Annoy Hojo!
Well, no one likes him anyway….
Sing Bill Nye the Science Guy!
Say Bill Nye is cooler and smarter
Play with random crap in his lab and hope you find the cure for cancer since you'll be more popular than he is (And you'll do a great thing in the process )
Pretend you're a student at Hogwarts and mix chemistry related stuff in his lab to make potions
Wear a wizard hat while doing so
If you succeed in creation a potion ask him what your grade was
Once he gets angry, accuse him of being in Slytherin
Tell him you want to go on a field trip to Berty Bott's (The jelly bean place idk if I spelled it right)
After he kicks you out, start sing the song from the mysterious ticking noise
Use a real pipe bomb and toss it in his lab
Go back in and play with his chemistry stuff again, but say you want to increase your alchemy skill
Alchemy increased to 100!
Shoot him in the knee with an arrow if he's confused, trust me, he should know that meme by now
Draw alchemy circles on everything in his lab and quote Fullmetal Alchemist
Say Vincent is hotter and Lucrecia likes him better anyway
Ask what's wrong with his skin he looked rather greenish in the first FF7 game
Tell him he's insane and ugly as heck
When he's at the beach, tell the women surrounding him about Lucrecia (This should be fun!)
Steal his glasses and throw them in the ocean
Call it marine biology even though it makes no sense
Get him with a super soaker
Go to the church in the slums and be thankful that Hojo wore his lab coat to the beach
Donate gil….straight from Hojo's wallet