66.) Scream "OMG!" right when he's about to throw a shuriken, when he asks "What?" tell him you had a great idea but forgot it, continue yelling "I REMEMBER!- no, wait I forgot again..."
I, the great procrastinating Jaxx Nero of the Neon Overlords, was sitting on the ground watching the less great and fantastic Sasuke Uchiha of the Tsunderes practice throwing shuriken- it goes without saying that, as being me, I was bored... yes, even though it had only been 10 minutes, what do you expect, bro!?
I tapped my fingers against the ground, suddenly deciding, 'Oh, hell, I know I promised to give him the day off but I'M BORED!' then waited until just before he was about to throw his shuriken and screamed in the highest, girlyest voice I could muster (This was very hard 'cause of course you all know I'm very manly!), "OMG!" so loud that I even made my own ears ring.
Needless to say, I startled the Emo-King who whipped around to confront me, "What!?" he demanded.
"I had a fantastic idea!" I screamed.
"What?" he asked, obviously leery as my last 'great idea' ended with him covered in whipped cream.
"!" I pouted, "I forgot it..."
Sasuke rolled his eyes- probably relieved that he at least wouldn't end up coated in Cool Whip (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! *deep awesome voice*) and chocolate syrup- and went back to his shiruken practice.
I waited a few more minutes, "WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I REMEMBER!" I yelled suddenly, once again scaring the shit out of the Uchiha.
"Well, what?!" he demanded, annoyed.
"Um... I forgot again, Sasu-kun..." I was pleased with his reaction.
Sasuke gave me a glare, "Oh, shut up and let me train!" he snapped.
I sniffled, "Sasu-kun is so mean!"
"Don't start with the stage tears, Nero..." he groaned, continuing with his training.
I scowled and gave him a dirty look, "Well fine then, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!" I said, knowing and accepting that I was acting like an eight year old, but really? It's not like there's much difference anyways. (Hey, wait a minute-!)
"Stop being imm-"
"HOLY FUDGESICLES MINI ITACHI I REMEMBER MY FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC IDEA THAT WILL TOTALLY BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE SKITTLES AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES RAIN DOWN FROM THE SKY LIKE GUMDROPS!" I interrupted, yelling loudly- I'm sure by this point my ear drums have exploded.
"Oh, for gods sake! What?!"
"... I forgot..."
67.) Narrate his every action as if he were a rare species on the Nature Program.
"Welcome, valued PINK followers, on this weeks episode of, um... 200 Ways to... um... a-anyways, we come to you live in the natural habitat of the Sasuke-ious, a rare sub-species of Uchiha-ious,- common name: Duck-Ass-Hair who is currently resting in his den of Itachi hatred and... house-iness... we must observe from a distance as the Duck-Ass-Hair is prone to attack if provoked, currently, we are at a safe distance to observe and it appears that his behavior-"
"Nero, what are you doing?" Sasuke's eye twitched in annoyance as he turned around in his computer chair to see what the crap I was doing.
I gasped, looking into the obnoxious PINK camera, "Crikey! We've been spotted!" I yelled, doing the weirdest Australian accent ever to be heard by another living being.
"What are you talking about?!" The Uchiha demanded, "and... who the hell is she..?!"
My cameraman lowered our fabulous camera, "Hey, I'm Hex!"
"MY WITTLE SISTER! X3" I cried- getting whacked over the head with a book by Hex.
"... there's two..?" Sasuke asked, looking and sounding half dead.
"Sorta now if you'll excuse me... ahem hem!" I cleared my throat, "the Duck-Ass-Hair has spotted us, it's important for us to remain- actually, I think it's more important to RUN LIKE HELL!" I shrieked, running down the hall screaming "THE UCHIHA IS COMING! THE UCHIHA IS COMING!" over and over and over.
"Oh, no you don't, get back here!"
Meanwhile outside~
"And now you have seen, first hand how the Duck-Ass-Hair reacts to finding himself on a Nature Program, Valued PINK Followers, this is a rare experience and will likely never be seen again in your lifetime!" I concluded, hiding in the bush outside of Sasuke's window.
"What about when he finds out those were Dopplegangers?" Hex asked, momentarily, lowering the camera.
"... This program is officially cancelled!"
68.) Scream as loud as you can and then say you saw a spider.
3am. Sasuke Uchiha residence.
This was a feet, the impossible had happened, Sasuke feared it may never happen again.
Yes, for something something so surprising, so astounding, so extremely astonishing that angles sang in happiness, all of Konohagekure sighed in relief, and Sasuke actually sort of smiled had happened just down the hall at the Emo King's residence.
Jaxx Nero the Neon Overlord had fallen asleep.
Nobody was even sure how it happened, not even Scientists could explain it, but somehow I had been reading yaoi on Sasuke's bed... and actually fallen asleep.
Sasuke used his time wisely, knowing how privileged he was to be having this moment. He had thought about going to bed, but at a time like this?! In a moment that only came around once in a blue moon when the stars were in perfect position and the temperature is just so and cake has been consumed on that day?! No, he was going to make the most of this moment, he was going to CHERISH this me free moment!
The Emo King sat down to read, actually feeling a little happy (If that's possible, Scientists are still not sure if the Sasuke-ious Uchiha-ious can feel any emotions other than annoyed and hater- then again, its the same Scientists so maybe that's saying something) to be free from the endless torment of the Jaxx-inouse Awesome-ious and finally be able to relax for just a-
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Sasuke jumped, "Holy fuck!" he scowled, of course, I was awake already. Wait, "Hey, Nero, are you okay?" he called.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
On one hand I was probably messing with him to bug him... but on the other hand, the screams sounded pretty legit, it wouldn't be good if I got murdered (aww he cares!) I mean, just imagine the huge mess Sasuke would have to clean up! (HEY!)
"Nero, what's wrong?!" Sasuke demanded, flicking the lightswitch on.
I was standing on the head board, clutching my yaoi and armed with a pillow, "OH THANK GODS, SASUKE! IT WAS HORRIBLE!"
"What? What happened?!"
"I SAW A SPIDER!"
69.) Punch Sasuke for no reason in front of his fan-girls, then yell out for them to hear: "Pervert!"
So, Sasuke and I were walking around, being cool- actually, he was being cool, I was being "annoying" in his words (meeeeeeeeeh!)- when I happened to notice some guys I hadn't talked to in a while, "Hey, look! It's your fanclub, Sasu-kun~~~~!" I pointed to a group of teenage girls wearing "I LOVE SASUKE" T-shirts and wielding plushies, they were crowded around their ruler, clad in glorious Naruto jewelry, a magnificent T-shirt with the Mini Itachi's face on it, and a regal pin of official ruling power- these are legit, bros- was the president, Lord President Lady in all her glory!
"We're turning around!" Sasuke announced, anime sweatdrop-ing.
"Lol, NOPE!" I screamed and grabbed his arm, dragging him towards the fangirls, "HEY, LORD PRESIDENT LADY! WHAT'S UP, SISTA? I COME BARING GIFTS OF SASUKES!"
It took about 0.00003 seconds for the whole fanclub to begin squealing and glomping Sasuke as he cursed at me.
Lord President Lady gave me an approving look, "You have done well, young padawan!"
"YAY!" I grinned evilly at Sasuke, "alright girls, girls, give the man some room to breath! Geez!" I ordered, pushing them back so there was a little bubble of evil aura protecting us from the fangirls- who knew all too well what stepping into my evil aura meant.
"I hate you..."
I frowned, 'Oh, no you didn't!' I gasped loudly and punched Sasuke in the face, "YOU PERVERT!"
"Huh? Wait, I-"
"GET HIM!"
And Sasuke was than mauled by 10 billion fangirls.
70.) Yell at him to shut up when he clearly has not said anything.
Sasuke was walking around in the Supermarket, being stalked by everyone's favourite stalker/weirdo~ (Hint: Chapter 4) ... If you answered me, you are correct! If you answered anyone else... then I'm sad... congratulations, you killed me!
Anyways, he was just buying some groceries and ignoring me as I continuously asked him what everything was, trying to bug him.
I pouted and tapped my foot against the ground, now I was the one getting annoyed! He can't annoy me! This is MY fanfiction! This is '200 Ways to Annoy SASUKE UCHIHA'! '200 Ways to Annoy a Neon Overlord' isn't coming out til at least next summer! (Geez, so rude, Sasu-kun!), "Grr..." I growled, aggravated by his silence... hey... wait a second... well, let's try this, "Sasu-kun, shut up!" I snapped, getting most of my frustrations out in that yell- it sounded pretty damn real.
Sasuke jumped, "Huh? I didn't say anything..." he looked legitimately confused.
'Hehehe,' I laughed inwardly, trying to keep an annoyed and Sasuke-like face, "Sure, Sasuke, whatever!"
"..." he turned back to his grocery shopping, trying to figure out what the crap just happened.
A few minutes later, I thought, why not try again? "Gods, Sasuke! Seriously, shut up!" I ordered, getting a few weird looks from passerby.
"I swear I didn't say anything!" he insisted, looking a little flustered.
"Geez," I scoffed, this may be fun.
"..." before he even fully turned around I snapped again.
"Oh my gods! Are you serious?! Shut it, Sasuke!"
"I didn't- Nero, come on, that's annoying, I get you want to 'bug me' but-" The Mini Itachi began.
"OH! You really think the issue is mah fanfiction? Guuuuuurl, I don't like your attitude! You think just 'cause I've spent the past 13 chapters annoying you means you can do whatever you want to bug me back and I can't tell you to shut yo' mouth? You are sorely mistaken! You, sir, are one of the most inconsiderate people I have ever met! I will defriend you on Facebook, like that!" I snapped my fingers.
A large crowd had gathered around to watch as I told him off.
The Emo King seemed lost for words, "I-but-Nero- I..."
I smirked ever so slightly.
Without a doubt... Best. Shopping trip. EVER!
"And let me tell you something else!"
HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT? I'M NOT DEAD! YAY! (*cricket*)
I know you guys probably thought I was gonna leave you all at chapter 13 didn't you? Well, I am offended! I only contemplated that like... 3? 4 times? 5 at most...
I'm just kidding, I'm so sorry for not updating! I was lazy! But, I think I made up for it in the LONGEST CHAPTER IN HISTORY... of this fanfiction. Yeah, as you may know- or not know, or sorta know, it doesn't really matter- Chapter 10 USED to be the longest with 1'488 words! Yeah? Well! I'll have you know this chapter actually has2'137 words! So there, you also got to see me as Steve Irwin and a Padawan and SLEEP *GASP* so, we good? Yeah, let's hug it out!
Oh, and before I forget, here is my assistant who helps me at 2:30am, my sister Hex!
Hex: Hey, I'll probably be helping Jaxx a lot more as he can't even update his own stuff without me now~ X3
Yeah, expect to see and hear more of her, thanks sis for making me write.
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