"Ow, my God damn head," Tails moaned, pulling himself out of the bush he had landed in, and rubbing his dome.
"Oh Tails, are you all right?" Rotor questioned as he came waddling over as fast as he could possibly move, falling over about two times in the process.
"I was fine until you got here," Tails answered Rotor, who picked him up and began hugging and squeezing the fox against his will.
"I love you Tails!" Rotor exclaimed with a giggle as he hugged the poor fox even tighter.
"And I fucking despise your existence," Tails puffed, as he could hardly breath, before Rotor let up and began kissing him on the cheek. "What the hell is wrong with you? You're a sick son of a bitch," Tails said forcing himself back and slipping out of Rotor's hands, before giving his tails a twirl and flying up on top of a nearby tree.
"No, come back, Rotor loves you!" Rotor cried, running up to the trunk of the tree and bashing against it with all of his might, as he failed to claw his way up.
"Seriously get loss, you fat lard," Tails ordered in fury, giving a very dark toned expression to the one dimensional character below, but that is pretty much every Sonic character.
"Fine, I will just sit and wait, you'll have to come down at some point," Rotor smiled creepily before plopping down on the green grass below and starring with very unwavering eyes up to Tails. They glared at each other; much like the two Sonics had been doing for the last couple of minutes. Metal continued to hover above the ground scanning the smiling flesh Sonic before him.
"So are we just gonna chillax all day or am I going to win?" Sonic smirked giving a flick of his finger before tapping his foot impatiently, "I'm waiting!" Metal replied with a few more seconds of the constant hum of his engines, before blasting off at hyper drive into Sonic. "Whoa!" Sonic screamed, flying back into the woods and out of the convenient clearing.
"Sonic!" Tails shouted, turning his attention to the ongoing battle and away from the pedophilic Rotor.
Sonic fastly pulled himself from the ground and darted his head around looking for Metal who had disappeared. "Where are you, you pile of fan favorite scrap metal?" Sonic questioned, just as Metal came bursting down through the tree tops, smashing Sonic into the dirt. "Ugh… hey kids, this is the part where you start playing Stardust Speedway music as loud as possible, and if someone tells you to turn it down, first you say: fuck off, and then you get out of there," Sonic informed as he spit a large mound of dirt from his mouth. Metal quickly grabbed Sonic by the quills, spinning him around with a slap, and kneeing him hard in the face repeatedly. "Is that all you got, garbage bin?" Sonic continued to ask smart ass questions that he would receive no answer to, before getting punched square in the face. Sonic was then clutched by the neck region as Metal blasted off straight into the sky above.
"Hey this is great, I can see some guy's house from here, and look there's the sun," Sonic informed as blood began flowing from his mouth and nose, falling like rain drops to the ground below. Metal didn't respond to any of this as he rose higher and higher into the sky. "Hey if we keep going, we may be able to reach the sun, also I feel like somebody's sucking up all my air," Sonic commented feeling dizzy and lightheaded as Metal came to a halt, letting a stream of Sonic's blood land on his shiny paint job. "Oops, sorry about that," Sonic falsely apologized, wiping the blood from his face, and then smearing it on Metal's in return. Without warning Metal hurled Sonic forwards to the far off surface below. "Oh no, I'm falling," Sonic sighed without much of a care in the world as he fell to his awaiting death.
"Antoine do you see that?" Sally questioned as she was still on the search for Sonic, unaware that the blue falling object above was her hero.
"It is very hard to see when you are crawling on the ground," Antoine huffed as he continued to claw his way after Sally.
"NICOLE can you identify that falling object?" Sally asked, slipping NICOLE out of her pocket and flipping her open.
"Of course Sally, just give me a second to calculate," the Holo-Lynx replied, generating from the device held in Sally's hand. "The object is identified as Sonic the Hedgehog, according to my readings he is falling to his death most likely due to a higher elevated object, which appears to be Metal Sonic," NICOLE informed with a frown which Sally shared as she heard the news.
"Thanks NICOLE, come on Antoine, Sonic needs us more than ever!" Sally shouted as she slipped NICOLE back into her pocket and dashed off ahead of the ever so faithful Antoine.
"Merde," Antoine murmured under his breath as he began dragging himself after Sally once again.
"Oh no… oh no," Tails franticly spoke to himself trying to chew on his nails, which wasn't possible since they were being covered by his gloves.
"Tails what's wrong?" Rotor asked slightly turning his head, very concerned about the little fox. Tails didn't respond but instead continued to act nervous, attempting to pace back in forth, before tripping and falling from the treetop. "Tails!" Rotor screamed jumping up, ready to run over to the stressed out fox.
"Don't you even think about it," Tails said pulling, himself off the ground and smacking his head repeatedly, "Come on Tails, there has to be away for you to save Sonic."
"Save Sonic, from what?" Rotor questioned as he slowly inched his way closer to Tails.
"From falling to an untimely death, you idiot," Tails shouted in frustration as he clenched his fists.
"And how do we do that?" Rotor continued to ask as he seemed to hover across the ground towards the eight-year-old fox.
"We need something to break his fall," Tails answered rubbing his chin and deeply thinking, trying to push the threat of time, to the back of his mind. Meanwhile Sonic had once again fallen asleep, not giving a shit about meeting his demise.
"Mmh… huh, oh hey I'm still falling," Sonic nonchalantly spoke as his eyes fluttered open from his light dreamless sleep.
"Okay, I think we can use… Rotor look out!" Tails began before seeing Sonic coming in fast and furious, well mostly just fast.
"What?" Rotor said dumfounded, stopping in place, and peering up just in time to see Sonic about to smash him into the ground.
"Hey fatty," Sonic greeted before coming into contact with Rotor full force, smashing the walrus down into the soil below, and tumbling over into the nearby tree with a crack. Tails saw all of this flash before his eyes; afterwards he sat there for a moment trying to comprehend what had just happened. Though before this process could be completed, Sally came rushing into the scene right over to the badly injured Hedgehog.
"Sonic… Tails what happened?" Sally asked, kneeling down next to the bruised Sonic who appeared lifeless.
"Um… Rotor… it… tree," Tails said, jumbling his racing thoughts out in a nonsensical language.
"Tails dear calm down, take a deep breath and calm down," Sally ordered almost hypocritically as her mind was racing a mile a minute.
"Okay, I was kidnaped by Metal Sonic, but Sonic came to save me, so the two engaged in combat, while Rotor tried to molest me, and then Metal took Sonic up into the heavens and hurled him straight down onto Rotor, and then you showed up," Tails explained as quickly as possible as he let out big puffs of air.
"Thank you Tails, I want you to stay where you are, I'll handle everything," Sally commanded, turning her attention back to Sonic.
"Sonic wake up, wake up!" Sally screamed as she began pounding on his chest repeatedly.
"What the hell are you doing?" Tails shouted, snapping out of his shocked state and returning to his logical senses, "Stand back, and let someone who actually thinks do this."
"Tails watch your mouth, I told you to stand there," Sally reacted before putting her ear up to Sonic's chest, listening for a heartbeat, "Damn, nothing, only one thing left to try."
"Sally don't tell me what to do, I'm an independent young fox…" Tails started to rant, outraged at Sally's supposed authority.
"Tails, shut up!" Sally yelled before opening Sonic's mouth and attempting mouth to mouth CPR, which quickly turned into Sally smooching all over Sonic's face.
"Stop, he needs medical help, not kisses, you fucking nut," Tails cut in, pushing Sally off of Sonic and giving her a rude gesture with his middle finger.
"Tails who do you think you are?" Sally asked, grinding her teeth and swinging herself up to face the little fox.
"I'm Tails the fox, motherfucker," Tails answered badass like before crossing his arms and giving an, I don't give a shit stance.
"Boy does your mouth need a cleaning," Sally replied with a smirk before pulling a bar of soap out of nowhere and shoving it down Tails' throat. Tails responded by tumbling backwards, spitting the bar from his mouth, and rubbing his tongue furiously.
"You want to play dirty?" Tails frowned, spitting suds from his mouth as the taste of the chemicals still burned into his tongue. Sally reacted by jumping onto Tails and madly began struggling with him as the two started tossing and turning all over the place. In the meantime Sonic's eyes popped open once more, as he let out a yawn and pulled himself to his feet; once again doing some stretches before looking over to see Rotor flattened into the ground, and Sally and Tails stupidly fighting.
"Remembers kids if you're falling to your doom, rely on others to break your fall for you," Sonic informed as he made his way over to his two best friends, or friends, or other beings he has to put up with. "Hey douches, what's new?" Sonic greeted with a wave, as both Tails and Sally halted to stare at their beloved hero.
"Sonic you're alive!" they both shouted simultaneously, springing up as confetti flew down out of nowhere.
"Of course I'm alive, the franchise is called Sonic the Hedgehog, not gay ass pointless characters," Sonic said, brushing dirt from his fur.