A/N: ! Serve up the next chapter baby! WoopWoop! Thanks for all of your smexi reviews guys, they totally rocked our socks : ) x
Enjoy! X
Jimmy: Hello?
Timmy: Hello, this is Timmy from Flapjack and Pancake's Saucy Snail Therapy, how can we help you today?
Jimmy: I'm an Emo, I highly doubt you can help me.
Timmy: Well I'm po-diddley-ositive we can!
Jimmy: *Snorts*
Timmy: Now now, there is no need for that attitude, regardless if you're a Goth or not.
Jimmy: Excuse me?
Timmy: Hmm?
Jimmy: I'm not a Goth! I'm an Emo.
Timmy: Yeah yeah, you say tomato and I say potato, same thing-
Jimmy: That's not how the saying goes, its potato p-
Timmy: P- p- p-, no. The first step away from Emo/gothic culture is open mindism-
Jimmy: DO NOT ASSOCIATE EMO'S WITH FREAKIN' GOTHS!
Timmy: I will not tolerate that sort of language!
Jimmy: Well-
Timmy: You may think your life's like a big handful of nincompoop, but, imagine how I feel being a bloody weresnail and living with two absolute lunatics named after breakfast foods?!
Jimmy: Weresnail?
Timmy: YES! EVERY NIGHT I GO HOME AND CRY BIG FAT TEARS OF BLOOD AND-.
Jimmy: Whoa, are you sure I'm the one who needs the therapy here?
Timmy: YES, YOU STUPID GOTH!
Jimmy: ITS EMO!
Timmy: I DON'T CARE!
Jimmy: FINE!
Timmy: FINE!
Jimmy: I cant be bothered with mindless emo's, so I'm going to walk away before I commit suicide.
Timmy: I hope you do, you gothic imbecile!
Jimmy: I'M NOT A- *Splat*
Timmy: Bitch don't you dare put that phone down on me now!
*Silence*
Timmy: Don't you ignore me young man, I know you're there, there's not that annoying' * Two minutes pass* ' sound!
*More silence*
Timmy: J-, J-, Jimmy?
*En Silencio*
Timmy: OMG I MADE HIM COMMIT SUACIDE! JIMMY, TALK TO ME LIL GUY, PLEASE!
*沈黙 - - - That's silence in Japanese : P*
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A/N: So we guess you wondering what happened to likkle Jimmy then…
TIME REWIND! :
*In School field were Jimmy is talking to Timmy on his Snail Phone*
Geeky kid: Guess What Millie?
Hyperactive Loner called Millie: What Gary?
Gary: There's a flying bird over there *sniggers* !
Millie: Well by gummnatiousness, THERE IS!
*Millie Chase's the 'rare' flying bird*
Millie: ! -
Jimmy: I'M NOT A- *Splat*
Milly: HAHAHAHAHAHA, SQUISHED SNAIL! I SQUISHED A SNAIL, I SQUISHED A SNAIL! Hey, its got a cell phone!
Gary:*sighs* Millie Millie Millie… Some very nice men are going to come with some very pretty needles and put you in a niiice cell, come on lets take you to them.
Millie: Nice men with needles? Cool.
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A/N: LOL! R&R So you can rock our socks some more ; ) 3