A/N: I am so sorry that I'm a lazy, unreliable person! So I tried to make this one very good, and hopefully it's pretty funny! I really hope you like it!

And Happy Turkey Day!

Anywho...

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I walk through the corridors of my school and everyone smiles at me, or gives me a high five, I've even gotten a few hugs. And I'm the least popular. Everyone talks to Haruhi and wants to hand out with her for lunch.

"So, how about it? I'll give you a ride to Wendy's and we can chill in my car," some guy says.

"Uh…" Haruhi says awkwardly. It's so obvious the boy is trying to get on and Haruhi has no idea what to do.

"I'm sorry gentlemen, but we're having the Host Club during lunch—," Tamaki says cutting in and throwing his arm around Haruhi's shoulder as we stop by the stairs.

"Well maybe tomorrow—,"
"She can't do it then either, we're having the Host Club everyday during lunch!" Tamaki shouts.

"So then you're not going to have it afterschool anymore?" the guy asks looking at Tamaki for what he is.

A cock block.

"Yes, we will!"

"Whatever, I've got to get to class," the guy says. Muttering something like 'not worth it' or something.

"The nerve of some people!" Tamaki says loudly. "Come here my sweet daughter let me hold you close!" Tamaki says bringing Haruhi into a large hug.

"Get off of me sempai!" Haruhi says loudly and trying to wiggle out of Tamaki's hold.

"Guys, can you please keep it down," Kaoru says adjusting his sunglasses and touching his temple.

"Maybe you two shouldn't have drunk so much," I say as I walk upstairs for our next class.

"What did you think was going to happen?" Hikaru snaps.

"What happened to 'we're gentlemen,'?" I snap back. He gives me a look and I give him a worse one. I can see the dark aura around him and I have no doubt it's around me too.

"Enough fighting, we're going to be late for class," Kyoya says blandly. I roll my eyes.

"Annie-chan hold my hand!" Honey says coming up to me and looking at me with his big brown eyes.

"Oh Honey, I don't know,"

"It'll make you feel better!"

"Oh my god you're so cute!" I say grabbing his hand and giving him a huge smile. "So, since we're going to be hosting for today and tomorrow, do you guys just want to go to the aquarium on Saturday,"

"Yeah! That sounds great! And we can bring your whole family!" Honey says

"That doesn't sound fun," I mutter.

"Yeah, that sounds good," Haruhi says. "Let's just hope that we don't break anything,"

Please God make sure they don't break anything!

"Um, why are there guys here?" Haruhi asks as the automatic doors in the Host room open.

"Because they all know that you're a girl," I say simply. "And the girls do too,"

"That may be a factor, but quite a few men here are for you too," Kyoya says looking at his clip board.

"What?!" I shout.

"Well, I had a survey printed out, and you're one of the hottest girls in your class," my eyes bug out and it's like all of the air has vanished from my lungs.

"What do you mean one of the hottest girls in my class!? No one told me that!"

"Well everyone kind of thought that you were 'Miss unavailable', you put off an heir that you're hard to get and uninterested so that all the men fantasize about you but they're terrified of you in real life," I didn't know I was so unapproachable.

"Are you serious!"

"Yes, very. So now you're our new label, and I guess Haruhi you can dress like a girl now, you're Miss Foreign and most boys would want to date a foreign girl at least once in their life," I frown. Guys are so weird!

"Wait, so I have to dress up?" I say looking at Kyoya's outfit. He and the rest of the boys are wearing kingly clothes with face swords on their hip.

"Yes,"

"I feel ridiculous," Haruhi says in her very large and elaborate ball gown. I don't say anything because I'm afraid of what she'll think. "Don't you?"

"NO! I feel so cute!" I say spinning around like an idiot.

"Great, so idiocy can spread," I would be offended but I just feel and look so cute!

"LeAnne, stop spinning and go to table three," Kyoya says. I nod and walk over to my designated table. "And remember, be distant," Kyoya mutters in my ear coming out of nowhere. Right. I sit down and I nod at the two boys, give them each a quick look then look towards the window.

"Hi, I'm Danny,"

"Jake," the other kid says. I give a nod.

"LeAnne,"

"Can we call you Annie?"

"If you wish," I say looking out the window.

"So…how is it being a tour guide?" Danny wonders trying desperately to make conversation. Oh my God is he sweating? This is so fun!

"It's ok, they're kind of like kindergarteners though,"

"Oh, so do you like kids?" Jake wonders.

"Sure, they're not terrible," I say even though I absolutely love kids. Just not teenagers who act like kids.

"Wrap it up," Kyoya says putting refreshments on our table. I give a slight nod.

"I have to go," I say with a smile and standing up. I look at Danny to see that he has an eyelash just under his eye. I walk around the table and wipe it off with my index finger. "Make a wish," I whisper and he closes his eyes and the other boy does too for some reason. He blows and I'm gone before he opens his eyes.

"Nicely done Miss Smith," Kyoya says pleased. I smile. "You might become a very animated host," Yay!

"Don't you put your hands on my daughter!" I hear Tamaki shout.

"Tamaki leave her alone or I'll throw my shoe at you!" I say walking over to Tamaki, but before I get there I hear Kyoya say:

"But I can't decide if that's a good thing or not,"