Level 14

8 Mile Woes

Clockwork: We must hurry. Just as I feared, Plasmius has become suspicious. Eddie, using he gems we already had collected managed to halt Plasmius' progress on his space station. But anyway, I have the portal HUB already set to take you to your next location.

Eddie (sign language): And guess what, we managed to get another special guest to voice me for this level. So without any further adieu, please welcome multi platinum rapper, Grammy award winning, Oscar winning rapper and my favorite rapper, Marshall Bruce Mathers III aka Eminem aka Slim Shady!

Dani: Eminem?! How the heck did you manage to get Eminem to agree?

Eddie: One of the producers, just like me happened to be a huge Eminem fan and it just so happened his cousin worked as an intern at Shady Records. So we negotiated with Mr. Mathers and boom, here we are. The good part is, that's not the last of our special guest actors. While we're on the topic, Eminem will also be featured on the video game soundtrack along with OutKast, Phil Collins, Adele, Lana Del Ray, Kanye West, Beyonce, and more.

Danny: Uh, could we move on now, we have gems to collect and a fruit loop to stop.

*Hops in warp portal, portal HUB, (whatever) and is transported to 8 Mile Road, Detroit, Michigan.*

Sam: 8-Mile?

Danny: Wow, this is a surprising twist.

McKenzie: Look and there's the gem over there.

*camera pans over to a rap competition*

Future (voiced by Royce da 5'9): Ayo, in tonight's competition we have a huge prize at stake. *pulls out a clear gem* In addition to being named champion, the winner shall recieve this priceless diamond. As you know, the current champion is Papa Doc. Does anyone wanna try to earn a shot at Papa Doc. *many cheers* Alright, alright. Well here's how it's gonna go. There will be 4 rounds. The winner will advance to the quaterfinals. The winner of the quaterfinals will move on to the semifinals and the winners of that will face each other. From there the winner will move on to face Papa Doc for a chance at this priceless gem. Now do I have any takers?

Eddie (voiced by Eminem): Ayo, over here! My rap name's Demonic.

Future: I see we have a taker, anyone else? *7 more people volunteer* OK, first round Demonic vs. Lil Slick. Demonic, pick your side, heads or tails.

Eddie: Tails

*Future flips the coin*

Future: It is heads, Lil Slick. You wanna go first

Lil Slick: Hell yeah, let's get this over with.

Part 2: Round One

Objective: This level is based off the 8-Mile and has gameplay elements similar to the rhythm video game PaRappa the Rapper. If the player presses the correct button in response to the symbol at the top of the screen, then a cutscene shall play.

Lil Slick's rap:

I'ma kill this nigga, look at this little bitch/ You gone' learn why not to mess with Lil Slick

To be honest, I don't wanna be the one to strike you down/ But you're trespassing on my playground

So/ I guess you gotta go

You up shit creek without a fucking paddle/ I think you're confused, this is a rap battle

Turn back now or be destroyed/ This a man's playground and you're just a little boy

I bend and twist you/ Like a pretzel, eat you up and shit you out cuz I got shit to do

So in the future, just so you don't forget your past/ I'ma send you a picture of my ass

*Crowd oohs*

Future: Pretty good, pretty good. Alright Demonic, your turn.

Eddie's rap:

I'm getting shot at cuz I'm the best rapper, got my face on wanted posters/ You're trying to convince these people that you're not a poser

This ain't a movie, you're not getting a Lose Yourself moment/ You say this is your playground, this is my world, I own it

You look like the type/ That'll lose a fight/ To a dike/ But that's alright/ You can get your 15 seconds on the mic/ Cuz I'm sending you to the big guy in the sky tonight

So do this/ To keep yourself from getting dissed/ Realize that your chances at becoming best don't exist

Cuz it's an understatement to say you suck/ But simply put, you're wack as fuck

Future: OK OK, so if you think Lil Slick did the best, make some noise

*Crowd cheers*

Future: Now if you think Demonic did the best, make some noise!

*Crowd cheers even louder*

Future: Alright, I think we have a winner… Demonic! Alright round 2, up next.

Danny: Good job, Eddie.

Eddie: Thanks, I barely won that round.

Sam: Just focus on winning. You're doing fine

Round 2: MC Rock 3Pac vs Demonic

*Eddie wins the coin toss and decides to make MC Rock 3Pac go first*

MC Rock 3Pac: You want me to go first/ That's probably the worst

Mistake you could make/ How much X do you take

Or are you snorting coke/ You're a fucking joke

Talking about the World is Yours, you must be on some Nas shit/ Thinking you're a bad bitch

Nigga please, I'm the king/ I reign supreme

12 bars is all I need/ To make you plead

Eddie: Yo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you could flow/ Point him out bitch I wanna know

Seriously, that was your diss/ You're not worthy enough to drink my piss/ I was thinking why the fuck this motherfucker wanna fuck with this

I've seen your type, you think you're tough/ Battle you, you're lucky I don't beat you up

Shit, I don't even have to spit and I'd still win/ My mic kills men/ Makes their women and their chil-dren

Come to me

I think you might be doing too much smoking/ Trying to be a master MC, but you're just choking

You're nothing you claim to be/ It's plain to see/ It's insane to me

That you'd pick a fight with me cuz motherfucker I'll shit on you

Crowd: Ooh

*Shady wins round two and goes up against the final opponent, Bad Boi*

Future: Okay, Demonic, heads or tails?

Shady: Tails

Future: Okay, it's heads. Bad Boi, what you wanna do?

Bad Boi: Let this bitch go first

Future: Alright, alright; you heard the man. DJ spin the record.

Shady: Alright check it

If you continue to neglect/ To show me respect/ I will break you neck/ Before you even have a chance to pull out your tec

You're smart cuz you gave up your shot to diss the king/ Faggot, kneel and kiss the ring

I'm spitting rhymes/ *grabs Bad Boi's arm and holds it up to reveal lines written on his arm in sharpie* Look at this guy, he's rapping written lines

Diss me again, I will murder you/ Snatch you out your mother's body 'fore anyone even heard of you/ Or Go back in time, cock block your dad, however you prefer to do

Shit, it's not even worth dissing you/ 'Cause like Common and Cube, I see The Bitch In Yoo

Fuck a beat, this guy's not even half as ill as my acapella dubs/ Can't blame him, I spit rhymes all the fellas love/ And get jealous of *drops mic as crowd cheers*

Future: Alright, and our winner is… Demonic!

*Crowd cheers as Future hands the gem to Eddie*

Danny: Great Job, Eddie!

Tucker: I didn't know you could rap like that

Eddie: Actually, I wasn't trying, those rhymes were whack. I can rap way better than that.

Bad Boi: Motherfucker, that's my diamond! *shoots Eddie in the leg*

Eddie: Ow! Fuck!

Danny: Come on, let's get out of here.

*disappears through portal HUB*

(End of Level)

Another homage to one of my favorite movies. Those raps I wrote were incredibly whack, I know. I really wasn't trying. There is no Die-O-Rama for this level as I couldn't really think of anything that fit this level. Just in case you didn't know, Lil Slick is a reference to Lil Tick, MC Rock 3Pac is a reference to MC Lyte (who's debut album was titled Lyte As A Rock) and Tupac "2Pac" Amura Shakur, and Bad Boi is a reference to The Notorious B.I.G (who was the face of New York record label Bad Boy) and one half of OutKast, Big Boi. And if you didn't read my first story, Eddie's ghost alter ego nickname of Shady is a reference to Eminem's alter ego Slim Shady.

Fuck This level! This is the most embarrassing levels I wrote! My feelings toward this level are the same as Kaiserneko's feelings about Revenge of Cooler. In other words: Fuck This Level! Fuck This Level! And Kiko-fuck this level!

Until Next time, R&R.