I don't own Naruto but I do own the OCs
Rin's POV
" Come on tell me" Deidara said poking me with a pen. If you wondering we are now in form and surprisingly (not really) I'm in the same form as this idiot. Twenty minutes of my time usually spent drawing going to waste because he wanted to know what Stella was on about.
" Deidara, it's really none of your business" I sighed the looks the girls in my form were sending me were beginning to get on my nerves. A girl deciding she had had enough stood up and walked over to me. I recognised her as Alex, a girl in the year above me (We have mixed ages forms).
" Hiya, I know you're new and everything but why are you talking to her?" She asked glaring at me, oh yay another person who believes in a rumour that only has a little truth in it "Why don't you come and sit with me and my friends?" Alex said gesturing to the group of the popular girls and their boyfriends. She smiled kindly at him but then continued to glare at me.
" Err... Maybe a-another.. time.. I need to speak to R-Rin about something... y-yeah" I could not believe what I was hearing. I also noticed he was blushing slightly. Deidara of the Akatsuki is being shy! Aww how adorable!
Alex frowned before flipping her hair " Fine" She turned round and walked away. Me still in shock at what I just saw.
" Why are you looking so surprised at yeah?" Deidara asked returning to normal. I burst out laughing, I can't help it. " What ?!"
" You!" I laughed harder catching the attention of some people sitting near us.
" What about me hmm?"
" You being shy" I said after calming down. " Either you developed a crush on her within the five seconds she was standing there or... well that's the only possibility"
" I left Iwagakure when I was twelve, got forced to join the Akatsuki when I was fourteen and the only contact I've had with girls are the ones I've killed and Konan and she never talked during the meetings yeah!" (AN: Since it's unknown about how old Deidara was when he was forced to join the Akatsuki I made it up :) )
" So you're shy around girls? In fanfictions you're nearly always a player, even in fanfictions based in your world" I said thinking of all the fanfictions where he was, though in my opinion they are always the best.
" I never had time for that sort of thing yeah" He said smirking at me "Though it doesn't matter yeah as long as I have my art it's fine!"
" You seemed fine with the three girls in drama and you're fine with me, Luna, Mina and Mimi"
" With the three girls we were doing work-"
" They were flirting with you dumbass"
" And with you, Luna, Mina and Mimi its leaders orders... He said we have to be kind to you since your giving us a place to live and stuff hmm"
Don't you mean it was leader's orders to find out everything about us then kill us?
That's exactly what he meant. ( AN: The angel will nearly always talk first)
" Oh Rin!" A sing song voice, it's about time he showed up " How have you been?" The black haired boy grabbed a chair, sat across from me and leaned across te table with a smirk on his face.
"Great thank you" I grinned at him.
" Aren't you the kid who makes terrible sculptures? hmm" Me and my 'big brother' shared a look.
" You must be talking about my older twin brother, nice to meet you I'm Sam" Sam held out his hand for Deidara to take which he did.
" Twins?"
" What have you never heard of twins?" Sam said smirking at Deidara. These boys will get along. Reason they both like to smirk.
" Of course I've heard of twins!"
" By your looks I'm guessing you're the artist who beat my brother." Sam said examining Deidara closely before he suddenly became angry. Uh oh " Why... Are... you... WEARING MY CLOTHES!?" Sam stood up, the flames of anger surrounding his body, Sam cracked his knuckles in a threatening way. (Sort of like Sakura) Everyone else in the form room just ignored the scene used to Sam's bursts of anger.
" Err..." Deidara looked at me not knowing what to do .
" Sit" I said pointing at the chair. Sam hurriedly sat and I swear I saw a wagging dog tail and ears.
" Sam does the name Deidara sound familiar to you?"
" Yep it's that blonde Akatsuki dude with blue eyes and hand mouths that you've been in love with since you were eight maybe nine" If only looks could kill, I have never loved Deidara, I just thought blowing up things was cool so you know. To make things worse I saw Deidara smirking at me from the corner of my eye so I turned round and hit him on the head, hard.
" And the Deidara next to me has blonde hair and blue eyes and hand mouths" I picked up Deidara's hand and took the glove off showing his hand mouth.
" No way!" Good I didn't have to go into some long conversation how this is the real Deidara.
" He's a clone based off Deidara, sent by Aliens to capture Deidara fan girls and eventually take over the planet! No wonder he's hanging round you, we must warn the authorities and we will take the clone with us!" Very original idea... Anyway remind me to kill him later for the' No wonder he's hanging around you' part. I'm not a fangirl (Why does everyone keep accusing me of being a fangirl?)and I never ever will be again.
Lies
We are no longer friends! How could you accuse me of something as horrid of being a Deidara fan girl?! IT'S NOT TRUE
My mummy told me never to lie and I'm sure your mummy did to
That's my saying! Anyway back to topic.
" NO YOU IDIOT! HE'S THE REAL DEIDARA OF THE AKATSUKI! ME AND MINA FOUND A BOX OF ODDLY COLOURED PUPPIES AND TOOK THEM HOME WITH US, MINA POURED COKE ONTO THEM AND THEY TURNED IN TO AKATSUKI!" I stood up and pointed at Deidara. Okay that earned a lot of stares from my teacher and the whole form.
" How cliché thought normally it's warm water"
" Isn't it"
Yes but having an angel willingly sealed inside of you isn't and having a friend with chakra isn't and...
Now isn't the time Rin, I have a whole classroom now knowing that Deidara is the real deal
They're rich kids who probably don't know what Manga and Anime is, you have nothing to worry about
"Deidara of the Akatsuki? From Naruto Shippuden?"
I stand corrected
... WE'RE DOOOMMMEEEDDD!
" No of course not we were just joking. Wasn't we Rin?" I nodded at the girl.
" Now that I think about it he looks and acts a lot like him" The year seven who spoke the first time said.
" Yes but that doesn't make him Deidara now does it? Anyway it's absolutely insane that fictional characters would turn into puppies and come into our world now" I said to the eleven year old girl.
" I guess..." The eleven year old girl sat back down.
" By any chance did you make sure Deidara is in the same classes and form as you?" I stared at him before whacking him repeatedly over the head with a exercise book.
" HELL NO!"
Time Skip To Home
After school I had to listen to my Uncle rant about how the Akatsuki should know English and in some cases *cough* Tobi, Hidan and Kakuzu cough* need to learn some manners . According to Uncle, Hidan swore at his History(And all his other teachers) teacher more times than she could count, Kakuzu had strangled Hidan and Tobi just creeps his drama teacher out as well as the other pupils in his class.
Right now though, I'm sat in the front room with my friends Mina, Mimi, Luna and Sam,then the most amazing idea entered my mind.
Nice idea
I know and I'll get to embarrass them in the process.
Mimi's POV
Right now I'm setting up for Rin's brilliant idea, I'll tell you all about it.
So there I was reading a lovely story when Rin shouts out an plan that is quite amazing and I'm taking part in it because I'm awesome! Nah just kidding... Maybe... Not really. So here's what she said
Flashback 3rd Person
" I HAVE AN IDEA!" Rin shouted jumping up from her seat her eyes sparkling.
" No we are not barbecuing the Akatsuki then feeding them to Zetsu" Luna sighed.
" I'm not stupid, that idea would never work anyway because we would have to kill Zetsu as well so who would eat the Akatsuki?"
" Your idea?" Sam asked then added with a grin " Whatever it is I'm in"
" Okay, there are lots of fans out there who love the Akatsuki right?" Rin said looking at her four friends who sat in front of her.
" Yeah go on" Mina said leaning across the coffee table.
" Why don't we interview them then post it on YouTube?" Rin said in an excited tone unable to control her excitement " And we could do it like a proper show" The four friends exchanged glances before grinning like their excited friend.
" Since I'm the best here with computers I'll do the filming and editing" Sam said smirking at the things he could do.
" Why don't us four girls be presenters and interviewers?" Mimi suggested with the rest of the group agreeing.
" It needs to amuse people so we don't bore them half to death, so we must think of the most random and unpredictable questions that will make people laugh" Luna said already writing a script.
" Luna, that's a good idea except it will only be funny if we get the Akatsuki real reactions" Mina said taking the script out of Luna's hand.
" Hey!"
End Flashback
Right now Rin is begging for Pein's permission though Pein seems a bit angry because she told Sam about the Akatsuki.
CRASH! BANG! CRASH!
" Hey! I said I was sorry!" ... Okay extremely angry. Hopefully Pein will let us use the Akatsuki for our show because it's sounds like a really enjoyable idea.
" Mimi what do you think of this?" Sam asked gesturing for me to come over . I looked at the screen and so fair the set out that we will be using seems quite creative. For each member the layout is different. Itachi for example has a sharingan in the corner and if we show any pictures to Itachi it will be shown there also the bar for the questions and answers has black feathers for a border.
" It looks great!"
" It gets better!" Sam said clicking a button " When the questions come up the sharingan changes from normal to the Mangekyo Sharingan and back to normal when the question is answered. That's for Itachi anyway"
" This is amazing! How did you do it?" I asked, curious since I've always had an interest in computers.
" Well..." He began before Mina cut him off.
" We've got this to do you can tell us all about computers later" Mina said before continuing to come up with completely random questions that probably have nothing to do with the original series. Knowing her Death Note will appear in most of them...
" Hooray! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" The sight I saw was not something you would expect to see ever. Rin was being given a piggyback ride by Pein, PEIN! Pein seemed to be unfazed by her actions and therefore just stared straight ahead.
" I'm guessing he gave you permission?" Luna laughed as she put the green screen up. Rin nodded her head so fast I thought it was going to fall off!
" How will this help us learn more about the world we are currently in?" Konan asked appearing from behind Rin and Pein. Rin jumped off Pein and started explaining this to Konan.
" Well you see Konan, in this world there is something called the internet. It's one of the most important creations in the history of our planet. With it we are able to communicate and learn things better than we would with messenger birds and whatever else you used to communicate in your world." Rin explained.
" How is being on a show help with getting to know your world?" Pein questioned.
" You will be able to see how the internet works and what your fans think of you" I said.
" Fans?" Pein and Konan said at the same time.
" Yes because everybody loves badass criminals" Rin said " Speaking of badass criminals where's the rest of the Akatsuki?"
Elsewhere
" This is the most peculiar thing I have ever seen" Itachi said picking up a Barbie doll " Why would nearly grown girls have dolls modelled after Deidara?"
Justin Bieber Baby played in Mina's room full blast!
" What the fuck is this shit? Turn it the fuck off!" ( AN:I was actually listening to this song when I was writing so that's why I'm using it. I have nothing against Justin Bieber) Hidan screamed covering his ears " Kakuzu! Turn the shit off! Turn the shit off!" Kakuzu walked over to the radio and slammed on it with a bat repeatedly until the machine shut up.
" How could you listen to that shit?" Hidan shouted still recovering from the music.
" Nani?" Kakuzu pulled out a pair of earplugs which he uses to block out Hidan's annoying ranting.
" Bitch"
" We should take over the world. Why would we want to do that? We should eat all the people. I know we like to eat people but why should we do that? Marry a nice plant. Errr... Have many children who will take over after us. Are you drunk? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING *hic*!Maybe a little... Thought so, now about marrying a nice plant, I say we marry a daisy. NO! How about a sunflower? Daisy! SUNFLOWER! DAISY! SUNFLOWER! SUNFLOWER! DAISY! Ha! Daisy it is then... Hmph."
" ART IS FLEETING!"
"ART IS ETERNAL!"
"ART IS FLEETING!"
" ART IS ETERNAL !"
" ART IS FLEETING!"
"ART IS ETERNAL!"
"ART IS FLEETING!"
" ART IS ETERNAL !"
" ART IS FLEETING!"
"ART IS ETERNAL!"
"ART IS FLEETING!"
" ART IS ETERNAL !"
" ART IS FLEETING!"
"ART IS ETERNAL!"
"ART IS FLEETING!"
" ART IS ETERNAL !"
" SHUT THE HELL UP! ART IS EVERYTHING CREATIVE! EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL!" Mina shouted up the stairs
" Mina, that is incorrect art is Eternal" Luna said.
" Actually that is also incorrect and for once I agree with Deidara, art is something that goes away quickly just like explosions and music but music can last forever so you're all right!" Rin said. Sasori and Deidara shrugged at each other before returning to their arguing with an argument about art downstairs being born.
Rin's POV
Okay we're ready. The Akatsuki are all sat in the cosplaying costumes on the couch next to the green screen. In front of the green screen is a black comfy chair where the Akatsuki members will be interviewed. Opposite the chair was another couch.
" Alright everything is set up but before we start we need to go through a few rules" Sam said smirking at them before nodding at me.
" No matter how creepy the question you are not allowed to attack or kill anyone
No touching Sam's equipment
Act like you normally would when asked questions
You HAVE TO BE completely honest
All other rules apply"
" Now let us begin!" Mina said charging onto a little stage we had made big enough for the four of us.
" 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Go!"
" Hello people of Earth!" Luna shouted happily waving at the camera. Oh my gosh this is just like Icarly!
" Or those fortunate Aliens who managed to stumble upon our little show" Mina said grinning at the camera.
" You're all probably wondering what this show is about" Mimi said quietly but loud enough to be heard.
" If you can't work it out from the title..." All four of us pointed at the air above us then I said " Then we'll tell you. Have you ever wanted to meet your favourite characters from an anime or manga?"
" Or maybe even a show or book?" Luna asked the camera.
" If you do then here's the show for you!" Mina said in an excited tone.
" Though we've only been able to captured the Akatsuki and bribe them until they let us interview them..." Mimi said quietly so like the plan I moved over to her and spoke through my smile like I didn't want the 'audience' to hear me.
" That may be true but they don't need to know that" I gestured to the area where the equipment was set up.
" Anyway, Let's get to the reason that we are here!" Luna declared " The first Akatsuki is Itachi Uchiha!"
" And since he's a favourite Akatsuki member here's a little song for him" Mina said.
Womanizer by Britney Spears plays
" Womaniser?" Itachi questioned raising an eyebrow as he sat down on the black chair.
" According to Masashi Kishimoto you like Sasuke had a lot of fan girls and in this world you have many. Now for the questions" Mimi said smiling at him. Mimi sat on the couch opposite Itachi.
" Are you aware of one of the most popular Naruto pairing?" Mimi asked holding a microphone to Itachi.
" Yes, I was told the other day"
" Do you support it?"
" Why should I care about my little brother's love life?"
" So are you saying SasuNaru is true?"
" I doubt it is true since my brother is to obsessed with hunting me down and killing me"
" Do you support Itasasu?"
" No"
" Okay this is not funny at all, Mina what can we do to make this funnier?" Mimi asked turning round facing Mina. I noticed Sam turn the camera to face Mina.
" Go to the second page of the question book"
" If this has anything to do with Death Note... Oh never mind" A smirk grew on Mimi's face and her eyes shined evilly.
" So Itachi did you know that Blondie over there thinks you're good-looking?" I looked over at Deidara who was blushing at Mimi's question though he quickly stood up and denied it.
" I DO NOT HMM!" Itachi looked at Mimi as if asking for evidence.
" Roll the clip" I watched Sam click a few buttons showing the OVA of Kisame and Deidara talking about Itachi from episode 18. " That enough proof for you?" Mimi asked.
" THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING! YEAH" Deidara shouted.
Can't he take a joke?
No
" Oh really, please go to 0:45 Sam" Sam obediently put the clip on.
' He's good-looking' Deidara's voice said from the speakers. Deidara blushed a bright red but I'm not sure whether it's from anger or embarrassment. A few of the Akatsuki members chuckled while Tobi and Hidan laughed like their lives depended on it.
" Hey Mimi let us not forget Orochimaru" Mimi appeared deep in thought for a minute before remembering.
" Oh yeah, Itachi why did you reject Orochimaru?" Mimi asked smirking at Itachi.
" What do you mean?"
" Once again Sam would you please roll the clip?"
" Certainly"
'Hey, Sasori no Danna'
'Yeah?'
'Why did Orochimaru leave Akatsuki?'
' Probably because Itachi turned him down' Sam stopped the clip.
" I sure they were talking about when Orochimaru tried to take my body" Itachi deadpanned.
" And that doesn't sound creepy at all and let us not forget the 'SASUKE I WANT YOUR BODY' from Orochimaru." Itachi just sat there undisturbed.
" IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE THINGS FUNNY WITH YOU JUST SAT THERE LIKE 'I'M TO COOL FOR THIS'!" Mimi practically screamed.
" I am to cool for this" Itachi smiled slightly while everyone in the room sat there with WTF? faces.
" Itachi did you just smile and make... a joke?" I asked sure I've seen him smile before but only in the anime and manga, I never thought I would see him smile in real life!
Itachi sighed " Yes I did"
" Okayyyy maybe we should go onto the next Akatsuki member because I am creeped out by this one" Mimi said getting up and throwing me the microphone.
" Who should be our next victim I mean guest be?" I smirked and turned towards Deidara. " Come one Blondie, I have some embarrassing questions to ask you"
You're so happy right now aren't you, getting to interview you're favourite Akatsuki member
Go die
I am dead silly
... Don't talk to me
" Should I be scared? hmm" He asked as he sat down on the chair.
" Most certainly" I picked up the sheet of questions and flicked through quickly until I found one I liked. " So Deidara, Sasodei or Itadei?
" Wha...?"
" Sasodei, good answer"
" I didn't ans-"
" RIN! ITADEI NOT SASODEI!"
" Sorry Mimi but it's SASODEI!"
" ITADEI!"
"You don't even like Naruto but anyway it's SASODEI!"
"ITA-"
"NEITHER! I CHOOSE NEITHER!" Deidara interrupted but maybe I can make this funny or at least amusing for me to watch.
" So you like both of them but can't decide which one to go out with then eventually marry?" I asked smirking at him. OMG his face!
" WHY YOU JUST ASSUME THAT I LIKE GUYS?! HMM" He shouted standing up from anger and if looks could kill I would be dead and under the ground by now.
" Remember that little chat earlier about you being shy around girls as if you're scared of them? "
" I'm not scared of girls yeah!"
" You left Iwagakure at twelve right?"
" Yeah" He said sitting down though still sending me that I'll kill you look. You know the one he uses on Tobi when Tobi insults his art?
" Have you ever actually had a girlfriend?"
" Of course I have!"
" Did you kiss her?" Deidara looked at me like I was insane or just plain stupid, I can never really tell.
" Once again of course a have!"
" Done more than kiss a girl?" He blinked, blushed then muttered something that could never be heard.
" What? Speak up" He muttered again except slightly louder.
" What?"
" NO I HAVEN'T DONE MORE THAN KISS A GIRL YEAH!" He shouted then blushed a very bright red so that it was glowing... IS THAT EVEN HEALTHY?!
"You're eighteen and you've never done more than kiss a girl?" I said staring at him in disbelief. That shows how much proof fanfictions have in them. " WHAT KIND OF BADASS AWESOME CRIMINAL HASN'T DONE MORE THAN JUST KISS A GIRL?!"
" I never had time for stuff like that! I would chose my art over a girl any day hmm" And from that look in his eye, he's going to go into a rant... Any second now. " Because art is a fleeting beauty of an explosion. In that split second you get to see something you will never see again because..." I cut him off.
" Deidara sweetie you kill people before they get a chance to even glance at your artwork and that is why Sasori's artwork is better in that way. Anyway back to the questions" Before Deidara could argue I asked a random question.
" Were you born with hand-mouths?" Deidara frowned before answering.
" No, I stole a Kinjutsu which gave me the extra mouths allowing me to knead my chakra into substances yeah. Why would you think I was born with them?"
" In some fanfictions it's said you were born with them and I got confused that's all" I shrugged " I think I've asked enough questions, Catch Luna!" I threw the microphone over to me cousin which she managed to catch.
"Yay! My go!" Luna skipped happily over to the Akatsuki, thinking which one to interview. " I know!"
Luna's POV
" Wait!" Sam suddenly shouted when I was about to pick who I was going to interview. " Sorry guys but I have to go we can finish this tomorrow okay" He said before packing everything away.
" It's okay, how come you have to go?" Rin asked and began helping him pack away his stuff.
" Mum wants me to do something probably another assignment " Sam sighed. I walked over to the green screen and carefully took it down, folded it up and put it in the cardboard box. Picking the box up I put it back in its home which is the storage room at the end of the hall. The Akatsuki hurriedly began exiting the room hoping to get away in case we have some more idea that could scar them for the rest of their lives.
" Wait Sasori!" I shouted, I forgotten all about that. How could I forget something so important? Sasori came to a stop and glanced over his shoulder. The Akatsuki had also stopped and Rin, Mimi and Mina came through carrying Sam's stuff.
" Poor Danna he's been caught hmm" I heard Deidara say though I couldn't hear even the slightest bit of pity in his voice.
" What?" Sasori demanded.
" I-I.. need to ask you something" I shuffled my feet nervously and look at the floor. I was silent for about two minutes and I could feel the irritation radiating off of Sasori's body despite the fact that he was a couple of feet away.
" What is it brat?!" Sasori snapped. Someone has a short temper. These things are never easy you cannot blame a girl for being nervous about these things. " Brat!"
" Oh right sorry I zoned out there" I laughed nervously.
" What is it?"
" Oh yeah err Sasori will you be my boyfriend?"
Everyone's POV except Luna's
Delivering data to brain...
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Data delivered! Have a nice day.
" WWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?!" " NNNNAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIII?!"
Okay it's not what it seems, It's too early in the story for that type of thing! Any way thank you for reading and please review