"I won" said Izaya " These guys are counting on me" That was what he said.
"Shit" said Izaya. Shizuo was so offended and he said "i am offended.
A fat lady with a crust in her fat ass was sitting on the toilet about ready to pop out a load when she saw the beauty of Shizaya's face and wanted to plop a turd right there on the very face of Izuo that hot slut.
Shizuo and his fat mexican butt cheeks marinated in tequila were sailing in the warm breeze trying to give all the old idiots a boner he could shove in his little stuffy butt hole.
Izaya cried a bit because he didn't want oldies shoving their dodas in Shizuo's anus hole, that is where he kept his Magic the gathering cards.
"Shizuo I implore you whore!"
"My pistachio of a brain is very reassuring Izaya!"
Izaya was not very reassured by this but the very superman's super dick was having Izaya drool on the floor like when he was taking a big meaty shit.
Izaya stopped drooling when he spilled hot coffee all over his little wrinkly pinkly and his dick was covered in coffee, it was not a very good coffee day.
Shizuo threw his bowl of cheerios on Izaya's dick to stop the flaming homo pain of coffee burning his little penis off.
Shizuo cried when Izaya's penis disintegrated and he never saw even a little bit of the penis anymore.
.~.
To be continued, don't worry, I know I threw in another cliff anger but I'll update soon.
Ya queers!