The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. However, all my characters belong to me.

This episode, we interview the fallen ones…

Hopefully I won't get writer's block this time

…On a stage somewhere on the Playa De Losers, a chubby guy comes out with cheers from the audience. He was tanned, a bit chubby, and wearing a red Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans, and brown shoes. His name was Jedrek.

"Hello, and welcome to what we call Dictionary: All Lettered Out!" He then says in Alec's voice, "For SCIENCE!"

"Whooooaahhh!" a female voice is heard, as she is riding on a broomstick.

"And that must be my co-host, Ellie. Better stop her…" Jedrek then makes a sound, almost like a police siren. Hearing the sound, Ellie, who was on the broomstick, suddenly stopped.

Ellie was wearing what appeared to be a purple witch's hat with a cupcake decoration. She was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt over a blue shirt, over a pink sweater. She also had some pink pants on. Her raven-black hair was streaked pink, like Hannah's, but also had some additional streaks on the tips as well.

"So, what seems to be the problem, officer?" Ellie asked "Officer Jedrek".

"On the charge that we gotta get ready to interview our first constant." Jedrek answered.

"Anyway… He cussed, a lot."

"He tortured… a lot."

"And he had his mouth washed out with soap, here's Zero!"

Zero comes out into a parade of "booos" from the audience. Some of them even threw soap at him.

"Aw, shut up, you –BLEEP-!" Zero yelled out.

"I would say nice to talk to you, but being your history…" Ellie started to say, until…

"A WITCH! –BLEEP- BURN THE WITCH!" Zero yelled out to the audience. The audience paid no attention.

"Okay, first off, I'm a wiccan. Second off, witch burnings are so 1600's." Ellie said.

"Maybe I should say the questions?" Jedrek asked.

"Sure, maybe –BLEEP- will… I –BLEEP- cuss this –BLEEP-!" Zero yelled out. It was revealed that Jedrek was making said bleeping sound.

"Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, why the cussing?" Jedrek asked.

"Why? It's –BLEEP- awesome!" Zero explained.

"And all that got you tasting soap." Ellie said.

"Aw, bite it, you witch."

"Second, how come you shoved Vikki down the cliff?" Jedrek questioned.

"Why? It looked like a fun thing to do at the time!" Zero answered. The audience, Ellie and Jedrek was silent with shock.

Ellie was reaching to her back to something, but Jedrek held his shoulder and shook his head "no".

"Well. That's all the questions I have… How about some questions from the internet audience?" Jedrek said, as he pressed a button, and made some kinda "Wrrring" sound as a giant monitor was lowered.

The monitor turned on with static at first, until three teenage girls appeared on screen. They looked a bit like Luka, except with various other streaks of hair.

"Zero, we like to say a few words with you, especially with what you did with that squirrel!" one of the girls said.

Áw, bite it, you –BLEEP- PETA wannabes." Zero said back at them.

"Man, when Tina started to wash your mouth with soap, we cheered loudly!" one of the other girls said.

"I rather not remember that night…"

"And furthermore…" A bar of soap was hurled at the screen, breaking it.

"Sigh… Just sit down over there, Zero." Ellie said, pointing at the bleachers.

"Man, Chris is so gonna kill us…" Jedrek said.

"Not as much as our next constant…" Ellie answered. "He's a lover of FPSes, a hater of Nintendo, and is an all-around jerk, give it up for… Peter!

The crowd booed as Peter walked out.

"So, Peter, tell me about your time on the island." Ellie said.

"My time… It SUCKED! I don't know why I signed up for this show…" Peter answered.

"I looked up your bio, and it said "To prove that Graphics makes Games." Jedrek said. "I prefer Cake Mania anyday of the week."

"Or course you would, Jedrek…" Ellie answered back. "Second off, why did you pick on Tina often?"

"Why? She's and her merry team of Kidtendo followers are slowing down progress on true games to be made! Plus, she smelled weird."

"But they're different company's! What does that constitute on her slowing down progress on games?" Jedrek asked.

"Whatever, you wouldn't last a day on my squad." Peter said.

"Speaking of your squad, I just received a message from them." Ellie answered, and showed Peter her laptop. On it, were three other people.

"GunMachine66, I thought you were cool…" The youngest of the group said. "But I know who's more cooler now… And it's NOT you!"

"I thought you were cute… Turns out I was wrong." The female of said group said. "To be honest, I find Ethan more cuter. If he doesn't get a girl, can I have him?"

"Peter, we already agreed, and we're… cutting you out of the group." The third person said.

"WHAT?!"

"Also, we saw those videos of your laughing at kids crying over losing a match!" The girl said.

"So… Are we done? Momma says I have to make my bed soon…" The kid said.

"Oh, okay. Talk to you later, hon!" The girl said, as all three broke contact.

"F-F-F… -BLEEP-" yelled out Peter.

"Aww, don't feel bad, have a cupcake!" Ellie said, producing a cupcake. Peter snatched it from her hands. "You could had said thanks, you know."

Peter, having eaten the cupcake, started to feel sick. After about a minute, he transformed into what appeared to be a kitten.

"What… the hell did you do with me?! What was in that cupcake?" Peter questioned. Even in his kitten-like state, he was still able to talk.

"A few… special ingredients… You'll be fine in two hours, tops." Ellie said, as Peter walked over to the bleachers. Seeing Zero leering down at him, he hid behind the Bleachers.

"Now he's playing with power… Cuteness power". Jedrek said.

Ellie giggled at Jedrek's joke. "Anyways, shall we introduce our next guest?"

"Sure… Well, she was a former nerd, and disappointed Ethan, but things worked out in the end, anyway, here's Jeanette!"

She came out with the crowd applauding as she took a seat.

"Nice to be on here, guys." Jeanette said.

"Likewise." Ellie answered. "Now, how was your time on the island?"

"Well, it was nice while it lasted. I made some friends, but, you know what they say, you can't win them all." Jeanette said.

"Okay, that's good. Second, how come your theme song is the theme from Carrie?" Jedrek questioned.

"I have a theme song?" Jeanette also questioned.

"Yeah, someone assigned you guys theme songs that fit your personality." Ellie answered. "Although, I highly doubt you'll go on a telepathic rampage."

"Cool…" Jeanette said.

"Anyway, how did you meet Rick anyway?" Ellie questioned.

"Well, it was in math class when I met him. We… sorta connected, and I… kinda fell in love with him, despite my other side still thinking about Ethan." Jeanette replied. "When I did meet Ethan on the show, it was pure fate, that's all. He's currently employed as an intern, building something for a future challenge, something to do with a pink puffball, or something."

"Anyways, let's take some questions from the Lappy." Ellie pressed some buttons, and someone came on the screen. He appeared to be… crying.

"Sniff… I can't believe she would dump me for someone." The downtrodden boy said.

"You don't look so hot, what's wrong? Ellie said.

"I… need some love advice." The boy said.

"Um, the only thing I can say is get out there and look. You'll find the one someday." Jeanette answered.

"Thanks, Jeanette…" The boy said as he switched off his monitor.

"Well, that's all the time we have for you, you can sit anywhere you want on the bleachers." Jedrek said as Jeanette went over to the bleachers. She saw Peter, in his kitten form, and started to rub on him.

"Man, this sucks…" Peter said.

"Anyway, our fourth guest is a puppeteer, and was deeply hurt by Danny, please give it up, for Nuva!

The audience cheered as she took to the stage.

"Sup, Ellie, thanks for having me here!" Nuva said to Ellie.

"Sorry you had to go out like that. What Danny did was downright mean!" Jedrek said.

"Well, on the way out here, I passed by Peter's room, and I think I saw him snap a disc in half. I think it said Call of Duty?" Nuva said. Peter took notice.

"He did WHAT?" Peter said in his cat-like state in between Jeanette's rubs. "When he comes out here, I'll—"

"Wow, that's very low…" Ellie said. "Anyway, about Nerdi… We all know what Danny did to her. And, I think you'll like the improvements that Isaac did with her." Ellie said, pressing a button on her Lappy.

Nerdi appeared on the screen, with her legs propped on the table, and eating cottonballs. (What do you expect puppets to eat?)

"Hi, Nuva! Sight for sore eyes, meow?" Nerdi said.

"Oh, WOW! Isaac fixed you up, and included legs! Man, if only my late Grandma was here… she would had loved to see the new you."

"Well, I plan on staying on the Island, I… kinda assigned myself as an intern. Plus, Isaac did mention on sewing me up a boyfriend…"

"Ooh, do tell…" Nuva said to the sockpuppet.

"Uh, Nuva? We have to get a move on. We… Sigh… gotta interview Danny next." Jedrek said. Even he was not looking forward to that.

"Very well, then! See ya later, Nerdi!" Nuva said as she went towards the Bleachers.

"Well, here's our last guest for tonight… He's rude, he's crude, and he's downright… Here's… sigh… Danny." Ellie said.

The crowd booed very loudly as Danny came out. He was giving what appeared to be… censored for audiences.

"So… Danny… How does it—" Jedrek tried to say, until Danny interrupted him.

"It sucked! Sure it was worth it to see Nuva's tears, but it still sucked!" Danny yelled out.

"Well then. Second, why the attack on Bob? He did nothing to you, and thank the gods Hannah came when she did." Ellie said.

"He's a kid, and a weakling! I didn't know that goth would had been so strong!" Danny answered.

"Third, before we get to some fanmail." Jedrek said, as Ellie was going backstage. "Why did you destroy Nerdi like that? It was Nuva's cherished possession."

"Cause, I like seeing the tears of someone who's life was torn to shreds! I still remember Nerdi's screaming in pain!" Danny said before laughing.

Jedrek was silenced with shock. "Ellie… bring out the bag…"

Suddenly, a forklift carrying a large bag was driven onstage by Ellie. Jedrek reached into said bag and pulled out the first letter.

Dear Danny:

You suck!

Sincerely, Timmy

"Gee, it's a lot of hate mail, huh? Wanna read some more?" Jedrek said.

"Bite me." Danny whispered back to him.

"Okay…" Jedrek reached into the bag again.

Danny,

Why do you do these things? How come you made Nuva cry? You need help. I mean serious help.

Sincerely, Molly.

"Well, Molly, I have one word to say… -BLEEP-" Danny said, as someone shot a dart at him, making him fall asleep.

"He'll be out for a while…" Ellie said, holding some kind of straw behind her back. "Well, that's all the time we have tonight, I'm Ellie…"

"…And I'm Jedrek."

"And I gotta return the forklift, it's a rental! Have a nice night!" Ellie said as the show ended, and everyone started to disperse… Well, almost everyone.

"Wanna get out the lipstick?" Jeanette said to Nuva.

"Sure… This'll teach him not to ruin other people's things…" Nuva said, reaching into her pocket…

Far, far away from the island, during a stormy night, a laboratory in the middle of nowhere was making some experiments on insects. They were on break, and got done watching the latest episode of Dictionary.

"So, says here that Tween Tour is next… I'm kinda rooting for Pandora myself." Larry, One of the scientists said. [1]

"I'm more of a Gareth fan." Iggy, Another scientist said. "But, we gotta get this experiment done." The two looked at a hornet, which was about the size of one's fist. Picking up the hornet with pinchers operated by a computer they started to inject some kinda liquid into it with another piece of sciency machinery. [2]

"I can't believe we're doing stuff like this. What is this stuff called again?" Larry questioned.

"Rage-X 92/B. It's said that an insect infected by it goes on a blind rage and attacks anything that smells funny. But it's biggest gear that gets grinded is the smell of bananas… and cotton candy." Iggy answered.

"Well, we better hope he doesn't attack a carnival, if this thing escapes…"

All of a sudden, the lighting struck the antenna on the lab's roof, and the lightning went into the bee, shocking it, and sending the scientists back a few feet.

"Holy crap… All of you okay?" One of the scientists said.

"I'm okay, Larry… But I'm afraid the hornet is not…"

The two scientists creeped closer to the hornet's body as it laid motionless.

"I think it's…"

All of a sudden, the bee started to shake its wings, and started to attack Larry! Luckilly, Iggy took a clipboard and hit the hornet that was on Larry's face. Shaken up, the hornet began to grow in size, and flew past them, out the window, knocking them down in the process, and breaking the window.

With the two running towards the window, Larry was in shock. "Oh, my God… Having that thing out there in the world… Whoever runs across it… Is in a world of hurt." Larry said.

"Hopefully there isn't any place nearby that's dealing with cotton candy and bananas…" Iggy said.

"Awesome! I won a year's supply of bananas!" Chris said on the island, checking his mail. "And they said it'll be here tomorrow!"

Meanwhile, the hornet began to continue growing in size, gaining a few new stingers on its back. The hornet started to fly a bit lower. The shark that eaten Whitney a few times took a peak from his watery home, and shuddered a bit. The hornet turned around, and starred at the shark, scarring it off. With the shark scared off, he continued his journey…

And here's that was my first Interview chapter! Sorry it gets a bit Science Fiction near the end, but it's to set up the events of the next chapter.

[1]: Hope you enjoyed your shoutout to Tween Tour, CragmiteBlaster!

[2]: Larry and Iggy were named after the Koopa Kids from the Mario series.

NEXT CHAPTER: Face your fears, Campers! It's the mandatory Phobia Challenge!

BaconBaka out!