So Link apparently finds out what a prostitute is this chapter... or does he really? :D Read and Review, it makes me happy to see all of your reviews. And here's a muffin! Oh and by the way, Happy early Christmas! If I don't get the chance you know?

"Look who it is…" I almost squeal as Ghirahim makes his sword disappear. Link looks at me strangely then looks back at the initial threat. I quietly scoot over to the side to be unnoticed. He turns around not noticing me and looks at Link with a smirk.

"I thought that tornado I stirred up would have tossed and torn you apart, yet here you are. Not in pieces." He flips his hair dramatically as he looks at the door Zelda was… or is in. "Not that your life or death has any consequences." I literally almost broke there. I held back my laugh. For him it would have HUGE consequences.

"It's just the girl that matters now, and I can sense her here… Just beyond this door. Yes, we plucked Her Majesty from her perch in the clouds, and now she's ours." I almost retorted, if by ours you mean Link and I then yep! You're right 100%. But I kept quiet letting him finish. This was one of my favorite parts in the game. I kept scooting over to the side until I was hidden behind a pillar almost right next to him.

"Oh, but listen to me. I'm being positively uncivil. Allow me to introduce myself." It's coming, the moment I've been waiting for. He flips his hair yet again

"I am the Demon Lord who presides over this land you look down upon, this world you call the surface. You may call me-" I interrupt him.

"Prostitute~!" I sang as Link looks at me quizzically and Ghirahim looks towards where the voice came from but I drew back and hid. Not that it was any good now. He looks back at Link.

"Did you just call me a prostitute?" He asks incredulously.

"I don't even know what that is sir… prostitute? And why would you ask that? I didn't hear anything." I almost laugh. I puff out my cheeks keeping in my laugh as Link exchanges his first words with him. I lean my head against the wall and hold my breath to calm down. I can laugh later.

"Oh… uhm… it's Ghirahim. My name is Ghirahim, not prostitute." The now pronounced Ghirahim shakes his head to clear his thoughts and continues his rant. Seriously, how dense can this guy be?

"In truth, I very much prefer to be indulged with my full title: Lord Ghirahim. But I'm not fussy." Yeah right! That's the biggest understatement of the year. Link draws his sword. What. An. Idiot.

"Did you really just draw your sword? Foolish boy." Ghirahim turns around and spread out his arms like he is gesturing to stuff all around him. "By all rights the girl should have fallen into our hands already." He bows his head and tucks in his arms and closes and opens his fingers in a frustrated way. "She was nearly ours when that loathsome servant of the goddess snatched her away." Way to go Impa! The room started changing colors. Whoa! "Do you have any idea how that made me feel inside?" Like the fabulous prostitute you are? He thrusts his arms and yelled in frustration. "Furious! Outraged! Sick with anger!" He disappears in a flurry of diamonds. Oh… I was waaay off. Link looks around puzzled and I deadpan. This was the creepiest but funniest part of the game. "This turn of events has left me with a strong appetite for bloodshed." Uh- oh. I wanted to scream run to Link but he was still looking around confused as to where Ghirahim was. Ghirahim walks up to Link and puts his head by his neck. Link makes his back go straight and looks creeped out by the prostitute. Link! I almost bound out of my hiding spot but Nori popped out just in time and grabbed my waist pulling me back and out of sight. We both poked our heads out though to see what was happening.

"Still… it hardly seems fair, being of my position to take all of my anger out on you. Which is why I promise up front not to murder you…" That's going to bite him in the ass later. "No, I'll just beat you within an inch of your life!" He sticks out his tongue and flicks it around as Link jumps away like a frightened kitten. Ghirahim starts laughing like an evil person then makes a sound like he was constipated. I couldn't hold it anymore. I broke down laughing and fell on my knees clutching my stomach from laughing so hard.

"He… he did it… the… the prostitute… did it… Hahahahahaha" And by the time I finished my sentence I was putting ROFL to its literal use. The two stared at Nori and me while we were laughing. Nori caught sight of Ghirahim looking at her and disappeared into the sword, probably because she is still really shy. I sit up and wipe a tear from my eye, calming down.

"Oh, do I entertain the little girl?" Ghirahim asks and I merely look at him, narrowing my eyes.

"Excuse me? Little girl?" I merely smirk. "You got designer shades just to hide your face, and you wear them around like your cooler than me. You never say hey or remember my name and it's probably cause you think you're cooler than me~." I started singing and I stood up laughing a little as Link looks at me from the opposite side of Ghirahim.

"Heather, there are some weird songs where you came from." I shugged and Ghriahim looked at me amused.

"Well, at least I can take my anger out on both of you. This will be fun, and like I promised him, I won't murder you, I'll just beat you with an inch of your pathetic life left."

"How could you be so heartless~?" I start laughing again and pull out my sword.

Link strikes at him and Ghirahim dodges easily as I roll my eyes. "Ghirahim, not to be mean or anything but… you might be gay. One as fabulous as yourself is either gay, a transvestite; which was my first opinion; or a prostitute… OR MAYBE YOUR ALL THREE!" Link looks at me.

"WHAT THE HELL IS A PROSTITUTE!?" I smirk at him.

"You really wanna know?"

"YES!" I smile evilly at him then whisper in his ear what it was.

"…" His face goes completely red and he looks at Ghirahim. Ghirahim takes a step towards us and Link takes a step back with widened eyes and a look of horror written on his face. I smile innocently and take a step forward to the prostitute.

"But you know." I say casually. "That has a ring to it. The Gay Transvestite Prostitute; Demon Lord Ghirahim. Or something similar to that." I shrug and smile. He looks at me outraged and makes his sword appear.

"Link! Get over you fear of prostitutes and help me! Zelda won't be here for much longer!" I hear an exasperated sigh behind me as Link mentally and physically readies himself as I fight with Ghirahim. I was blocking, dodging, and attacking as he did the same. Link runs up to him and swings. I thought for a second then get an idea.

"Link, switch!" I yell at him and he jumps back as I attack him before Ghirahim was expecting it. We continued like that for a little, each of us landing blows on him, and Ghirahim getting frustrated. I yelled switch and instead of blocking like he had been doing, Ghirahim slashes his sword out while I was in mid jump. I get pushed to the ground as Ghirahim's sword slashes above me. I look up at Nori surprised as she smiles at me and helps me up. I nod at her a thanks and look towards Ghirahim who was dealing with Link now. I lunged at him and slashes his back and he sighed. Ghirahim disappears and reappears by the door.

"The girls aura has all but faded now. If you two get in my way again, I will surely kill you." With that the prostitute disappeared in a flurry of diamonds and the room brightened up.

"Whoa! Pretty!" I smile and spin in a circle laughing before I glomped Nori. I spun her around in a hug. "Thank you sooooo much! You're a lifesaver. Really!" I laugh and Nori giggles as I set her down. She smiles at me.

"No problem!" I hear Link clear his throat and I look at him questioningly.

"So… a prostitute… is a unicorn in disguise who will rape you if you say what it is to the disguised?" I look at him and hold back my laughter.

"Suuuure, we'll keep to that definition."

"Remind me not to ask you what a transvestite is then." I laugh.

"Weeeellll…"