Stiles/Derek

"Hello"

"Are you ignoring me?"

"What?"

"Did I do something to annoy you? I know I can be a pain sometimes, but like, you can just tell me to shut up or whatever..."

"Stiles, you're rambling. What's wrong?"

"You've been ignoring my texts and I just want to know if I did something wrong. I'm sorry for whatever it is..."

"First of all, what texts? And secondly, why are you beating yourself up so much all of a sudden?"

"Because I know people always get sick of me and they just stop talking to me and I didn't think that you were like that and I know I'm annoying and stuff, but like I really thought we were friends or something and I don't know..."

"Stiles, calm down. I'm not upset with you. I haven't been getting any texts from you. My phone has been acting up lately. I'm actually taking it into the store today to get it looked at."

"So I didn't screw this up? Whatever it is that this is..."

"No, Stiles. Nothing is screwed up. Well, other than my phone. You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Besides, I'm not going to stop talking to you just because you're being annoying. If there's a problem, we'll talk about it. We're not in high school anymore. I'm a grown man and if I have a problem with you, I will confront you about it."

"Oh my god that is so good to hear! I was really worried when you weren't responding to any of my messages. And then I sent more and I thought that when you didn't respond to those I had really made a mess of things and yeah, I kinda started to maybe have a panic attack..."

"Well I'm glad you called so we could get this sorted out."

"So you're not annoyed with me?"

"Of course not. I mean, I'll probably be slightly irritated when my phone starts going off a thousand times with text messages, but I'll try not to hold that against you."

"Good. Well I'll let you get back to what you were doing. I just had to find out what was going on."

"You sure you're okay? I can stay and talk if you're still feeling panicked."

"No, I'm okay now. Thanks though. Text me when you get your phone fixed."

"I will. Talk to you later, Stiles. Take care of yourself and don't forget to take your medication."

"You sound just like my dad and Scott."

"That's because we care about you."

"Excuse me while I go fangirl over what just happened."

"I still don't know what that means, but okay. I'll talk to you later, batboy."

"My nickname sounds even better out loud. Later, sourwolf."