Okay, so I haven't updated this yet so here I go.
Note: I am just typing. I have no idea where this one-shot is going, nor do I have any pairing in mind, yet.
And it might be a short one.
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I have no clue on what's going on, in fact if there weren't so many clues hinting at it I would swear to myself that I was going crazy.
The truth of the matter is that my friend was madly in love with me.
Yes, and I don't know whether to be disgusted by this or flattered.
I mean, I'm a guy, and so is he, yet I don't fell like it's that much of a big deal.
Yet at the same time it becomes very awkward when he pushes up against me.
To be fair, I should say that I'm not 100% sure that he does like me,
but the facts are just adding up.
I mean he seems to appear everywhere in front of me,
hes always giving me these weird smiles,
and his eyes seem to dance every time hes talking to me.
And that's where the problem really lies.
The ongoing fact is that I can notice when hes staring or when his eyes are dancing,
yeah, I can notice that stuff and that must mean that I'm watching him as much as he is watching me.
Like today,
I was able to note what he was wearing and what he smelled like,
I was also able to say that he was obviously in some kind of struggle because one of his eyes were darker than usual.
Don't you see how weird that is!
That's like noticing a black dot on a chocolate milk cow.
(...oh, my other friend just informed me that there are no chocolate milk cows, they're just black cows.)
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Anyway,
I feel like I'm disturbing the balances of nature or something by noticing all these things about my friend, I mean I use to think he was annoying,
but now hes all I can think about.
In a way, I thought he was the one obsessed with me,
but now it may be vice versa, and that's freaking me out!
I can't be in love with him, of infatuated with him, (Teacher's word, not mine).
So, it must be that it's because of him that I'm noticing all of this.
Yeah, it's his fault...
and the only way to go back to normal is to try to be as far away as possible from him.
In that way, I need to blow him off every chance I get.
I know that's sort of mean, but all is fair in love and war.
Or does that concept not fit in with this?
I really don't know, okay? I'm not the sharpest carrot in the drawer, or even the sharpest knife in the field.
Those don't really make sense to me but I've heard people say them before.
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I guess that's the only way to go with it, huh?
I should just sit back and ignore him.
Yeah, that sounds about right, at least that's all I can come up with.
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Okay, that was short but I think I did it in a creative way to go about on it.
Also I left many clues for you the reader to figure out.
They're not that hard.
1. Who is the person talking?
2. Who is the one in love with him?
3. Who is his friend who informs him about the cow?
Who ever answers all these first correctly gets to tell me an idea of theirs featuring their pairing and plot and I will write it for them, if they wish.
- Peace.