J: Well, here we are with chapter 13! WOOT!
K:Urgh, be quiet! "hack,hack,cough,sneeze"
T: What's wrong with you Kenzie?
K: Bubonic Plague "Blows nose into kleenex"
J,T: "Takes a few steps away from Kenzie"
To:..Oh noes! Kenzie-chan is sick! DOCTOR TOBI TO THE RESCUE!! "Materializes a doctor coat and bag"
K:...0.o...Uh Tobi, it's fine really.
To: No! Kenzie-chan needs doctor Tobi! Now lay down and say "AHH"
J:...Annnnywaays, Tobi, since you're here you wanna do the disclaimer?
To: Okay! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi says that Jenna does not own any of the Naruto people, or her friends. Only herself!..."Looks around" Where's Kenzie-chan?!
K: "Hiding behind Takisha."
T:...-.-'' If you get me sick I'm gonna strap you to Tobi's doctor bed.
Chapter Thirteen- Tobi Sitting, Forced Seating, and Clay Wars.
"Takisha - chan! Takisha-chan! Leader-sama says I have to stay with you at lunch time today. Can we play games and stuff?!" Tobi energetically bounced around Takisha, Pein had sent him after her as soon as the lunch bell rang. (T: Why would he do that? J: Cause they were going to have a meeting in Pein's class and they don't want Tobi attending. K: Why not? Pein promised Tobi he'd be a semi-member for digging stuff out about Takisha. J: A semi-member is pretty much just an underling that gathers information and such. That does not include attending meetings. Tobi doesn't understand that concept yet. T: I think that's just unfair. J: You know what's really unfair? K: What? J: I can't help but work on this instead of paying attention to the math review going on right now. T,K: -.- T: Jenna. J: Yes? T: Pay attention to your math review and stop writing. You're just using this as an excuse to get out of work. J: It's the last day of classes, oh well. K: You're lucky you can afford to miss shit, my mom bites my head off for not studying. J: My mark ain't that high. I just have to pass and my mom's happy. Same with my dad. K: Oh. T: Can we go back to the story now, this is getting too long. J: Ya, okay.)
"Yes Tobi, we can play games and stuff. But if you don't mind I want to get something to eat first. Tobi can have a treat too if he's a good boy and doesn't bug all the other Akatsuki members." Takisha told him sweetly closing her locker door.
Tobi clapped his hands and did a dance saying," Tobi's a good boy! Tobi's a good boy. Tobi gets a treat! Tobi gets a treat!" Without warning Tobi grabbed Takisha and threw her over his back. Using his ninja speed Tobi zoomed down stairs to the cafeteria. Takisha laughing/ screaming the whole way.
- In the Art Room -
'Splat' wene the little mushy wet ball of clay against the back of Kenzie's head. Going off in ager Kenzie raised her vroom like a spear and pointed it at Deidara, who was sitting behind his desk pretending to be napping with a book covering his face. Slowly advancing towards him Kenzie made ready to shank the blonde haired bastard right in the gut.
Right when she pulled back to shank forward Deidara sprung, jumping out from his desk he grabbed the broom and yanked it out of her hands. Giving Kenzie a smart rap on the head he lectured," If you're going to attack someone, attack from behind, yeah. That way your target can't take away the surprise, yeah."
"Don't try lecturing me! You're a horrible teacher in class, what makes you think you're any better out of class?!" Kenzie snapped, ripping the broom away from Deidara and smacking him in the chest.
"Ouch! You bitch you hit my chest mouth, yeah! Fuck, that smarts!" Deidara cursed rubbing his chest mouth through his shirt.
Crossing her arms Kenzie firmly stated," Serves you rightr for throwing that ball of clay at me a second ago. So ha!" Deidara responded to this by throwing multiple balls of clay at Kenzie. Acting fast Kenzie threw over a table to use as a shield.
Glancing around the side she yelled," You jerk, you're making more mess!"
"I know! But I'm not the one who has to clean it up, yeah!" Deidara replied smiling happily at this fact he'd known from the beginning. Kenzie could have thrown the table at him she was so pissed now.
'I wonder if I can get this one to try and throw a punch at me like target two tried punching Kisame-san.' Deidara thought amusedly.
- In the cafe -
" Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was having some trouble getting my stuff in my locker...You've got to be kidding me." Jenna had walked over to the table she saw the most familiar faces sitting at. She hadn't considered the fact that there might have been additions to the table where her, Kenzie and Takisha would have been.
Crowding the table with the others was Naruto, Sakura, Temari, Ino and Kankuro (they wouldn't let Sasuke join, he was too emo for Cloughie and Kristen.) So at that moment, there wasn't one available seat. Feeling dejected Jenna asked," Where am I suppose to sit? There's no available tables."
"That's not true. Gaara's table is empty, see?" Temari pointed over to where Gaara was sitting and reading a book. When Jenna thought about sitting with Gaara she blushed bright red.
Sakura's surprised voice saying," Wow, you really weren't kidding when you said she had a crush on him." Made Jenna spin in Kankuro's direction and glare daggers at him.
Kankuro smiled smugly at his handiwork and told Jenna," Hey, I have a big mouth. It couldn't be helped. Now stop trying to kill me with your eyes and get it over with already." He then made a shooing gesture with his hands at her.
Letting her head fall in defeat Jenna muttered," I hope that big mouth of his gets him killed near the end of Shippuden."
One nervous step at a time Jenna made her unsteady advance towards Gaara's table. When she got close enough Jenna said in a timid voice," H-hi Gaara, do you mind if I sit at your table?"
Gaara merely glanced up from the corner of his eye, then went back to reading. Jenna took that as a silent yes, and took the seat beside the one next to Gaara. Jenna started eating lunch in what she thought was an uncomfortable, but slightly enjoyable silence.
The others watched this whole moment holding their breathe, when Jenna sat down and started eating they all breathed out a sigh of relief.
That was when Tobi came crashing into the cafeteria, and a wide eyed Takisha holding on to him for life's sake. The ride down the stairs must not have been very nice. Tobi hopped into the food line and asked," Does Tobi get his treat now? Tobi's a good boy!"
Very carefully Takisha slid off of Tobi's back, a bit wobbly after the ride she replied," Sure Tobi, you can have your treat now. Just give me a second to stop seeing three of everything...Okay, I'm good. So what do you want Tobi?"
"Tobi wants...PIZZA!" Tobi replied happily clapping his hands (At that sight the whole table group sweat dropped.)
"Okay, Tobi can have pizza. Just find somewhere to sit and I'll bring it to you. But I'll eat it if you're not a good boy." Tobi was already at a table(in the far back) waiting patiently with his legs crossed and hands folded in his lap.
Takisha raised an eyebrow and shook her head. She would never understand that masked man...boy...person! (K: Why would you want to understand him? It would take all the fun out of him. J: Gee, never thought about that. T: Of course you didn't Jenna, you're not suppose to think about it. It's Tobi we're talking about for crying out loud!! J: Okay, just leave me alone. T: Gladly. K: She can, but I won't! "Poking Jenna continually in the ribs." J: Piss off Kenzie! Agh!! "Runs away." T: And you did that why? K: She was annoying me, so I annoyed her back. T: You know she can get back at you through this story, right? "Evil laugh is heard in the distance." K: Shit!!!)
She got the slice of pizza for Tobi, as well as some french fries for herself. When she got to the table Tobi ripped the white paper plae out of her hands, turned around and lifted up his mask. She heard some munching of the crust and chewing from the cheese, in probably 15 seconds flat Tobi had eaten the entire large slice of pizza.
His mask back down Tobi said to Takisha," Tobi liked that pizza. Can Tobi have pizza the next time Tobi has to play with Takisha-chan?"
"Uh...sure. But you might want to eat a little slower next time. You're going to get a stomach ache later from eating like you just did." Takisha couldn't help but act as an older mother/ sister figure with Tobi. He called himself a boy and pretty much acted like one, so that's how she was going to treat him.
Tobi cocked his head to the side and asked," Really? Tobi eats like that all the time and never gets an upset tummy...Well he did the one time when Tobi got tricked to eat dog food by Deidara-sempai." Takisha sweat dropped at the image of Deidara offering Tobi dog food and Tobi gladly scarfing it down.
- Back in the war zone -
"Do you surrender yet, yeah?" Deidara asked Kenzie from behind his wall of clay. At one point Kenzie had gathered up any clay around her and started chucking it back at Deidara. After he got hit four times in a row, in the head, he quickly made himself a wall of protection.
"Never you cheater!" Kenzie called back from her own table wall. Once Deidara had made himself his wall he started attacking Kenzie by making birds with the clay. Thus why Kenzie just called Deidara a cheater.
"The we should have a final clay-down, yeah. The first one to get hit by any clay is the loser,yeah. Agreed?" Deidara suggested, he knew the others were probably done the meeting already and the bell was going to ring in a few minutes. He needed to get the class cleaned up for sixth period.
Kenzie thought it over for a second and called," Alright fine, but win or lose I'm outta here. I'm hungry and I am not cleaning this up!" 'Dammit!' Deidara thought angrily.
"On the count of three, yeah. One...two...three!!" Both of them sprang up from behind their shelters and relentlessly threw clay balls of all shapes and sizes at each other. Ever single ball missed their targets, how that happened, I've no idea, but it did.
Huffing and puffing in quick breathes they held the last bit of ammunition they had. In their minds they said, ' Damn. How did I miss?! Oh well, for sure this one will strike.'
Deidara decided to play the cheater card and disappear. Turning in circles with her senses on high alert Kenzie hissed," You dirty cheater. Using ninja skills is totally unfair. Show yourself and face me like a man! Or are you trying to prove you're a woman?" That did the trick. Deidara came flying down upon Kenzie from the far corner. His blue eyes ablaze he let out a cry of rage, determination to win in every last inch of his body.
Kenzie smirked at his foolish attack and whipped her arm forward, at the last second someone walked into the room. Turning her attention in their direction Kenzie accidentally loosed her ball upon the idiot who had stepped into the warzone.
- Back in the cafeteria -
Swallowing her last bite of roast beef sandwich Jenna crumpled her plastic wrap, snatched up her empty pop can and stood up. Giving the back of Gaara's head a small smile she said," Um, thanks for letting me sit with you Gaara. I'll see you later." 'For some forboding reason I can't help but think that the others are going to continue doing this to me. Can't really complain as long as it turns out like it did today...I should probably go find Kenzie, I haven't heard or seen anything from her all lunch. I'll drag Takisha with me.'
Trashing her handful of garbage Jenna went over to Takisha's table, Tobi waved enthusiastically at her approach and Takisha acknowledged her with a small wave. Taking a seat beside Takisha Jenna said simply," Put a leash on Tobi or something, we need to go hunt Kenzie down. I'm worried, she hasn't come mooching to me or anyone else yet, and the bell's going to ring soon."
"Can't you go by yourself?" Takisha asked a bit confused.
Jenna gave Takisha a peculiar look and replied," Not when Itachi could be lurking the hallways for me. I need protection!" Jenna nearly grabbed Takisha's collar she was so intensely scared about the thought.
Takisha made the 'cool down' motion with her hands and said," Okay fine, I'll come with you. Nut I'm not promising to stick around if Itachi pops up out of nowhere. C'mon Tobi, we're going for a walk." Yes, sadly Tobi is spoken to as a puppu at times. Tobi gladly obliged and followed the two girls to the hallways.
- Back to where we cliff hanged -
'SPLAT' went the rather hard ball of clay against Hidan's forehead. Kenzie's face did this (0.o) until it got smacked by Deidara's clay ball. Deidara cheered and whooped in triumph...Then he noticed the rather pissed off Hidan, he smiled and asked," Um, hello Hidan-san. Any particular reason you're here, yeah?"
" Ya I got a fucking particular reason for being here. I'm here under Leader-sama's order to see what the fuck kept you from the meeting! And what do I fuck'n find?! You playing fucking war with a high school girl! Seriously, what the fuck is your problem?! And you! What the hell do you think you're doing throwing fucking clay at my fucking head?!" Hidan was in full rant mode, and poor Kenzie got in his radar to be ranted at. (K: Not like it's going to effect me though. T,J: True.)
Kenzie stared back at Hidan blankly and replied," He started it!" No more needed to explain Kenzie ducked around Hidan and raced for the cafeteria, leaving Deidara to clean up the mess himself.
Hidan waited a few seconds before asking Deidara," Did you learn anything about her at least?"
"Um...She's really competitive, yeah?" Deidara suggested sheepishly. Hidan rolled his eyes and walked away.
- Back with the Kenzie Hunting Squad -
"Takisha-chan. Can Tobi go see Deidara-sempai?" Tobi asked. His voice had a childish tone to it, making it sound like a little boy asking to see his mother.
Takisha glanced back over her shoulder and firmly replied," No Tobi. You have to stay with us until the bell rings. Then you can go see Deidara and bug him to no ends. Okay?...Tobi?" Takisha had turned back around for a split second, but that was all Tobi needed to make a run for it.
Stopping in her tracks Takisha spun in a full circle, no trace of Tobi could be seen. Grabbing handfuls of hair she screeched," Pein is going to kill me! We have to find him!" Before Jenna could agrue that it would be better to find Kenzie first, Takisha had grabbed Jenna's wrist and started dragging her behind her.
Poor Jenna, her arm was on the brink of coming out of the socket and her feet kept tripping over each other since they couldn't keep up with Takisha's feet. When they turned a corner Jenna complained," Would you slow down for a second? If we think about it we can probably save us some time on finding him."
Takisha slowed down a little, just a little. Not bothering to look back she said," Tobi thinks he's a little kid. So like a little kid he probably did go to see Deidara. Which way is the art room from here?"
"I'm pretty sure it's just around the next hallway." Jenna replied while thinking at the same time, 'Maybe we'll find Kenzie there too since she's suppose to be helping Deidara at lunch.'
Turning the next corner both girls stopped. For the first time the whole school year, they've laid eyes upon Leader-san's partner. Konan. Blue purplish hair, origami flower and dark eyes she strutted down the hallway like a run way model. She was wearing a grey skirt and a simply blank long sleeved shirt. Konan noticed the two girls openly staring at her in awe. Raising an eyebrow and stopping in front of them she asked," Is there something I can help you two with?"
Shaking off the shock Jenna replied," N-no. We're just surprised to finally meet you."
"You have got to be one of the most tolerant woman in the world Konan. What with putting up with all those stupid men." Takisha continued. Konan finally clued in on what they were talking about and laughed, really catching them off guard.
Giving them an almost sinister smile she said," You'll see how I tolerate it soon enough. For now just be grateful for the lives you're living now."
"I have no idea what you're talking about. But I have one question to ask you before we go. What class do you teach?" Jenna asked determindely.
"I teach the other art class. Deidara teaches the material art class, and I teach the paper, paint and pencil art class." Konan explained to the confused girls. Just then the bell rang, sending Takisha and Jenna running after a quick good bye to Konan.