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Liz: Ah finally I get to kill Envy!

Envy: Attempt to kill me. There is a difference.

Liz: Oh no I'm definetly going to kill you.

Hey whose writing the story here?

Liz: You are (points gun at my head) And now I controll you.

Immortal remember?

Liz:... Ah damn...

Envy: (cheerfully) Reivew!

William... the guy from Lior... the one who had asked too many questions... was this freak show!?

I'd like to say that I reacted quite calmly to this news or that I had suspected it all along that William was a homunculus and that I had an awesome retort up my sleeve. That would be great and I could tell you that.

...but that would be a lie. Here's the reality:

"Y-YOU! Stupid CROSS DRESSING PALMTREE! You got me to tell you who I was with your stupid little shape shifting and vudu mind powers! I'm so going to kill you right now! I KILL YOU! DIE!" I brought myself to my feet, some how even with my hands tied behind my back and threw myself at Envy.

Envy rolled his eyes and stopped me and mid leap then pushed me back to the ground "What gave me away pip squeak?"

Now that my origional wave of psycho pathic fury had rolled over I was back to just seething. I glared up at Envy and allowed myself a smirk. "Two things. The same eyes and the fact that you never stop smirking."

Envy smirked (To further prove my point) "I'll keep that in mind next time."

"You realize that now every person I meet I'm probably going to think is you?" I muttered.

"Yeah didn't think of that but that should be pretty amusing" Envy flashed a grin.

"Palmtree" I hissed under my breath.

Envy rolled me over onto my face.

"Oh screw you" i growled but it sounded more like "mph mmm hmmm"

"Envy" Lust sighed.

"Oh fine" Envy rolled me back over. Dang having your hands and feet bound was annoying!

"You have to job to do if I remember correctly" Lust pointed out "Get those subjects and bring them here."

"Right" Envy stood then flashed me a smirk "We'll talk later eh short stuff?"

"Go die palmtree!" I retorted.

Envy stalked away.

Lust was looking at me funny.

"What?" I asked.

"Oh nothing, not many people are brave enough to call Envy that and even less of them live to tell the tale." Lust explained. "The only reason he hasn't killed you yet is because you're valuble to us."

"I'll keep that in mind." I muttered. "Why am I valuable to you exactly."

"Right now you're serving as a little extra bait for the Elrics for all intensive purposes but later who knows" Lust shrugged.

"Oh great so I'm the damsel in distress! Now I feel awesome! I'm going to sleep" I promptly closed my eyes.

Lust chuckled softly.

Before I lost awareness I heard Gluttony say "Lust? She reminds me of-"

"Yes I know Gluttony" Lust sighed "And I'm wondering how long it'll take Envy to realize it too..."

I woke to a swishing sound as the bonds on my feet were cut by... Lust's nail... ok then.

"Get up Lightning alchemist" Lust said "We're going to pay one of your friends a visit."

"I'm to lazy" I muttered. Gluttony grabbed my collar and pulled me to my feet.

"Ok fine!" I snapped. "I'm up! Geez!"

I was led along several corridors that looked exactly the same to me.

After my seventh yawn Lust sighed "Tired?"

"Bored" I corrected "Incredibly bored." I struggled with the bonds "By the way can you untie my hands."

"No" Lust answered shortly.

"Aw! Come on! You took away my gloves and I'm tired! I'm not doing anything!"

"No!"

"Meh... no fun."

Then I heard Al's voice from around the corner "-that's why we came here, because we need to know... and we need to save Liz. If it's true then-"

"My, my my" Lust stepped around the corner "This day is filling up with all sorts of unpleasent interuptions."

"Like the one that woke me up from my nap" I said irritably peeking out from around the corner.

"Liz!" Al gasped.

"No I'm her evil twin" I rolled my eyes. Then I glanced at who was with my armored friend. Not Ed but... "Scar?" I raised an eyebrow "What the Hell? I'm not even gonna ask why you two are with eachother because quite frankily that is not me number one priority." I cocked my head twoards the homunculi.

"How did you get here?" Al asked.

"Well let's see." I recalled "I was attacked and kidnapped by a psychopathic palmtree. Yeah that sounds about right."

"He is going to kill you one of these days for saying that" Lust told me pointedly.

"Meh, let him try."

"I probably will."

"Thanks Lust."

"You again" Scar was glaring at Lust "This time you're going to tell me why you have that face. My brothers work... did he succeed in bringing you back?"

"Uh... what?" I stared "Did I miss something? Where have you two met before?"

"First branch central library." Lust told me.

"Oh so it's you two's fault that that burnt down!" I glared "That annoys me to no end."

"Who are these people?" AL asked nervously.

"The homunculi" Scar and I said in unison.

...Jinx

"But...they couldn't be" AL stuttered.

Lust's nails extended.

"Yes, yes they could." I muttered.

Gluttony charged Scar since I guess he would be more eadible.

Luckily (Or not so lucky since I wasn't sure if Scar was still trying to kill Ed and I or not) Scar was fast or he would've been eaten right then. Their battle was lossed in dust in debree. Lust meanwhile chased Al into the next room where he turned to face her.

"Al you idiot run!" I growled running up to stand behind Lust.

"I've been watching you boy" Lust smirked "THe first time a caught a glimpse of you was almost four years ago. The sky was a blaze with fireworks that night."

I had no idea what she was talking about but Al obviously did "You! Who are you! They called you homunculi but that can't be."

"And why is that?" Lust asked indifferently.

"A homunculus is an artificialy created human. A person that's not a person. A living doll! No one has ever succesfully made one before." Al said.

"Apparently they have" I muttered

"It's impossible" Al protested.

"Oh it's quite possible" Lust said "No more impossible then a boy who has a soul but no body to go with it."

...she had a point.

Lust suddenly extended her fingernails and pinned Al to the wall.

"Hey!" I protested but Lust knocked me aside with her other hand.

"You really aren't human are you!" Al whispered, frightened.

...you just figured that out?

"Oh goodie Lust" I heard Gluttony's voice from behind Al "Does that mean I get to eat him?"

The fat homunculus garbbed Al's leg and sank his teeth into the armor, coming away a piece of it.

"Let him go!" I got back to my feet "Stupid homunculi! I kill you homunculus bi-" I got no further before I was slammed against the wall. There wasa searing pain in my shoulder as Lust's nail dug into it forcing a hiss of pain from between my teeth.

"Watch your words now Liz" Lust said indifferently "Now we have fullmetal's brother, we may not need you so much."

"Screw... you..." I growled blood running down my arm. I began to feel dizzy. Lust's nail came away from my shoulder as I collapsed to the floor.

"Liz!" I heard Al's terrified cry and then all went black.

Another cliffy!

Ed: you are the queen of cliff hangers... and I didn't appear in this chapter!

Next chapter Ed, next chapter.

Liz: I need a medic. Why did you have to go and inflict unnessary pain Lust?

Lust: Because the authoress told me too.

Liz: Oh thanks Kallypso.

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