ASK A TITAN

THE MEGA ONE!!!!!

Author: Sorry for the wait, but here's too many question to shake a stick at!!! What…ever….that means…

From Zen-Taro

To Robin: If you became a vampire what would you do?

Robin: Drink blood…I guess.

To Starfire: If you had powers like mine (powers to create anything) what would

you do with them?

Starfire: I would first create the bunnies upon which image they could fly when in love, then I'd sugar coat the stars so that when they sparkle, they sprinkle some sugar flakes onto the Earth, and then….

(Author: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! HAPPY NOW?!)

To Beast boy: Ever thought of turning into a myth beast?

Beast Boy: …I'll give it a try, I guess.

To Cyborg: I have powers of creation, what would you do to be normal again?

Cyborg: Well, first. I'd make these little bunnies that can fly.

To Raven: Apparently your grandpa (Trigon's side) is the first demon, the

ultimate evil, where all evil comes from... Chaos (better watch out... he's

worst than Trigon)

Raven: …Do, you have a question or…

To Blackfire: Same as Starfire's question

Blackfire: Something with cute little bunnies that can fly and rape people, I dunno.

To Kole: I am the crystal of life, and I am your father

Kole: Eh, no?

To Trigon: You do know your dad is Chaos

Trigon: …Really?

To Gizmo: If you could have anything right now, what would it be?

Gizmo: Your mom sucking my own hung Mammoth.

To Everyone: You all do know I am the creator of your universe?

Beast Boy: Forget that dude, I defy you and your universe inventing claims!!!!

Mas y Menos: Es loco, no?

Bumble Bee: Hmm, sounds to me, like someone's had too much cartoon addiction for one day.

To Everyone: I have the power to turn you into gods, what would you do for that
power?

Everyone drops on their knees and open their mouths.

FROM CROSS AND GABRIEL

to Argent: Are you human, or demonic?

Argent: Human luv.

to Killer Moth: How do you deal with your daughter?

Killer Moth: Amazingly, if I give her anything she wants, she behaves. Easy as that….as you can tell, her mother was the butch one in the relationship.

to everyone: Did you know that RedX DID have an original comic about him? It
lasted only 4 issues because he was too powerful, heck, Impulse died there and
Speedy was crippled for life. His suit had tubes a bit like Bane's that had
liquid with different colors go through them. Each color had its own power.
Silver meant super-speed while black enabled him to use shadow. He had 11 in
all you know. And he was FAR better than Robin in martial arts. Hell, he's
probably better than Batman or the True Master.

Red X: Good times, good times.

Red X: If you had the ORIGINAL RedX's suit, what would you do with it? Would
you go evil villain and take over the world or stick to stealing even with all
that power?
(the original RedX could take on every Titan and come out victorious with a
few dead)

Red X: I aint a bad guy, just taking what I want. Not interested it all this world domination stuff. I just believe in doing stuff for the heck of it. So if I had my old powers, nothing would change.

to Speedy: How many people have stayed away from you because of your
gayness?

Speedy: I'M NOT GAY!

to Tara (Terra from the school): Is Nick your boyfriend?

Terra: (blush)

to Angel: Do you REALLY like Kyd Wykkyd?

(WHO THE FUCK IS ANGEL)

to Raven: if RedX gave you a deal to go freely and give himself up to the law
if you had sex with him, would you agree?

Raven: First, I respect myself and my body too much; second, that an unfair deal since he'd get more out of it than me. I cant deal with people who would just slow me and my awesome sex skills down.

to the author: Do you REALLY hate Cross and Gabriel that mucH?

Author: Oh, I'm in this one? Ok. No…their just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really 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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really annoying (I would have added a lot more "really"s, but my laptop just crushed with how annoying they are, seriously). Also, they always seem to together, so I suspect that they have some sort of love relationship or something going on.

-Zen to-Jinx: Have you ever really had bi thoughts about Raven?

Jinx: Ew, no.

-Inferno to-Raven: I am Soul Edge, the living demon sword. I can give you the
power to destroy your father once and for all. The question is... would you
want to weild me?

(Raven was about to answer until Beast Boy burst through and grabs Soul Edge)

BB: SWEET! A FREAKING TALKING SWORD! I'm gonna sell you on Ebay so I can finally get a moped!

Soul Edge: No! I don't want to be sold for a fraction of my original value! A fraction!!!!

(Beast Boy leaves Raven)

Raven: So…is it too late to say yes?

-Witch-king to-Red-X: Interested in becoming a Nazgul, and increasing your
power ten-fold?

Red X: If I have to be called that Nazgaygul name, then no.

-Super-mario to-Starfire: WHY WON'T YOU-A LOVE-A ME?!?!

Starfire: I am terribly frightened by your amplified question. Is increasing volume in a question suppose to desire a fast response?

-Alex to-Argent: I LOVE YOU!

Auhtor: I'm sorry, but Argent has gotten a restraining order on Alex who is not permitted to ask anymore questions.

Zen-taro to Red-x: Here's something you should to ** off Robin... go Super-fly! start
humping the air and say "Who's yo daddy, who's yo daddy. It's me, because I
did this to momma yea, did this to yo momma. You suck but yo momma sweet."

Red X: That's not question….but it is slightly gross man…I'll do it!

Zen-Taro to Everyone: If you could be any mythalogical creature/person, what/who would you be?

Raven: The Spinx

Beast Boy: Aw, man, that was my one!

Cyborg: Eh…that little bull head, human body guy.

Robin: Thor.

Starfire: I want to be there Jesus I keep hearing about. He seems to be very popular, and I like the way he has super human powers like Spider man.

Robin:…What?

Starfire: He can climb walls like Spiderman. I always see him using his spider powers to hold onto the side of a cross.

Author: …I'm not even gonna touch that one…

(Zen again)

To Robin: If you had no choice but to kill a villian, would you do it?

Robin: No choice? None what so ever? Don't believe it, there's always a choice.

To Starfire: What dish made the Titans the most sick?

Starfire: Dishes can do that? (Runs over to the dish cubboard) Ok, dishes of death, taste my fury for one of you have illed my friends (Starbolt into the cubboard; shards of plates everywhere).

To Beast Boy: What do you think of the Angry Video Game Nerd?

BB: Really; problems in EVERY matter of his life if he freaks out like that.

To Raven: What's your most powerful spell?

Raven: I can spell powerful, if that's a powerful spell enough for you?

To Cyborg: What's the craiest thing you've ever done?

Cyborg: (Thinks, smiles) Good times, good times.