Em pov

Me and jasper walked away from our sexy ladies and immediately started joking on all the lame human boys walking around. After almost getting into a fight with a couple of teenage boys (which honestly was a joke), we decided to go into the bass pro shop and me being me I instantly found my way to the camping section. I was looking at a deluxe 6 room tent when jasper stepped in front of me, interfering my hopeful purchase.

"Dude, looking at a pimp ass tent here."

I waved my hand motioning towards the tent I WAS looking at.

He chuckled, shook his head, and placed his hand on my shoulder. ~whoa jazzy boy, no homo~

"Emmett I believe its time to pop the big question."

Is he fucking serious?

He nodded his head 'yes' as if mocking my thoughts.

I shook my head 'no', I mean he cant just come out of no where with something like that. Damn.

"Jazz. Buddy-boy. You have got to be kidding me. We haven't even become public yet. What about her dad? What about the family. What about a ring? We've already talked about this, Bella just isn't ready. "

I could feel the excite in me build to the idea of proposing, but I knew it was only fabricated. Jasper was swaying my decision. Damn talented bastard.

"Emmett think about it. Where here at the mall. Get a ring. Pop the question. Come on. Its a no brainier."

He had said that exact statement to be befog. My mind raced back and tried to remember.. come on when had he said that. It somehow seemed like an important talk... ahh ha. I remember.

~Flashback~

Me and Jasper were playing a little call of duty one day while the girls had gone out to hunt.

I had beaten him about 35 times when he finally gave up. We both knew he would never beat me in any xbox match.

"Dude, I give! Your like a pro at this thing."

He pulled out his phone -to text Alice no doubt-

He read a message while laughing then stopped abruptly and looked at me all serious like. He sent a quick reply and stared at me devilishly. I didn't know what was coming but I sure as hell knew it wouldn't be good.

"Soooo...... Emmett, hows everything going with Bella?"

Not at all where I saw this conversation heading. But, ill go along, even if it is random as fuck.

"Good, shes amazing. I know I sound all lame and, you can make fun of me for it, I don't really care. But, dude I love the hell outta that girl."

He smiled as he mentally started planning future jokes.

I just rolled my eyes.

"Your so adorable. So when are you gonna man up and ask the girl to marry you?"

Man up?who the fuck does he think hes talking....wait...

Whoa marry...? I hadn't really given much thought to it. I mean, technically I'm still married to Rosalie. Which bring up a valid point.

"Dude, I'm still kinda married."

He laughed but I was dead serious-no pun intended-.

"Actually, you and Rosalie haven't yet married in this town yet. According to your current documents you're a single man."

He winked at me-sometimes I swear he could be gay-. But,

damn he is right, I'm not married.

"Damn, I kinda last track of how many weddings we have had. But, I don't wanna rush Bella with any of this. Although I would easily commit to that woman for the rest of forever."

Isabella Cullen...... it does have an awesome ring to it.

"Just think about it Emmett, it's a no brainier."

~end of flashback~

"Hello, earth to Emmett?"

Jasper snapped his finger in front of my face bringing me back to the present.

"Yeah. uhh. sorry."

I shook my head to try and regain my thoughts. Oh right, he needs to know she wasn't ready, not for a marriage anyways.

But, he was beginning to convince me otherwise. What if she was ready? Maybe I should ask her. Could it hurt? He saw me at my moment of doubt, so he went in for the kill.

"Come on Emmett. It's the perfect time."

He added in a sly smile as if he knew he had won the argument -if you could call it that-

"I don't know. With everything going on, jazz its just too soon. How about this, we look at rings today and if I find one I like ill get and keep it with me until I feel that she is ready."

This seemed reasonable to me.

"Deal, so Tiffany's?"

Jazz always loved going into Tiffany's, mainly because he loved buying diamonds for Alice.

Speaking of diamonds Bella, always said she wanted something plain and simple. But, if it was from me would that still be what she wanted.

I mean she didn't fuss about the car. She doesn't fuss about the clothes or the things I buy her. And, I like my girl to have a flashy rock. Maybe I can find one that we will both like.

"Eff yeah dude. They have the best diamonds. But let me buy this tent first."

Jasper laughed but stepped to the side knowing I would buy it if he moved or not.

I got the tent and on the way to the tent I found some oil lams a portable stove, flashlights, and a new air mattress. I mean, these were all essentials. We walked up to the counter and I put all of my items on the belt and instantly the girl behind the counter was flirting with me. Ew. I'm more into the Bella type. Not red headed bitches.

"Did you find everything alright today sir."

Lust hooded her eyes, this was so pathetic.

"Yes."

I kept my answer short and sweet and to the point. I didn't want her to get the wrong idea.

I went to reach for my wallet, damn Bella has it.

"Hey jazz, this ones on you. Bella has my wallet. Plus, you owe me some Bentley's anyway. Just get me this and a ring. Well call it even."

He laughed and handed me a black card, the girl smiled obviously assuming that were joking about the Bentley's. What a lame

Oh only 1,100 dollars. Gay I should have picked out more stuff. Hah that's ok, ill pick out a fat ass ring.

"Thank you sir and come again."

She handed me back my card and our bags. I gave her a small smile and a nod.

Jasper just chuckled to himself as we walked out but I didn't think it was funny.

"That was not funny."

He looked at me and busted out laughing again.

"Yes it is, because I made that poor girl so horny, you have no clue, she was dying to bang you."

Ugh, him and his fucking 'gift'. Bastard. Ill get him back later.

"I'll get you back. When you least expect it."

I gave him an innocent bat of my lashes and all of his laughter ceased. He knows im like the prank king. That's right jazzy boy, your going down.

"Sure you will."

He tried to laugh it off, but I knew he was worried about it, haha he messed with the wrong vamp.

We walked in a comfortable silence as we made our way to Tiffany's.

I would find the perfect ring, my heart was set on it. Damn, im lame as shit.

A/n

like? Dont like? Let me know. Im working full time and not sleeping just for you guys! oh plus college. Ew! heh. Next chapter will be long. And a possible lemon? Whoo knows... ;) oh I do.! Look for it tomorrow or sat. love as always ~allie b