Dear England,
Um, hello. You might not remember me (you, being your pirate self and all), but I'm San Marino. My real name is Marianna, and I'm the older sister of Feliciano and Lovino. If I were talking to the modern you, I would've cussed you out already. But, I'm going to tread carefully with this. So... yeah. Oh, I know! Erm... how many ships have you pillaged?
Sinceramente,
Marianna Vargas, San Marino
Dearest Marianna,
'Ello poppet.
Um. I think I remember you. Yes, I think I do.
Why- This is modern times dear! It's 1691! This is the height of modern technology! Ha, so why would you curse at me love?
Ships? Oh I don't know, in the dozens somewhere.
Captain Arthur Kirkland/ England
A/N Thank you Nutty Nerd for writing in as San Marino!~