The laments of Tuba and Trombone

by rockstar666hailsatan

Two old people, on an adventure they'd never have imagined before, with some of the characters from homestuck getting involved too. what could await darlings on their quest? only time will tell

14. Chapter 13: Catherine

Chapter 13: Catherine

NSFW! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ IT'S YAOI.

After destroying the Death Star, they left Hogwarts school of wizard bitches. Tuba and Vriska LEFT TOGETHER but they are not going out god damn. Gamzee didn't want to leave Vriska but he also didn't want to leave Tavros. He decided to go with Vriska. But before that, he had to say a special goodbye to Tavros….
Gamzee pushed tavros into a closet and locked it from the inside. He pushed tavros on the wall and took his clothes off and grabbed his dildo and made tavros jizz. He then took out his reallY BIG CLOWN DICK and put it up tavros's butt. But before he did that he had to get lube but there was none so he used SOPOR SLIME from his pies that he had capchalouged. Tavros mewled like a kitten taking a bath. Then they were done.

As gamzee left with vriska, tavros slipped inside the suitcase of Gamzee's stuff because he could fit in it because he had no legs.
Trombone on the other hand was very sad because he didn't get to confess to dave that he liked dave. Dave found him before he left and they made love on a bed. They took off each others clothes and then grabbed each others penises and they did it slow and lovely and very carefully because it was Trombone's first time. Trombone jazzed ans then Dave did too. They were so happy but then Trombone had to go suddenly. Dave cried.