Dear Mr. Diary,
So I've officially decided that I CAN'T fly... yet. And Yesterday Alice had to get Bella out of the toilet because we scared her by yelling her name and she fell in. It was so funny. Yea I'm bored so I'm gonna wreak havoc on Jasper's manliness.
Emmett
"Is Jasper here?" I asked Esme.
"Yep but we're getting ready to go hunting with Edward, Carlisle, and Rose." she smiled, "They're waiting outside for Jasper and I."
"Oh. Ok good." I said. Esme hugged me and kissed my forehead, "Be good Emmie-cakes while mommies gone. Maybe I'll bring you a present." she said.
"OK!" I said.
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"I want in Emmett." Alice said.
"Fine." I said.
"YAY!" she smiled, "We should get to work while every ones gone!"
"Ok" I agreed.
We went to Jasper's closet and took out all of his emo and scene clothes, replacing them with pink frilly tutu's. We replaced his Van's and Converse shoes with ballet slippers and lots of other gay shoes. And demolished his make-up section.
We decided to change his sheets (that we don't use) to pink and his curtains too. That was all his manliness gone down the drain. Alice took his shoes and clothes and hid them in her secret trap hole in the floor that she built to do... well who knows. I took his old sheets, make-up, and curtains and followed Alice.
"Damn Alice whats in there?" I asked.
She grinned, "My evil plans to well... I dunno." she frowned.
"Um... Ok" I said.
"SHOOT!" She said.
"What?"
"They're coming home! They were supposed to go farther out the the park!" She said.
"The park?" I asked.
"Yeah. The woods and all that Jazz. We better high tail it." She said.
I heard the front door open and mindless chatter from everyone. We ran to our rooms and waited for Jasper's explosion.
About three minutes later he exploded, "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOM!? MY PERFECT GORGEOUS ROOM! IT'S PINK! EMMETT! ALICE!!!" I heard the closet door slide open, "NO! NO! NO! NOT TUTU'S! MY WEAKNESS! AND BALLET SLIPPERS! NO! I'M MELTING! MELTING!" I could only imagine him sliding to the floor.
Alice appeared and motion for me to come. I followed to Jasper's room. We started giggling. "This isn't funny you two!" Jasper growled.
"Calm down Jazzy it was my plan I made Emmett help." Alice said. Smart she knew he wouldn't kill her. She saved my skin.
"Fine. You get to fix it Alice, Emmett." He said, from the floor.
Alice and I shrugged, "We'll get around to it... eventually."
He punched the wall, "NO, DAMMIT NOW!"
"OK, OK Jazz don't have a seziour or get your thong in a knit." Alice said.
Jasper got up and walked out of the room. As soon as he was gone we were cracking up laughing. We did high fives then Alice said, "Ok, let's put his room back."
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30 minutes and a fixed room for Jazzy later
"Ugh. I'm bored." Alice complained, "When's Bella coming over?" she asked Edward.
"In about thirty minutes or so." he smirked, "Dress up?"
Alice nodded, "Yep."
I laughed, "Wait till she's the vampire. She'll probably dress you up instead. In fact I'll give her the idea." I said. Alice's face went blank, "Damn it Emmett. You're friggin right."
"Of course I am." I said, grinning.
Jasper walked down the stairs caring tutu's and ballet slippers, "I know just what to dress Bella in." he said, and then dropped the ballet stuff onto the couch. We all grinned at the idea.
Then the door bell rang. Our heads turned, still grinning, towards the door.
Alice ran to the door and opened it, "Bella," she sang.
"Oh god! EDWARD!" Bella shrieked. Alice shook her head, grinning, grabbed Bella's wrist and dragged her upstairs.
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10 minutes later.
"I AM NOT GOING DOWNSTAIRS ALICE!" Bella screamed.
"I can make you." Alice said calmly.
"WAIT TILL I'M THE VAMPIRE! YOU'LL BE MY DRESS UP DOLL! I SWEAR ON IT!" Bella shouted.
"Whatever," Alice said.
"NO! PUT ME DOWN!" Bella screamed.
Then she was in the living room, her face bright, bright red.
We burst out laughing at her.
She was wearing a tutu, ballet slippers and pink make-up.
We applauded, "WOO! TAKE IT OFF!" I screamed.
Edward glared at me and Bella's face turned redder.
:D