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"Disclaimer."

"WHAT YOU SAY YOUNG WIPPER SNAPPER?"

"DISclaimer…"

"HUH?"

"DIS MOTHER FUCKING CLAIMER!"

"OHHH! What's that?"

sigh

BAHAHA hope you enjoy this chapter! it's about gremlins, and FURBY! Such a bitch I swear! She started this mess!

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Little gremlins came from a space ship and used that lazer beam thinggy to transport them from the water into their big, BIG ship!

"EEEP…EEP…Oppp..Breeee…LolO…cliCk…Click…" They spoke in confusing tongues.

"Blue…jelly…blue…berry pie?" Tidus tried to communicate with them.

"OoOoO Bluu berrryy piee!" one of the gremlins said in a cute yet funny accent.

"Want some?" the monk mysteriously appeared again.

"Click…clock…tick…tock…" was the reply.

The monk handed over the same blue berry pie that he handed to Tidus previously.

"Nooooo!" cried Tidus. "Don't eat that lil fuzz ball!"

He panicked and smacked the pie out of its hand. The gremlin went hostile and got out a…wet fish?

"I smack thee with a wet fish!" one of the gremlins said pulling a wet fish out of his fuzzy fur.

"Wait! I thought you didn't speak English?" Lulu questioned, amazed.

"Ah…um…me..no speak English! Two dolla, two dolla." Was the reply.

"AIGHT!" Tidus said in great joy.

All of a sudden, a wet fish hit Tidus on the side of his face. "HEYYY!!!" he screamed at one of them.

"Sorry, that was I." Auron chuckled.

The fuzz balls started to giggle.

"Look it's Furby!" Yuna pointed at one of them laughing hysterically.

The one that Yuna was pointing at, took it in an offensive way!

"Furby…DEAD…Furby…BITCH…BROKE MY HEART…" It said in a painful yet strong voice.

"You must die." they all chanted in such a cute voice.

"Awww! They're so cute!" Lulu and Yuna both said.

All of a sudden, they all pulled out wet fish.

"We're all gonna smell like wet fish, ya?" Wakka said laughing.

Then the gremlins ripped off the head of the fish and there were pointy nails in some and a red button on the others. One of them threw its fish after it pressed the button and as it flew through the air it exploded with a BANG! The fish guts went everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE!

"OH NO! MY HAIR!" Rikku yelled with fury. "You Furby mother fuckers are in for it now!" she continued.

Fish were flying through the air and blitzballs were knocking over gremlins like pins in a bowling alley. Things went into slow motion. An explosive fish was flying towards Auron and Tidus.

5 minutes later.

The fish was just reaching them. Slowly, Tidus dived through the air going… "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Auron got out Tidus' sword really slowly and swung it really, REALLY slowly. The sword gave a hissing noise but it sounded like a cow that's on the verge of being beaten savagely and then eaten by wild monkey infested fleas. It sliced the fish in half and the pieces fell to the ground.

Then things started to speed up. Everything was like a big blur like ants scurrying before big scary giant steps on them.

Next minute.

Everything was over and Lulu had a gremlin somewhere she didn't expect it to be…

"WHAA!" she squealed as it tickled her.

Wakka got really jealous and annoyed that he grabbed the gremlin and threw him against the wall.

"Sorry, sorry…" the gremlin continued… "me so horny."

Wakka got really red in the face and he started to bitch slap him.

ZAP!

The gremlins gave up and zapped them off their space ship. By accident, they zapped one of their little babies down with them.

They looked around only to find that they were stranded on an island.

"MUMA!" cried the little baby looking up and chasing the space ship and getting know where because it slammed into a tree due to it's eyes on the ship.

"I'm hungry!" cried Yuna.

"I know! Let's eat that fuzz ball?" Auron opted.

"Hells yeah! All we need is some cheese to make him taste alright!" Tidus yelped.

"NO MORE FUCKING CHEESE!" they all yelled.

"Aight!" Tidus looked down and looked real sad.

It was a warm day and everyone was looking around the forest filled island. An unexpected event happened and it led to one happy Tidus.

"Their laser guns made our clothes invisible!" Yuna squealed.

"YES!" Tidus cheered looking at Wakka.

"Oh…no…sorry Jecht!" Auron yelled to the sky, "I raised your son to be…GAY!"

"STEAM CANNON!" Tidus yelled.

"COCK!" yelled Yuna.

"Oh no, not again." Auron groaned.

"No I mean…" Yuna tried to explain but she just pointed at Tidus and Wakka.

Tidus had his hand down there…down his pants…need I say more?

"It's not what it looks like!" Tidus tried to convince them moments after pulling his hand from inside Wakka's pants. He held a packet of poprocks in his hot little palm. "Seeee?" he shrieked. "He stole them from me and put them down his pants!"

"Umm…Wakka…what were you thinking when you put those poprocks down there?

"I wanted to feel a popping sensation! Ya?"

"Pop sensation!" Yuna started to sing.

"OH SHUT THE HELL UP!" Rikku said in a desperate attempt to get Auron's attention so they can go play with his dingaling.

"I need practice with my voice!" cried Yuna.

"OH hells yeah! I'll help with that baby! You'll be screaming all night!" Tidus cheered.

"All right!" Yuna agreed happily to his suggestion.

"AIGHT! I'm getting lucky tonight." He smirked.

Little chocobo breeds came out.

"Hey does this mean that the Chocobo Knights are here?" Tidus asked.

"No, only Lucil and Elma have joined the Youth League and Clasko is breeding them." Wakka said, surprisingly he even knew that!

A Ffxi birdnm flew over their heads.

"Aww cute…let's eat it!" Tidus blurted.

"Sure. If you can kill it Tidus." Auron said darkly.

Tidus got out a glowing blitzball and threw it hurdling thought the air.

CRRAAKKKK!

The bird was hit and it landed with a thud as it hit the ground.

"YAY! Roasted chicken!" cheered Yuna happily.

"Ummm…Ffxi Birdnm." Auron corrected her.

"OH WHAT EVER!" Lulu said bitchily.

"LET'S EAT!" Tidus shouted.

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End notes: Well there goes another chapter! I hope you enjoyed that! It's like we are on crack…well me…lol I came up with this Furby idea…kyra and Jo supported it and made it work! Hehe…I'm crazy I know! Anyways I'll keep updating! Keep reading and commenting because we like hearing from you!! you guys are awesome bye bye sweet, sweet people that we love! Hehehe XD