Valentine Chaos (Total Mario Island Episode 14)

"Welcome back to Total Mario Island! I'm your incredibly good looking host, Swanky Kong, and this is the voted number one television programme on Akkavision. Let's go see what the teams are up to, starting with Kong Power."

"Oh my GOODNESS! It's like HEAVEN without Candy!" said Tiny, basking in the glory of outlasting her. "I know, right?" agreed Chunky. Dixie was appalled at this behaviour.

"How can you say that? She was our team mate!"

"Yeah, but she was the most annoying person I've ever met!"

Luigi started stretching, in front of Mario and Daisy, trying to show off. "Umm... Luigi?" asked Daisy. "Yes?"

"What the HECK are you doing?"

"I'm warming up before the challenge!" said Luigi, matter-of-factly, attempting to pull off a tricky stretch.

"Umm... Bro? I wouldn't do that stretch..." began Mario.

"Ahh!" screamed Luigi.

"And, he's pulled a muscle. Great!"

"Goombella, go get some firewood." instructed Birdo.

"But I'm so tired! Couldn't Wiggler..."

"NO! JUST GO!" screeched Birdo, with an ear-splitting cry.

"I wonder how Goombella is." began Paratroopa.

"Me too! I hope they're being nice to her!"added Koopa.

"Pfft, unlikely!" snorted Larry, dismissively.

"Hey! Maybe she could switch teams! To ours!" suggested Dry Bones.

"Wow! And to think, I thought your head was full of air!" joked King Boo.

"It is." said Dry Bones flatly, poking his hand through his head as a demonstration.

"Umm... Let's get to breakfast..." decided Lemmy.

"So teams!" began Swanky, "Todays challenge is..."

"Wait!" cried Goombella. Swanky Kong sighed.

"What now?"

"I want to switch teams, to the In-casts!"

"Alright then! Goombella has officially switched to the In-casts! Now, on with the challenge. You have to write a valentines card to someone on another team. The team with the most valentines cards get a prize, and the team with the least will go to the elimination ceremony. You cannot confer on who to write valentines cards to. Get writing!"

"So, the team that got the most cards is... In-casts! They win a smoothie bar!"

"Wow!" squealed Goombella.

"What?! This is getting ridiculous!" fumed Wiggler.

"Calm down Wiggler, your team came second." said Swanky in a soothing voice.

"Good!" huffed Wiggler.

"The next team safe is... Kong Power! It's down to the Big Bad Brawlers and Team Royale. And the final team safe is... Big Bad Brawlers!"

"Finally!" grumbled Wendy.

"Team Royale, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony."

"So... Team Royale. Long time no see, huh?"

"Well, I don't think that's what Toad thought!" blurted Daisy. "That was pretty hard to say..."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll do the elimination how we used to do it. That way was easier. I'll say if you're safe, and how many votes you got. So, first safe is Peach with 0 votes. Also safe, are Mario, Rosalina, Daisy, Baby Daisy, Baby Peach, Baby Mario and Toadette with 0 votes. Luigi and Baby Luigi. One of you got 4 votes, and the other is eliminated with 6. The next person eliminated is... Luigi! Baby Luigi lives another day... Somehow. Anyway, bye-bye Luigi!"

"Oh come on guys! You should have voted out Mario or someone! I'm much stronger!"

"Luigi, why are you doing this?" asked Daisy. "You would never suggest to vote out your own brother!"

"Well... It's just... Everyone prefers Mario to me! I wanted to be important!"

"You are important! And it sucks that you weren't just... You! If you were you, you would still be here! If you catch my drift..."

"I guess... Well I'll come back to S2 even stronger than before! I'll be 100% me!" The boat of losers sailed off. "Come back next time for another episode of... Total... Mario... Island!"

Elimination Order:

1st: Toadsworth

2nd: Petey Piranha

3rd: Wario

4th: Donkey Kong

5th: Bowser

6th: Bowser Jr.

Return: Bowser

7th: Iggy Koopa

8th: Lakitu & Lakitette

9th: Bowser

10th: Roy & Waluigi

11th: Toad

12th: Candy Kong

13th: Luigi