lot to me."
As they were talking a familiar Cadillac drove down the alley and pulled into the Hill's driveway. The guys walked over to the driveway to greet Bobby and Jade who just got home from school.
"How was school?" Hank asked
"It was ok." Jade simply said
"Nothing exciting happened." Bobby added
Then Camelia came walking up to the Hill house with what appeared to be her cellphone.
"Bill, sweetie," She called out, "I'm on the phone making the reservations at That's Amore and I want to ask if are party could be a costume party, is that ok?"
"Sure it is Halloween after all." Bill Okayed the costumes.
"Thanks."
She kissed him on the cheek and returned to the phone.
"Poor woman," Dale said, "this party will be amazing and she won't be able to see it."
"Dale," Hank shouted loud enough that Camelia turned around for a second but then turned back away, "what did I tell you about the blind jokes, they're mean."
"Sorry, I thought I got them all out of my system."
"They better be by the party next week."
Later that evening after dinner, Bobby was in his room talking to Berry on speaker phone while looking through his monster book (again a really good purchase).
"I'm telling you there is something wrong with this lady." Bobby said to Berry as he flipped through the book
"Dude, I hate to tell you this but maybe after the Raven Mocker, the Chupacabra, Anna and Antaeus you may have become a little paranoid." Berry stated over the phone
"Come on Berry, don't start doubting me now." Bobby begged
"Does the book give you any clues?"
"I'm looking at all the monsters that are female and blind."
"I can't think of any creatures like that, maybe if she is a monster, she could be nocturnal."
"No, she wore sunglasses at night." Bobby informed
"My only guess is the blind witch from Hansel and Gretel but that would mean we would be facing storybook characters now."
"That would be silly."
"True but it could make an interesting TV show."
"I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow, bye." Bobby said before hanging up
He sat there until 10 p.m. looking through the book but came up with nothing and decided to go to sleep. That night around 11: 27 p.m. we go to an alley where a homeless man was going through the dumpster of a gas station.
"Come on," he moaned, "they always have left over pizza."
He opened up another bag and to his delight a nicely wrapped cheese burger sitting at the top. He grabbed it, hoped down from the dumpster and began to eat it.
"Yummy," he said, "still warm, they must have just made it earlier."
As he enjoyed the burger a mysterious figure approached him. The man felt this and turned around but nobody was there.
"Keep it together Spongy; you're just a little jumpy."
Suddenly the sound of a soda can being kicked came from the other direction. Spongy quickly turned around to see a silhouette of a woman which made it difficult for him to see her but al he could tell is that she was in fact real.
"Hello there," The woman said in a sing song voice "do not be afraid I won't hurt you."
Spongy dropped his burger at the sound of the woman's voice.
"Who are you?" Spongy asked puzzled
The woman stepped out of the shadow and into the light created by the little lamp over the dumpster, which revealed the woman to be Camelia. Spongy froze at the sight of her blood red eyes.
"I said I won't hurt you," Camelia said, "I just need your help."
Spongy who was scared of this woman began to relax as her was comforting and kind.
"How can I help you?" He asked
She slowly walked up to him and placed a hand on his cheek.
"You can help by giving me something to drink."
"I'm homeless; I don't have any money to buy water."
Camelia smiled.
"Don't worry about that, I prefer something thicker then water."
We see a shot of the Arlen water tower as the screams of Spongy disturbed the silence of the night.
The next morning Bobby was driving to school with Jade when something on the radio caught there attention.
"Turn it up." Bobby said
Jade reached down and turned up the volume of the radio.
"Earlier this morning the manager of the Get In Get Out across from Sugarfoots discovered a body that has identified as a local homeless man known to some as Spongy," the radio reporter said, "the police have determined that the cause of death was because of an animal attack as they found two teeth marks on the left side of his neck."
Bobby was in shock thinking that he could be right about Camelia. He told Berry this at lunch.
"I don't think she's a vampire," Berry doubted this theory, "I mean she walks during the day time."
"But don't those vampires in the Twilight movies walk in the day time?" Bobby remembered hearing this from a couple of the girls around the school
"Those guys' sparkles which as every vampire expert can tell you, they can't do that."
"Then tell me everything you know about non-sparkly vampires."
Berry took a bite of his mash potatoes.
"Well I haven't been into vampires since Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended but I'll dig some stuff up."
"Thanks, you can meet me at my house when you do."
Later that afternoon Berry had come over to Bobby's house with every book he had about vampires and went over it in Bobby's room.
"Ok, according to Ilan Ezra, vampires are nocturnal, they have blood red eyes, two really sharp fangs," Berry began to explain, "and unlike the popular belief they do not turn burn up in the sunlight, they just can't stand it like you and other werewolves can't stand the touch of silver."
"I know my parents can't understand why I use plastic spoons, knives, and forks for." Bobby informed
Berry chuckled.
"Anyways, vampires can only be killed by a few things and I'm afraid wooden stakes aren't one of them."
"I know that part," Bobby said, "I read how to kill them in the book."
"Good so you know that only few ways to kill one is by stabbing it in the heart with a silver dagger dipped in holy water." "Well we exactly don't have one of those or a gun that fires bullets made of silver and well blood from a werewolf."
"The only thing we have is your blood, so get us some silver, melt it down and we got ourselves a bullet." Berry joked
"So how come it calls for werewolf blood?" Bobby asked
"That's easy to explain, well you see in all the research books it says that werewolves and vampires have been natural enemies ever since the two first existed."
"Wait, I got an idea, what if instead of a bullet made of silver and werewolf blood, we get a dagger covered with my blood."
"Ok, I thought you said we didn't have a dagger."
"I think I know someone who might."
"Who's that?"
"Joan."
So Bobby wants to find Joan, well that probably won't be easy neither is killing a vampire. Stayed Tuned for part 3. P.S. sorry this chapter was short.