Author's Note.

We are so close to making it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please. Would you Bring your eyes to me? A Feast, for your eyes to see.

Chapter 14 – Courier Pink

"Hello inferior red squad!" Tucker yelled to Red base from a small mound near Red Territory. Church, Deanis and Caboose were not far behind.

Church had explained the plan, they were going to bargain with Sarge in order to have new robot bodies to replace Lopez. Deanis did agree to help them, as well as poke at Church about owing her yet another favor once everything was done and over with.

In the past two hours, Deanis noticed a visible change in Church. Though it all could be because he was using Donut as his host. He was always closer to her, usually in her personal space, and often stayed by her. That was probably something to do with Donut, the clad pink didn't like not being around Deanis.

"We would like to talk to you about-" Church said but was interrupted when Caboose stepped into his and Deanis's line of vision.

"Sneak attack!" The clad blue muttered excitedly.

"Shut up you idiot, we're not here to fight," Church whispered harshly, "We're here to negotiate."

"A sneak negotiation!" Caboose muttered stiffly.

"Donut! Deanis! What is this!" Sarge yelled from the base's top.

"I think he's talking to you," Tucker said to Church and Deanis. It was Church who spoke up.

"We, uh I mean they," Church corrected himself, "Would like to negotiate a surrender, to us. No to them, no wait no-no that's right, to them, to us."

"Oh, smooth dude," Tucker murmured.

"The fuck are you doing?" Deanis said quietly, "Get'yer facts straight."

"Sorry."

"You can't surrender blues, we haven't attacked you!" Simmons yelled, "Now go home and wait for us to attack, and then you can surrender."

"In exchange for not killing us, they, them- we, they would like to, release the robot guy, and me," Church exchanged glances with Deanis and Tucker and turned back to the red base, "…The pink guy."

"Are you becoming retarded?" Tucker asked. Church did a half shrug, using one shoulder. He was slightly against Deanis again, leaning on her shoulder. She bumped him with her waist, surprising him.

To tell in truth, despite her irritation she kinda liked it. Even if it was Donut's body doing it. The pink helmet looked at red base.

"I don't think they're going for it," Church said, when a gun shot fired. The bullet was from a M6C pistol, since the sniper rifle had been confiscated by Blue team. Deanis found herself being pulled away by Church, his "Borrowed" hands on the part of Deanis's shoulders not shielded by Red platings.

"Oh mother Fucker!" Tucker nearly staggered back.

"Okay, now you're under attack!" Simmons yelled, "Go ahead and surrender, bitch!"

"Alright, they surrender!" Church yelled, still holding Deanis. Tucker took out his pistol and aimed.

"Fuck that, I'm pissed, let's fight."

"Now that you have been thoroughly humiliated by our superior military strategy," Sarge yelled, "we demand the return of our robot, our pink private, and our superior fighter!"

Considering that Deanis has been captured by the Blues twice, not to mention knocked out several times, the superior fighter title didn't seem to fit.

"Okay, but there's one catch!" Church yelled, "Sarge they want you to build two robots for their team. "

"Hey that wasn't part of the deal!" Simmons yelled.

"Church why do we need two robots?" Tucker asked, Church's hold on Deanis softened. To add to it, she didn't move this time, having relaxed in Donut's/Church's fingers.

"You know... one for me, and..." Church added under his breath, "one for Texas."

He released Deanis and took a step back. She didn't pout, but she was pretty disappointed.

"Oh man, don't tell me you're doing this for Tex," Tucker said, crossing his arms "You're still in love with her, aren't you."

"Hey get off my back, man. Most dead chicks aren't exactly linin' up to haunt this dirt hole," Church explained agitated, "Besides, if I don't get her a body, she's gonna steal mine anyway."

"Eh, good point," Tucker shrugged.

"Bitch," Church was in Deanis's personal space again.

"Alright you blue scum suckers!" Sarge yelled, "What robot models did you have in mind?"

"I guess make 'em just like Lopez!" Church yelled, "Except, you know, just a shell, no intelligence!"

"These new robots sound much nicer," Caboose commented.

"That's because they sound like you," Tucker replied.

"Oh and no Spanish!" Church added, "And a bigger switch!"

"Okay, we got a deal!" Sarge agreed, "Meet us in the center of the canyon at 0600 and we'll make the exchange."

"Deal!" Tucker yelled back.

"Okay. I gotta hurry back before Lopez and Sheila suspect anything," Church turned to his team, "Make sure this pink guy doesn't run away when I leave. I mean it. I'll meet you guys back at the base."

"Huwhuuugaygaayeeeeeee!" Donut's voice erupted from the clad pink's throat, and several white flashes came from his armor. Donut staggered a bit holding his head.

"What the...? Where am I?" Donut asked, Deanis took a step back from him.

"We were just talking to your friends," Caboose explained, "But you're going to stay with us now for a while."

"Are we gonna have a sleepover?" Donut asked, "Because that would be sweet."

"..You're a nice lady," Caboose commented, making both Deanis's and Donut's heads tilt in confusion. What was with this guy?

"Oh blue team!" Sarge yelled, "Before you go, maybe we should talk about optional equipment on your new robots."

"What optional equipment!" Tucker yelled back.

"All you said you wanted was a body, we didn't talk about featuuuures."

"Like what?"

"You know, undercoating, extended warranty, features," Sarge explained, "man, come on. Like do you want them to be able to use both arms at once?"

"Of course," Tucker dragged.

"Asynchronous arm movement isssssss optional!" Sarge yelled.

"What? Oh man, I told Church they would try to screw us!" Tucker said and then yelled, "What about the feet?"

"Did you want feet?"

"Yeah we want feet!"

"Sorry," Sarge said, "feet are optional."

"What's on the bottom of its legs?"

"Legs are optional."

"Oh man, what a rip-off," Tucker muttered.

"Options are optional."

"What isn't optional?" Tucker yelled.

"You look like a nice guy, don't worry, we'll work something out. Have you thought about financing? How's yer credit? I can offer you a free set of high quality mud flaps... and a lube job... You won't be disappointed! I've been told my lube jobs are fantastic!"

Deanis nudged Tucker with her foot. She had an idea.

"What?" Tucker spat.

"Let me go over there," Deanis said, "I can work this out in you guys favor."

"Bullshit," Tucker snapped, "What makes you think I'll trust you?"

"Tell you what, you still have all my guns," Deanis explained, "I get you your robots in prim and perfect condition, and you give me my guns in exchange. Deal?"

Tucker looked at her for a moment, and then sighed.

"Deal."

"Good, now get these wires off me."

Deanis walked up to the red base's roof after the blues had left. She felt naked without her M6D on her thigh, but a deal's a deal.

"Deanis!" Simmons exclaimed, "Are you alright? Did they just let you go like that? Where's your guns-"

"Simmons, I'm not here for small talk," Deanis said, "They let me go to make sure you build the robots right."

"Such treachery!" Sarge exclaimed, Deanis shook her head.

"No," Deanis sighed, "They've got all my guns. I'm only doing it for the weapons."

Okay, she lied. She was just doing it for the weapons. She was doing it mainly for Church, and that seemed good enough for her.

Trivia.

Courier - A soldier who served the officers of his regiment by carrying mail or messages.

Next Chapter will have nudity. That's all I have to say isn't it?

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Chapter 14 - Courier Pink