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AN: I got some unpleasant news from my doctor so I have to rest a lot. I am not allowed to move at all. I know there was going to be smut this chapter, but I decided to have it in the next cause I want the smut to be a chapter all to itself.

I am not exactly sure when my plan to make love to wife backfired. Things were going completely fine and then I had a moment where I kind of freaked out because I was scared we would hurt the baby, but I remember Carlisle telling me sex was good for a pregnant woman. I'll admit that I as nervous because I did not want to take the risk, but I knew my father for all intents and purposes would never lead me astray. If he said it was perfectly safe for Leah and the baby then I believed him. Of course I would be careful with her like I always am maybe more so due to the pregnancy, but I would not stop completely. Pregnant woman had sex all the time while carrying a child and yet they didn't do it with vampires, but Leah was not human and therefore I had to trust that everything would be alright.

My shifter wife was on top of me after having put on some music and ironically it was Katy Perry's ET, we had a rule that whenever we were intimate in the house we would have music playing because Leah freaked out knowing the others could hear us and the same rule applied to them. It was good ways of letting everyone know that if they wanted to leave for a few hours now would be the opportune time to do so. Her hands were tangled in my hair as my rested on her back beneath her shirt running over the smooth tanned flesh. When my Quilette wife bit my bottom lip I growled playfully and rolled us over so that I was on top of her though I made sure to rest all of my weight on my elbows and make sure that there was no pressure on her stomach at all.

"Do you think that baby can see yet?" She asked out of the blue as I leaned in to kiss her again and I had to admit that I was kind of stunned by her random question. Now don't get me wrong because I am used to Leah's insane questions popping out at the oddest of times, but I never expected one right now.

"I'm not sure." I told her truthfully as I ran the fingers of my left up and down the small bump where our baby girl lay. "Since she is developing faster than most human children I would assume that she can see, why?"

Dark brown eyes belonging to the love of my life widened in actual and I have never seen her so terrified. I looked around the room wondering what had her in such a state. "What if she can see and she sees your penis? Wouldn't that like scar her for life? I mean that is means for some serious therapy bills right there. It would be a nightmare for a baby to see that invading their living space."

I tried my damnedest not to laugh which took all of the will power I had inside of me. "Love she is not going to see anything. The baby is in your stomach and perfectly safe. She is perfectly safe in her little sac and is not going to have any idea what is going on."

"Okay I will give you the win for that, but what if she is like us and has super hearing?" She countered as I leaned back so that I was resting on my knees. I watched as my wife pulled herself up to lean against the headboard. "Can you imagine her reaction to hearing her parents have sex? I heard my parents when I was a teenager and I still have the emotional and mental scars to prove it. I just don't think a baby could get over something like that."

I smirked and rubbed her hands with mine in an effort to calm her down "We'll be very quiet. She won't know what we are doing. I am sure if she can hear anything at all she will be listening to the music."

The urge to laugh was getting harder to ignore. I had to admit that I found this hilarious. Usually I would be the one freaking out about this, but then again I wasn't carrying the baby so my fears were probably easier to rationalize. Leah on the other hand was carrying our daughter and knowing her as well as I did, it was easy for my wife to get herself in to a paranoid state. This was her first child and the parents were not exactly normal. She had a lot to be worried about, though I wish she could see that sex wasn't one of them. I had read every baby book I could get my hands on in a matter of hours and I knew for a fact we had absolutely nothing to worry about in regards to that.

"What if all the jerky movements are like an earthquake and it gives her shaking baby syndrome?" Leah asked me and I had the feeling we wouldn't be having sex today. Was this payback for not wanting to do it on our honeymoon after the first time in fear of hurting her? "She could get brain damage or something."

My hands traveled the length of my face. I feared my she-wolf of a wife would end up having a meltdown any second and I needed to prepare myself for it. "Leah my love, nothing is going to hurt her. Women who are pregnant have sex all the time."

"Not with vampires!" She snapped as the hysterical pregnancy hormones caused tears to well up in her eyes. "For all we know she takes after me more so than you and your bodily fluids are like venom and venom can kill a wolf so what if you kill her? "You don't want to kill her do you?"

In a flash I had Leah in my arms rocking her shaking form as I tried to calm her down. "You know that I don't want that. Just breathe honey take deep breaths. She is half vampire and my sperm created her so I am pretty sure the venom wouldn't hurt her."

The room suddenly blurred as I was thrown off of my wife as she pushed me off of the bed and raced towards the door. I looked up at her in confusion where she stood in the doorway. "You keep your poison sperm away from me! No sex for you until she is born and maybe not even then."

With a huff she left the room and I was left there puzzled on the floor staring after her. "I hate pregnancy hormones."

TBC…

AN: I hope that you all liked this. I was fun to write and I swear sex in the next chapter, but I just wanted this to be a stand-alone chapter. Let me know if you all liked this and your favorite parts. I feel like a prisoner in my own home because I am on bed rest so your reviews make me happy.

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