Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke stared up at Kakashi expectantly. He looked between them and the hokage with a frown forming under his mask. "No" he said as they all gave them puppy dog eyes.
"please!" All three begged. Kakashi's glaring gaze was met with three multi-colored huge watery eyes. Well they certainly had cuteness on their side. If it was kurenai they were begging the female would have instantly caved. But unfortunately for team 7 kakashi had all but invented that look to get himself into the academy early. He really should have tried to skip it all together like these crafty little tykes had done.
Naruto and sakura climbed into kakashi's crossed arms forcing them to uncross and hold them up as sasuke scaled the copy nin's back and deposited himself rather comfily on the now team 7 leaders shoulders. "I'm not getting out of this am i?" Kakashi asked the hokage sweat dropping. Hiruzen couldn't help but chuckle at the sight before him.
"Children your new sensei is not a jungle gym" hiruzen said his pipe now deposited back in his mouth.
Naruto gave him the most adorable look. "But he doesn't care... Right sensei?"
"Of course he doesn't it's not like we weigh anything!" Sakura shot back.
"That's not really the point..." Hiruzen replied sweat dropping.
" third we just demolished an entire training field in front of everyone and climbed out of this super big crater besides kakashi sensei's tall and now i can see everyone from up here!" Hiruzen had no response to this. He had no clue what sasuke's statement had to do with anything.
"a bet is a bet kakashi" asuma pointed out ruffling choji's hair. Ino gasped and her hands flew to her head. "Not the hair sensei i have a boyfriend to impress!" Ino cried dramatically into shika's ear as choji tied her brand new hand band around her slim waist for her. "What a drag" shika mumbled through his teeth as he knotted his hand band through the holes he cut in his shirt sleeve.
"I know that but why do i have to have the ones who demolished the training ground!?" He asked distraught.
"Because we're the best!"
Naruto grinned hugging kakashi.
"Also ya know heritage and what not... Maybe fate wants to punish you a bit" sakura grinned.
"What was that about heritage pinkie?" Kakashi asked with a single raised eyebrow.
"Ra was just talking about To here... It's certainly fitting wouldn't you say sensei?" Sasuke grinned.
'Shit' hiruzen cursed. They figured it out. Maybe he should have taken down minato's picture. Wait... They had never been in the hokage tower. Great now the third hokage had to worry about toddlers snooping around. Toddler prodigies. This was not going in his favor.
"Alright so Minato sensei is cursing me from beyond the grave to train his idioticish son? What about you sasuke? Obito haunting me now while wearing some rattling chains?"
? ﾟﾐﾝ? ﾟﾐﾝ? ﾟﾐﾝ? ﾟﾐﾝ? ﾟﾐﾝ? ﾟﾐﾝ?
A few million miles away a guy in swirly mask sneezed. "Damn you bakashi..." He muttered. As he walked toward his cave at the edge of konoha. For some reason obito or madara as he now deemed himself has been sneezing non stop for the past 2 days. He had no idea why and it was starting to piss him off. He naturally blamed his old teammate because it was all kakashi's fault that any of this happened also kakashi was always the one to point out he had way to many allergies. He wondered if he needed a new mask... One less orange to deflect pollen... He was thinking stripes... bee stripes... Wait no ...tiger stripes. Obito grinned to himself. Yes his new mask was going to be tiger striped. Just like rin's favorite tiger lily flowers. With that in mind he swirled going back to his own little dimension to spy on the mask shops in the hellish world. He had to find that mask!
? ﾟﾐﾅ? ﾟﾐﾅ? ﾟﾐﾅ? ﾟﾐﾅ? ﾟﾐﾅ? ﾟﾐﾅ?
"I've got a dominant lightning chakra you do the math" The young uchiha replied resting his chin on kakashi's silver hair.
"Fine you three win... But you all have a training exercise to complete. I'm guessing you already know about the bell test?" All three grinned at each other. A secret twinkle in their eyes. Oh they knew about this alright. Poor kakashi he was doomed.
"What's that?" Sakura asked curiously. Being a child worked wonders for acting clueless.
"I don't know but it sounds awesome ya know!" Naruto replied excitedly. Kurama laughed demonically. He would enjoy witnessing kakashi's downfall.
"Whatever it is we're gonna win" sasuke said a light smirk on his face. No way was kakashi getting out of this bell test without a good mangekyou to his non sharingon eye. Team 7 silently agreed that kakasgi was the only adult that was allowed to remember. After all they needed ' adult supervision' now that they were kids again.
Internally kakashi was dancing with glee. He could torture them for destroying his favorite training ground. This was perfect! Little did he know of the little monsters true age and power.
Fugaku stared. That was all he could do. He just stared at his son who sat a top the jounin's shoulder's legs wrapped securely around the jounin's neck. A passer by would think sasuke was about to choke him. Of course this enabled sasuke to have his hands free. Naruto pointed giddily at him. Sasuke immediately face palmed and sakura flicked naruto in the arm. Fugaku wasn't really sure he wanted to know what the blonde had said. His eyes flicked to his wife who was still giving him the evil eye.
"Forward march sensei!" Team 7 cried.
Kakashi sighed as he was commanded by his little monsters to walk them over to sasuke's family. The only two he was really comfortable with was mikoto and itachi. He idly wondered if sasuke was gonna kill him by making him go over here. "And stop!" Sakara said punching kakashi in the vest. Kakashi froze as sudden pain surged throughout his entire body making him quiver.
"oops..." Sakura mumbled. She hadn't meant to put so much chakra in that. Sasuke stood on kakashi's shoulders and flipped off him landing in a crouch on the ground before racing off to his brother.
"Teme get back here!" Naruto called. The blonde was right on sasuke's heels.
"H-hey wait up you two!" Sakura yelled as she scrambled out of kakashi's grip. Mikoto giggled softly as sasuke barreled into itachi knocking him to the ground with no warning what so ever.
"hey itachi did you see me!? Did you see me!? I went way up in the air! And then naruto did that thing! A-and-" sasuke was cut off from his excited chattering by a poke to his forehead. Instead of his usual complaint sasuke smiled at itachi.
"You didn't think i could do it did you big brother?" Sasuke grinned. Itachi rolled his eyes slightly. That was an understatement. No one thought they could do it.
"Hn" itachi responded. Shisui screamed like a girl as a pink blur latched onto his arm.
"Your a cute Uchiha! Will you marry me?!" Sakura asked in a giggle. A blush covered shisui's face. He had no idea how to respond to this. If he said no the girl was going to burst into tears but if he said yes that was grounds for being nicknamed a pedophile... 'oh god what should i do' shisui thought. Naruto and sasuke came to his rescue.
"Ra he's to old for you" naruto said disapprovingly.
"Well what am i supposed to do!? The uchiha MY age already shot me down!"
"Shut up sakura..." Sasuke mumbled a light blush dusting his cheeks. Damn his childhood hormones.
"Do you all want your headbands or not!?" Kakashi called dangling them on the edge of the crater. How dare his genin leave him alone with Fugaku!
"Get him!" Naruto yelled. All three sprang into action. Kakashi was not prepared for this. Sakura punched him in the gut. He now had two broken ribs. Sasuke jumped and naruto spun cupping his hands shooting sasuke upward who dove into a flip snatching the three headbands from his sensei's grip in lightning speed. Naruto head butted kakashi. But unfortunately his head was around the same level as where the sun don't shine. Kakashi collapsed to the ground as his three students put on three headbands.
"Oh dear..." Mikoto giggled with her hand in front of her mouth. That had been unexpected.
"Well they certainly have their teamwork down.." Hiruzen muttered.
The three heard this comment and smiled a secret smile. They all didn't have a clue.
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Omg! I haven't updated in soo long gaah you all must hate me! I'm sorry this update wasn't sooner! Next chapter is going to be the reactions of everyone and it'll take place before this chapter. I'm sorry I'm the worst author ever! Also any requests? Tell me your theories... Oh and be sure to check out my other stories on wattpad! I love you all!