Author's Note: Despite what the script says, I consider this to be the merge. So, it's really awesome that I kept it up this long. Also, the first chapter of the sequel to Danger Island, Total Drama All-Stars 2, is up so go check it out.
Disclaimer: I totally don't own Total Drama (If I I'd change nothing here), the characters (except for Kitsune, Malcolm, and Victor), or the shuffled idea.
Now to answer reviews!
acosta perez jose ramiro: Again, thanks!
bruno14: Thanks! Mike's subplot is the one I'm the most worried about, so I'm glad you like it. Yep, Kitsune and Duncan are official.
Remaining Campers:
Screaming Gophers: Alejandro, Gwen, Kitsune, Leshawna, Noah, Trent
Killer Bass: DJ, Mike, Sammy, Zoey
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EP 14: The Brunch of Disgustingness
Last time on Total Drama Island...
A note from a secret admirer got Gwen and Zoey up in each others business. DJ accidentally knocked his boy Trent off the airplaine, sending him deep into the earth's crust. Leshawna showed everyone how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride. Harold showed himself to be an ace flag-catcher. Untill he caught sight of Kitsune's... unmentionables, causing him to crash his way right off the island. But not without a little canoodling time with the fair Leshawna. And now, let's see what in store for our campers on this weeks episode, of Total... Drama... Island!
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(As the opening theme begins, various cameras pop up and displace wildlife in the process. A cue card marks the transition to a moving camera flying past Chris as the lyrics start.)
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine
(The camrea flies up to the 1000 ft high and peers over the edge)
You guys are on my mind
(The camera jumps from the cliff under the water; Sugar swims through the water in a bikini and farts. The gas blows behind her and kills a fish.)
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
(On the surface, Gwen and Trent are floating by in a canoe. The latter playing guitar to the former. Both have smiles on their face that turned into wide-eyed disgust as the dead fish surfaces; a bird swoops down and grabs the fish.)
I wanna be famous
(The bird flies off into the sun and drops the fish. The camera pans down to a clearing where Malcolm is sitting peacefully. The fish falls in his hands and he looks confused, then scared as he runs off-screen and a trio of bears runs after him. The camera pans out to show Duncan laughing at the scene, and once again to show Sky watching in concern.)
I wanna live close to the sun
(The camera zooms to another part of the camp, where Amy and Sammy are arguing in a canoe and don't notice the waterfall until they fall over the edge.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won
(The camera pans further down the waterfall, where DJ is standing on a log suspended on two rocks. He looks off-screen and his eye widen as he tries to run away, but he doesn't manage to outrun what turns out to be Tyler swinging on a vine. The two collide and both fly off to the left.)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
(The camera fallows DJ and Tyler as they fly through the camp and eventually slam into the outhouse. Leshawna, who was walking toward it, is knocked down as the collision forces the door open. The camera pans to the main lodge and Chef's silhouette is visible in the window.)
I'll get there one day
(The camera moves in past the window to where Chef has his arm in a large pot of something that is unnaturally green with a disturbing smirk. He looks behind him where he has Harold and Scarlett tied up; the redheaded twins share a nervous glance.)
'Cause I wanna be famous
(The camera pans left to where Noah is trying to read with an annoyed expression as Staci gabs to him. The camera zooms out of another window to the edge of the docks, where Heather is sitting and glaring at something to the right. The camera pans to the right to show she was glaring at Alejandro, who smirks and winks at her.)
Na nananana nanananana nananananana
(A pan to the right shows Shawn nervously glancing around until a zombie walks on screen to scare him off. The zombie then takes off its mask to reveal Kitsune, who giggles to herself.)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(The camera pans right again, to the end of the docks. Victor waves at the camera and bows.)
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
(Water splashes down on the teen, he looks up to see Chris in a helicopter with a bucket of water. The host flashes a smile and the gleam becomes one of many stars in the night sky. The camera pans down to where Mike and Zoey are sitting by a campfire and leaning in for a kiss but they're interrupted when a fedora lands on Mike's head. He inhales and takes on a smug look and Zoey's face falls into one of annoyance. The camera pans out one last time to show all the campers sitting around the campfire and whistling the last few of the theme song.)
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(MAIN LODGE)
Chris and Chef were standing next to the door. Gwen and Noah walked into the building, Trent not far behind them. He saw the empty tables and exclaimed, "What? No breakfast!"
"Oh, don't worry bro," Chris said. "There will be plenty of food later on." the two co-hosts started giggling.
The rest of the Gophers shuffled in. Leshawna asked, "What are you two bozos so giggly about?" This made the two giggle harder.
The Bass settled in. "Congratulations to the Final Ten campers for making the halfway point in the competetion!" Chris announced. "You'll all be on the jury for the final episode."
"That's cool I guess," Mike said.
Chris continued, "The two teams will become one next week. But first all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and boys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as time itself, a battle of the sexes!" Alejandro winked at the girls, and Kitsune returned with a gesture that had to be censored. "After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then you'll a have a bite to eat." He and Chef laughed some more. "Ready for a little good news? This week, one will be kicked off." The campers cheered. "It's all for reward and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!" The campers all left and the co-hosts giggle again.
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(CAMPGROUNDS)
The campers were walking back to their cabins. Kitsune ran up behind Zoey and Sammy and hooked an arm around each. "Ladies," she said. "I'm so glad we'll be bunking with each other. I saw you guys in some of those challenges. Big fan."
Gwen stopped them, "Watch it with this one. She's unpredictable."
"Hey!" the goofball protested.
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(BASS CABIN - GIRL'S SIDE)
Sammy and Zoey had just finished packing and were ready to leave. Sammy left the cabin and Zoey was on her way out when Mike opened the door. "Hey," he said with a smile.
"Hi," she replied. "It was really nice being on the same team as you."
"Yeah it was." He took a deep breath, "Zoey I have to tell you something."
"What is it Mike?"
"It's about my characters. You see I have-"
Chris showed up and grabbed Zoey, "Big day ahead of us!" He pulled the girl out of the cabin.
"Maybe that was a sign," Mike said to himself. Trent showed up and knocked him over with his guitar. He inhaled and became Chester. "Gosh darnit. These kids are gonna be the death of me!"
Trent looked worried. "Dude?"
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(CAMPGROUNDS)
Zoey met up with Sammy outside the former Gopher cabin. "Where were you?" the cheerleader asked.
"Talking with Mike. Why haven't you gone in yet."
"Honestly, I'm a little nervous. I don't know what's going to be behind that door."
"Well it can't be that bad," Zoey said as she opened the door. Both of their eyes went wide at the argument they walked in on.
"No one is going anywhere until I find out who ate me pudding pockets!" Leshawna said.
"I ate them," Kitsune said. "Big deal."
"Big deal? That's my food. No one touches my food!"
"Well maybe this'll teach you to stop leaving your stuff everywhere. You can't throw a rock in this cabin without hitting something of yours. I woke up with your bra on my face yesterday."
"At least I look and act my age. You're sixteen not six!"
"At least my boyfriend isn't looking at other girls' chest!"
Leshawna growled. "You wanna piece o'this?"
"Um," Zoey started to say.
Kitsune looked at the door, "Zoey! Samey! I'm so glad you guys are here!"
Sammy held up a finger, "It's Sammy."
"That's what I said," the fox lover replied. "We don't usually fight like that; we're normally like a big happy family."
"Big and dysfunctional," Gwen deadpanned.
"But still functional," Kitsune said. "If you two need anything, just let me know. I want to personally ensure your stay in this cabin is a paradise." Gwen and Leshawna sent each other weird looks.
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KITSUNE - "So maybe I'm laying it on a little thick," she admitted with a shrug. "But Noah and me are seriously outnumbered and I can't risk the Bass siding with Al." She laughs to herself. "You notice how he shudders everytime someone calls him Al?"
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The goofball continued, "So you can have these bunks next to me. They used to belong to Heather and Sky, but they're not here anymore. I can't wait to get to know you two and become best friends."
"Thanks Kitsune," Zoey said. "It's nice to hear you say that." She looked to Sammy. "And you were worried the guys would get along better than us."
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(GUYS CABIN)
The guys' cabin was filled with the sounds of celebration. Mike and Alejandro had toasted and were drinking juice. DJ and Trent were dancing to a record on a turntable. Even Noah was bobbing his head to the music as he read on the bunk above the turntable.
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NOAH - "I know I need to work on keeping Mike and DJ out of Alejandro's clutches, but if I try to soon then Al will know what I'm up to. And I kinda like that song."
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(GIRLS' CABIN)
"Wait right here," Kitsune told the new arrivals. "I've got a bag full of make-up I'm not using and you guys are more than welcome to help yourselves."
"Oh em gee really?" Sammy asked excitedly. "That's the first time anyone's ever said that to me."
"What really?" The fox lover asked in surprise. "Well I mean it, what's mine is yours."
"Zoey, Sammy," Leshawna warned. "Y'all need to watch what you take from this girl."
"Ignore her," Kitsune said. "She's bringing pre-merge drama into the conversation. But now that a certain eel is no longer on the team, we can all work together."
"You say that. But you're still working with that lazy turkey!"
"I tried. But if you can't see that Alejandro's playing you, then I can't work with you!" She stromed off and stopped at the door. "I'm gonna go sleep on the boy's old side. You two can come if you want." Zoey and Sammy looked at each other, the latter walking to the door with Kitsune.
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SAMMY - "I'm pretty sure Kitsune's trying to get me into an alliance. But I've seen Amy play people long enough to know when someone else is doing it."
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The fox lover smiled. "Come on Roomie, let's go settle in our new room," she said to the cheerleader.
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(MAIN LODGE)
The ten campers were standing as Chris explained, "It's time... for today's challenge,"
"Where's breakfast at?" Leshawna asked causing the co-hosts to giggle again.
"Is this what I sound like?" Kitsune asked Noah.
Chris stopped laughing, "Let's just tell them today's challenge is, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You'll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross, just that it will likely be... gross."
"Tell them what they'll get if they win Chris!" Chef said in a game-show-host-esque tone.
"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort. Where they'll be pampered, eat gormet food, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught wile participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight. And spent the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef." He pointed a thumb to the cook, who was giving the creepiest smile and wave he could muster. The campers gasped.
"We have to win this challenge," Kitsune declared.
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ZOEY - "Maybe if we win, the other girls will start getting along," she said unsurely.
KITSUNE - "Today's challenge is in the bag. My mom can't cook and refuses to take lessons. I was eight when I realized mac and cheese wasn't supposed to have bones in it."
ALEJANDRO - "I was afraid of a challenge like this. My body is a temple, and no temple keeper would dare contaminate this." He took his dhirt off to show his point.
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The teams had sat down and waited dor the challenge to start. "Take a whiff boys," Leshawna taunted. "'Cause all I smell is victory for me and my girls!"
"I'm the youngest of nine," Noah said. "So I'm used to being forced to eat gross stuff."
"Let's begin the challenge," Chris said with a smile. "First, some hor d'oeuvres." Chef handed the teams plates of kidney-shaped meat.
"Meatballs?" Mike asked.
"Technically you're right Mike," Chris answered. "But these are kinda special."
"It's Beef Testicles Bourguignon," Chef explained. The shot cut to a bull lying on the ground and crying before cutting back to the challenge.
"Testicles?" Mike asked. "Ew ew ew!"
The guys just stared at their plates. "Even Jose would not force me to eat this," Alejandro commented. Noah tried to eat one, but started tearing up at the act. DJ sniffled and a tear fell down to his plate.
"It's the hardest thing a man can do," Chris commented.
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KITSUNE - "After about three seconds, I realized the guys were not gonna eat this dish. Though, I understand what they're going through." Her eyes widened. "Wait! That came out wrong! I meant-"
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The fox lover popped a 'meatball' into her mouth with ease, causing Noah, Trent, and Alejandro to instinctively protect their crotches. "Come on guys, they're just meatballs," she taunted before laughing maniacally.
"This is so wrong," Sammy said to herself. "But I could use a couple days away from here. Chef really scares me." The cheerleader started eating.
"We can't let the girls win," Mike said. "Our manhood is at stake!"
"So was the bull's!" Noah yelled.
"Hey Zoey," Kitsune said. "Why aren't you eating?"
"I just don't think I can do this," the indie chick replied.
"Is this because of earlier? Because I didn't mean to freak you out, I swear." Mike watched this with a concerned expression.
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MIKE - "I know she's not in danger of elimination, but I couldn't let her paint a target on herself."
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The spikey-haired boy walked over to her and said, "The round won't end until some one wins, and it'll be a while before we can get it down." Alejandro narrowed his eyes. Zoey smiled and finished her dish.
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ZOEY - "I love how Mike is always doing something sweet like that. I wonder wht it was he was gonna tell me?"
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"Well, looks like the guys lost this round," Chris announced. "The first round goes to the female campers."
"Thanks for the pep talk Mike," Zoey said as she hugged him. She went back to her team.
"Yes, thanks for helping the other team Mike," Alejandro accused.
"What it's not like we were gonna eat anything!" Mike defended.
"We can't let them win!" Trent said.
"That's pretty obvious Elvis," Noah deadpanned.
Chris blew a whislte. "Are we here to argue, or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals?" The host asked irately.
"He's right," Noah said.
"Sorry," "My apologies," Mike and Alejandro said.
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ALEJANDRO - "I may forgive. But I do not forget."
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"The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys," Chris explained. "And now, it's time for the next course in, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You guys like pizza?" He asked them.
"I can go for some 'za," Kitsune said. "Long as the toppings aren't too weird."
"How's this for weird? Live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?"
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"Honestly, not loving the anchovies," the goofball joked, causing the female campers to give her funny looks.
Chef handed everyone a plate. "That is straight-up nasty," Leshawna said. "I. Ain't. Eatin'. That."
"Yes you are," Kitsune told her. "There's an all-you-can-eat buffet with my name on it, and I'm not gonna miss it because you can't handle some live grasshoppers." A grasshopper jumped to her head. "It's in my hair! Get it out!" She started pawing at her head trying to get the bug off. "On second thought, let's not eat this one."
Gwen grabbed her by the arm. "I'm digesting a bull's precious cojones," she told her. "You're gonna eat." The fox lover nodded and took a bite out of her slice, eyes widening in surprise at the good taste.
The guys had all mostly eaten theirs, except for Trent. "I've got a weak stomach," he told the team. "Be right back." He ran outside and threw up in a tree.
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TRENT - "When I was a kid, my parents would hold me down and force-feed me brocoli. They only did it because brocoli is," he gagged, "good for you."
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"I can do this," the musician told his team. "DJ, I need you to hold me down. And Mike, you stuff the slice in my mouth. And no matter how much I scream or beg, you have got to feed me that slice."
"If you say so," Mike agreed.
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The scene flashed to Trent struggling to get out of DJ's arms as Mike readied the slice. "Wait stop it was a joke!" He said. "I was kidding. Hah hah. I'm warning you my dad's a lawyer!" Mike stuffed the slice in his mouth and he ate it. "Not... that... bad," he mumbled before passing out.
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TRENT - "It wasn't that bad," Trent said having regained his cool guy persona. "I was just playing it up for the camera. I don't really mind beef testicles or live grasshopper jelly fish pizza." The scene cut to outside the confessional, where the sounds of vomitting could be heard and vomit was actually overflowing from inside the outhouse.
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Back at the lodge Leshawna had chickened out of the round. "Oh I can't be doin' this," she said. "Grasshopper minding his own business, what I wanna go an eat his little head off for?"
"The winners of this round," Chris announced, "are the guys!"
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CHEF - "I was escited for the next dish. Made it from scratch."
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"Allright who's ready for the third course?" Chris asked as Chef revealed the dish. "Spaghetti! Actually live eaarthworms, covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
"No more, I'm done!" Noah said as he ran out of the building.
"I'll take care of this," DJ offered.
Noah ran out of the door, only to be tackled by DJ. "Ok, yeah. I'm back. Thatnls for that," he said.
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The guys had blindfolded themselves to eat the dish and made short work of it.
"And once again" Chris said, "the winners are the guys! Allright everybody, time for course number four. No nine course meal would be complete without soup. Today's special is french bunion soup with hangnail crackers."
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NOAH - "Pretty sure they just emptied Chef's bathroom rug into a pot."
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"Ladies," Kitsune told her team, "I have an idea." She left to go get something. MEanwhile the guys were all haveing trouble trying to get one spoonful down. Kitsune came back with a funnel and used it to pour the soup down her teammates throats.
"The girls win again," Chris said. "The score is tied at two all.
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SAMMY - "You know, I used to wonder how Kitsune got this far when she's contantly goofing off, but she's actually really good at this game.
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"Only five more coursed left," Chris said. "Bon apetite."
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The rest of the courses were shown in a montage accompanied by an eighties era rock tune.
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You gotta eat. Eat!
(Chef chewed a piece of gum, took it out of his mouth, and smashed it onto a ball of prechewed gum before presentig it to Gwen.)
Eat to win
(Chef squeezed a skunks tail in to a cocktail shaker.)
Don't let them gross you out. Don't let them push you down.
(He shook the shaker and poured the liquid into a glass. Zoey took a sip, gagged, and tried to wipe the taste from her tounge.
Stand tall and say you caaaaaaan!
(The next course was Chef drawing a smiley face on a flip flop with a caulk gun. DJ tried to gnaw on it with his teeth before falling over.)
You gotta eat. Eat!
Eat to win!
Oooooh you need to eat. Eat!
Eat to wiiiiiiiin!
(The next two courses involved Chef chopping up a rottten pepper and a stew made from various dicarded trash items.)
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"Wow," Chris said, "It's still tied up. We're down to the last coursr in the challenge! It's delicious dolphin weiners: hot dogs made of dolphins."
"That's just wrong!" Zoey exclaimed.
"Come on Zo," Kitsune said. "It already been killed and cooked. You just have to eat it."
"I don't know if I can though."
"Do you want us to force you to eat it? Because we will."
"I'm sorry," the redhead offered, "no spa is worth this."
"I'm with you sister," DJ added. "I'm not eatin' no dolphin."
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CHEF - "I slave all day over a hot stove cooking dolphin. No appreciation.
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Chris watched the two campers before irately saying, "Fine, enough. We'll settle this by having an eat-off
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Noah and Kitsune sat behind a tray full of empty shot glasses. "Whoever can drink the most shotglasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich to fit your active lifestyle." Chef poured the blend into the shotglasses. "On you marks, get set, go!"
The two teens started drinking the shots. Kitsune would gag each time whereas Noah's eye would twitch.
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It was down to the last few glasses. Kitsune suddenly fell over on the table, letting Noah finish off the roaches. "Noah wins!" Chris announced.
"I'm sorry girls," the goofball said, still buried in the table.
Noah's stomach rumbled. "I'm sorry too," he said before vomitting. A cockroach crawled out of the puddle and walked away, causing DJ and Trent to puke as well. Chef groaned before his own cheeks bulged. Even Chris was having a hard time keeping it down. He told the camrea to stop rolling before he puked, completely covering the lens.
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The guys are the big winners today.
The guys walked down the dock to a luxury yacht.
And the girls go their seperate ways.
Leshawna and Gwen go into their side of the cabin and Kitsune goes into hers.
Two definative cliques have been cemented. For now.
Zoey and Sammy give each other a sad look before heading off to their respective sides.
What shocking surprises do we have in store for our campers next week as they head toward the big merge?
The shot cuts to inside the yacht, where Alejandro is chatting with the two former Bass as Noah watches with a scowl hidden behind his book.
Tune in for Total... Drama... Isalnd.
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Author's Note Post Script: With a lack of action comes a short post script. The brunch is a challenge that's not fun or easy to write. But I got it done. This week we see a subplot move forward in the form of the fight between Kitsune and Leshawna over which Gopher boy they sided with. It'ss will be important later.
The guys won because, well I didn't see why they couldn't.
As for Kitsune kinda taking over the team, it seemed like they needed a rally point and it was either her or Zoey, and Zoey hasn't really tapped into her skills yet.
It was hard coming up with a reason for there to be an eat-off with no vegetarians But I thnk what I did with Zoey worked.
Not my best work, but I'm really excited for next week.
With that I'm signing off
-TotalDramaFan14
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RDI RANKINGS
22nd Place: Sugar
21st Place: Staci
20th Place: Tyler
19th Place: Heather
18th Place: Amy
17th Place: Shawn
16th Place: Victor
15th Place: Malcolm
14th Place: Sky
13th Place: Scarlett
12th Place: Duncan
11th Place: Harold