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Chapter 14: Summer

Summer has arrived and everyone is suffering from the intense heat.

Susanna is in his room allowing the fan to blow under his skirt, both for cooling down and for pleasure.

Jack and Albert are still keeping their eyes on Mufus, trying to not let the heat bother them.

Mr. Binko is fine and unaffected by the heat, because back in his country, weather like this is usual, so he's used to it.

Priscilla is trying to cool herself through acting. She is dressed up like an Eskimo and is saying to no one, "It's such a cold day, right, my love?" Then she immediately switches to another jacket and says in a lower pitch voice, "Yes, darling! What a cold day!" Then she changes back to the previous jacket and talks in the previous deeper voice, "Our love will never be broken by coldness like this. We shall let our hearts unite together and our love burn with passion!" And back to the other jacket and voice, "I love you, my darling!"

Now for the Smashers…

Captain Falcon is at the parking lot fixing his car; it overheated. "Argh… This is tougher than I thought…" he grumbles while fixing the engine. "Of all times, why must it be broken now?" His sweat drop drips to the ground and instantly turns to steam.

Samus went outside just now and just returned into the apartment. She quickly takes off her outer clothing and tosses it aside. "Ugh! Shouldn't have gone out!" she cries. "It's like hell out there!"

The 3 cute Pokemon are lying almost lifelessly on the floor and a pool of sweat is around them. "Ice…" mumbles Pichu.

"I'm going to take a shower this instant!" says Zelda, and she walks into the bath. Shortly after she closed the door, a scream is heard from in there. "YAAAAA!!!!!! THE WATER IS BURNING!!!!!!!!"

-

Bowser and Ganondorf enter the room and cry, "I can't take it anymore… I'm going to die any second!"

"Are you all right?" DK asks him while fanning himself and drinking juice.

Bowser brings up a sign that writes, "Aren't you hot?"

"I'm born in a hot jungle like this, so it's nothing to me," says DK. "But yeah, it's a bit scorching today."

"Open the window…" groans Bowser. "It's burning in here too…" He heads for the window to open it.

"Right, open it!" says Ganondorf

"If I were you, I would avoid opening the window," Mewtwo tells him.

Bowser opens the window anyway, and the moment he did, hot air rushes in and burn both him and Ganondorf in the face. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

"Told you."

-

"Ugh… What a terrible day…" cries Luigi, laying his head on the table.

"This must be the hottest summer I've ever encountered…" says G&W.

"Dr. Mario is so lucky… He gets to work in his air conditioned clinic."

-

At a clinic…

"Grrr… What a day for the air conditioner to be broken…" grumbles Dr. Mario. "And I have to treat several fever and sunburned patients today also…"

-

"Why doesn't this apartment have any air conditioners?" asks Luigi. "How can anyone survive without one?"

"You can't really expect that kind of thing from a cheap and broken apartment," G&W tells him.

-

The landlady has an air conditioner in her room. "Ah, this is so comfortable," she says while enjoying the coolness of the air conditioner. "Who cares about the residents not having an air conditioner? They can just die and go to hell."

-

Back upstairs…

Peach walks into her room with a basket of laundry clothes. "Boy, the clothes sure dried fast," she says. "I was just about to hang them, but they already dried!" She sees the 3 Pokemon lying on the floor and Samus lying out on her bed. "Is everyone all right?"

"Gaaaaaa…" groan the 3 Pokemon.

"Hey, do you guys want to play in the wading pool?"

Hearing this, the 3 Pokemon shoot up with life. "YES!!!!"

So Peach goes to Room 008 and asks the kids there for the wading pool. She sets it up at the hallway and fills it with cold water. After it's done, the 3 Pokemon jump in and play happily.

"Ah! Much better!" says Pichu.

"Me so happy me want to sing!" says Jigglypuff.

"NO!" shout Pichu and Pikachu, and they pounce at her and push her underwater.

Susanna comes out from her room and sees this. "Ah! You kids are playing with water! This is the best way to beat the heat!"

"Sure is," says Peach. "If we were younger, we could enjoy the same thing too!"

"Hey! The pool is leaking!" says Pichu, pointing to a small hole on the side of the pool.

"It sure is," says Peach. "Looks like this pool isn't usable anymore."

"Awww… Just when we were having fun…"

"I know! Why don't we go to the beach?" asks Susanna. "I can ask my son for a large size van and take us all there!"

"Great idea!" say the 3 Pokemon.

Since this is only about 11 in the morning, they decided to go as early as they can.

-

And so…

"So you got us the van, son," Susanna says to a young and handsome man.

"Yes, father, and the air conditioner in there is working properly," says the son.

By the way, Susanna's son is an employee of a very well known company that makes all sorts of mechanics and technology. Unlike his father, the son is a normal man with a right mind.

"So how's mom?" Susanna asks his son.

"She is still complaining about the day you went the path of the third gender," he replies.

"Well, let her be. She just can't seem to understand the pleasure in this." Susanna then turns to the others and ask them, "Is everyone ready?"

"Yes!" they all reply.

These are the people who are going: Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Peach, Luigi, G&W, DK, Samus, Mr. Binko, Reed, Priscilla, and Mario.

Jack and Albert have to do their jobs, so they can't leave, but their excuse was that they have bad memories with the beach. The landlady didn't come because she was never informed. CF wanted to fix his car, Bowser and Ganondorf were sent to hospital after the severe heat burn, Mewtwo just didn't want to come, the kids went to the public swimming pool already, Yoshi and Kirby won a lottery and are invited to a cool restaurant, Link accompanied Zelda to the hospital because she got burned by the hot water, Marth got heatstroke and is resting, Roy is dating with Lilina, Dr. Mario is at his clinic, and Fox and Falco are out there somewhere too.

So everyone tries their best to stuff into the van and drive off, with Samus at the wheel.

"Why must I be the one driving?" she asks. "Isn't this your car?"

"I'm drinking beer, so I can't drive," replies Susanna while taking a sip from the can of beer.

"I can't wait to get to the beach!" sings Pichu happily.

"Let's hope the place isn't full," says Luigi.

"Relax, normally people don't go to da beach on hot days," Mario tells him. "Eet's because they do not-a want to get-a sunburns."

"Then why are we going?" asks Peach.

"What other way is there to beat the heat?" Reed asks her.

"Guys…" says Priscilla meekly. "Would you mind if I… make up a bit?"

"Sure, why not?" says Peach.

So Priscilla puts on a make up to make herself look a bit more beautiful, and not to mention change her attitude. "I can't wait to get to the beach! I'm going to have lots of fun there!" she says with a hyper voice.

"She's actually attractive this way," says Reed.

"I agree," says G&W.

"I prefer that woman over there," says Mr. Binko, pointing to a fat woman with warts all over the face out on the street.

"You have different taste in these kinds of things…" Luigi says to him.

"We Monstrians always look for the opposite of what you humans look for. Reed would have lots of girls going after him is he were in my country."

"I wouldn't want freaky-looking beings to come after me…" says Reed.

"Relax; there are Monstrians who fits your term of being beautiful."

They kept on driving for a little while until they hear a growling sound. "I'm kinda hungry," says Pikachu.

"I got some snacks here," says Peach, taking out a bag of chips.

Pikachu takes the bag and eats from it happily, and he offers some to Mr. Binko. "Want some?"

"In Monstry, our preferred snack is the head of a cow dipped in caramel," he says. He reaches into his bag and takes out a severed head of cow on a platter.

Seeing this terrifying thing, everyone lets out a scream, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And the van goes crashing around the street madly. Soon, Samus is able to get back to her sense and gain control of the wheel again.

"Just kidding!" laughs Mr. Binko in a jokingly manner. "It's a fake thing!"

"That was scary…" says Luigi while trembling violently.

"Mr. Binko sure likes to joke around," says Mario.

"This thing sure looks real…" says Susanna, holding up the fake cow head.

They continue driving until Samus begins to complain. "I'm so tired and thirsty…" she groans. "Would someone mind changing with me?"

"I'm… hiccup… not in driving condition…" says the drunken Susanna.

"I'm not the best driver," says Luigi.

"I'm too busy with my studies that I don't have time to get a license," says Reed.

"What?" asks DK, as he didn't hear the question.

"I don't drive," says Mr. Binko. He's a prince, and princes always have drivers to drive for them. Of course, the others don't know he's a prince.

"If you don't mind, I'll drive" says Mario.

"Let me drive instead!" says Priscilla in a hyper voice.

"Do you know how?" asks Samus.

"I'll just have to make up first." Priscilla erases her current make-up and puts on a new one. "Now I'm a F1 Racer!"

They both got out of the van and switches places. "Now I can have some drink!" says Samus, opening a can of beer.

"Hold on tight, everyone!" says Priscilla. "This is going to be a wild ride!" She steps on the gas pedal all the way to the max, and the car zooms off at tremendous speed. To make things worse, Priscilla is steering the wheel like crazy and the car zooms through the street like a drunkard driving, not to mention ramming down several things. Luckily there weren't much people or cars on the street, so no accidents were made.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few seconds later, the van is now in front of the beach. "We're here! First place goes to me!" shouts Priscilla with joy. Behind her, everyone is tossed and turned in abnormal positions and beers are splashed everywhere, and someone even banged against the window so hard that it broke.

-

"Ah… What a great feeling," says G&W, standing before the sea and admiring the sight before him.

"The beach sure is a great place to come during summer!" says Luigi.

"If only there are beach babes around here, it would be perfect," says Reed.

Then Susanna comes hopping to the shore happily, wearing a two piece bikini. Imagine a big muscular man wearing a bikini, though he did shave his chest hair. "Hello everyone!" he says in a sick-sounding cute voice. "How do I look?"

The 3 men look at him with a disgusted look. "I can't believe we're friends with this kind of person…" says Reed. Luigi and G&W nod in agreement.

Priscilla comes to the shore next. Not only is she always wearing bikini, but she also put on make-up to make herself look several times more beautiful than before. The perfect beach babe, you can say. "How do I look?" she asks.

"AWESOME!!!!!!!!!" cheer the three men while giving a huge thumbs up.

"I didn't know she has such a beautiful body!" exclaims Reed.

"And the make-up makes her look even better!" exclaims Luigi.

"I want to be her boyfriend!" says G&W.

Samus comes next, also wearing a bikini. She makes a pose and says, "How do I look, guys?"

"Not bad!" they say.

Peach comes next, wearing a one piece swimsuit. "Um… How do I like?" she asks shyly.

For some unknown reason, the 3 men are looking in random directions. "Hey look, a flying penguin in a pirate costume!" says Luigi.

"What is the meaning of this?!"

-

The 3 cute Pokemon are building a sand castle. "This is fun!" says Pichu.

"We did it!" says Pikachu. Before them is your average sand castle and nothing special.

Suddenly, a wave comes crashing on top of the sand castle and ruins it. "Aw man…" groans Jigglypuff.

"Don't worry; we'll just build a new one," says Pikachu, and they begin working on a new one. Soon, they finish the new sand castle, but the wave comes crashing into it again and ruins it the second time.

"Argh!" growls Jigglypuff.

"Don't worry; we'll make it again," says Pikachu, trying not to sound angry. So they build the third one, this time farther from the sea. However, it didn't stop the wave from coming, and it crashes on top of the sand castle and erases it from existence, and the 3 Pokemon are seen buried in sand.

-

DK spots a coconut tree, and being very thirsty at the moment, he climbs the tree in hope of picking some coconut to drink. However, the tree is rather flimsy and DK, being a heavy ape, makes it bend downwards when he climbed up. The top of the tree bends towards the ground, so DK hops onto the sand with one hand holding onto the tree to prevent it from returning to its original position, and using the other free hand; he picks a coconut from the tree. He then lets go the hand holding onto the tree and it shoots back to its original position, not to mention the coconuts on it getting catapulted into the sky.

-

Luigi, G&W, and Reed are sitting at the shore, overlooking the beautiful sea and some people swimming there. "The sea sure is a beautiful place," says Luigi.

"Yes, the perfect place for relaxation," says G&W.

"And lots of beautiful girls in bikinis," adds Reed.

"Nothing can ever go wrong as long as you're at the shore here," adds Luigi.

Suddenly, the coconuts come raining down on top of them.

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-

Peach is taking a walk around the shore, enjoying the view and listening to the sound of ocean in the sea shell. "What a pleasant sound…" she says to herself.

Then Mario emerges from the sea and approaches the shore. "I found-a something cool!" says Mario. He shows Peach a shell with a pearl inside.

"Wow! It's so beautiful!" she exclaims.

"I'm glad-a you like eet!" Suddenly, Mario screams and jumps around. "Yeow!" A crab is pinching onto his toe! "Get-a eet off!"

"Mario! I'll get it for you!" Peach grabs the crab and tries to pull it off, only to hurt Mario even more.

"Yeow!"

"What do I do?!"

"What's wrong?" asks Samus.

"A crab got Mario and I can't get it off!"

"Help-a me!" screams Mario in pain.

"Let me show you!" Samus picks a branch that is on the sand and swings it at the crab. However, the crab let go and dropped off the last moment and she ends up hitting Mario in the toe instead.

WHACK!

"YEOW!!!!!!" he screams.

"Missed!" curses Samus. "YEOW!!!!!!" The crab got her this time! "Get this thing off me!"

"I'll get-a eet!" says Mario as he swings the stick, but misses and hits her leg instead.

"OUCH!!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE HITTING!!!!!!!"

"Sorry!!!"

"What are they doing?" asks Reed.

"They seem to be very happy," says G&W.

"As long as having a fun time, it's fine," says Luigi.

-

The 3 Pokemon are now swimming in the sea, around the shallow area. They had enough of building sand castles, as it is a waste of time. Since the sea is salty, they can easily float and swim around.

Pikachu is swimming around the current and he sees Priscilla's head sticking out of water and calling him. "Can you come here for a moment?"

"What is it?" asks Pikachu as he swims over.

When near, she grabs Pikachu and hugs him against his body. "My bikini top got washed off, so help shield me for the mean time," she explains. She goes over to the bikini top that's floating not far away and puts it, and then lets Pikachu go. "Thanks!"

Luigi, Reed, and G&W come over to the shore where they see Pikachu standing there very still. "What's wrong with you?" asks Luigi.

"Your face is so red," says G&W.

Pikachu begins to nosebleed and says, "I finally understand why male humans find that thing so titillating…"

"Hey guys!" shouts a loud voice. They look up and see Susanna far in the horizon, waving at them.

"What's he doing there?" asks Reed.

Susanna dives into the water, and shortly afterwards, several fish flies up into the sky, and he catches them as they fall back down. "How'd I do?" he shouts.

"Is he a bear…?" asks Luigi strangely.

-

Everyone is starting to starve, so they decide to cook the fish that Susanna caught. Mr. Binko is help cutting the fish while DK serve the fruits. "Mr. Binko sure knows how to chop the fish!" says Peach.

Indeed, Mr. Binko chops at a fast speed and with smooth skills. But suddenly, he chops his finger off and his mouth drops open while the others watch him. Mr. Binko then smiles, picks up the finger, and was about to say something when Luigi and G&W said it for him, "It's just a joke! A fake finger!"

Mr. Binko becomes depressed and sinks into the corner and cries, "You saw through my joke… Boohoo…"

"He doesn't like-a eet if you do not-a fall for his jokes…" Mario tells them two. "Cooperate-a with him."

"Sorry…" they apologize.

"I think I'll go hang myself…" says Mr. Binko, and he pulls out a noose and heads for the nearest palm tree.

"No! Don't do silly things!" shout the others.

Mr. Binko ties it onto the tree and hangs himself, but the noose stretches like elastic. "Haha! I'm just joking!" he laughs jokingly.

"You like to frighten us, don't you…?" asks Samus.

And so, lunch is prepared and they all enjoy the food. "Ocean fish sure tastes great!" says Pichu, eating his fish.

"This crab isn't half bad too," says Samus as she tries to get meat out of a crab leg.

"Fruits are the best!" says DK while munching on banana.

"So how do you think of my fish catching skills?" asks Susanna.

"You could be a fishing expert anytime," says Reed with a mouthful.

After they all ate, Mario suggests that they all take a picture. He adjusts the camera so that it takes a photo by itself after a certain amount of time, and quickly runs to the group standing there.

"I want to stand next to Priscilla!" says Reed.

"I want to!" says Luigi.

"Me too!" says G&W.

So they all make their own poses and smile just as the camera takes a picture.

SNAP

"Eet's done!" says Mario as he goes over to take the camera.

"And now I will song for everyone!" says Jigglypuff.

"NO!!!!!!!" shouts everyone as they quickly tape her mouth.

To make a long story short, they had a great time at the beach, and when they are all tired, they packed their things and drove back home.

-

A few days later…

"The pictures are out-a!" says Mario, coming into his room.

"Show us!" says Luigi.

"I want to know how I look like next to Priscilla!" says G&W.

Mario takes out the picture and they look at it, and all they see is a piece of leaf in the picture. Apparently, the view got blocked by this leaf that was blown pass by the wind just when the camera snapped.

END OF CHAPTER

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