Chapter 14.

AN: F*ck off preps ok! Raven fangz for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists.

PS I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews!

WARNING: Some of this chapter is extremely scary. (Joe: according to who, a two year old with severe phobias of everything?) Viewer excretionadvised.

We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was.

Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail (Starfish: Wormtail. Because he turns into a rat.)was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun. (Kylie: I'm 90 percent sure you are still a witch and a wizard so, um, you mind using your FRIKKIN MAGIC!?)

He then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes"Ebony-I-love-you-will-you-have-sex-with-me." (Pip: that's how I asked Kirsty out the first time we met.

Kylie: it is not.

Pip: -quietly- I know.) he said.(in this he is sixteen yrs old so he's not a paedophile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?" (Kylie: Virus, I love you, will you have sex with me?) asked Snaketail.

I started laughing crudely. "What the f*ck? You torture my boyfiend and then you expect me to f*ck you? God, you are so f*cked up you f*cking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart.

Blood poured out of it like a fountain. (Joe: that must be a freaking mess to clean up, I mean, seriously, blood STAINS, you know…)

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called … he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. (Kodi: clicky clacky clicky clacky…)

So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts

We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw (Joe: that was an accurate word used to describe sex. Good job.)

He had a sex-pack (geddit 'cause he is so sexy) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. (Joe: a penis?)

"Its so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such f*cking sluts." (Pip: but Enoby, oh no, she's such an upstanding example of morals…) answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. (Joe: that really isn't an indication of love.) Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me!"

"I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" (Joe: because he doesn't exist, probably…) I shouted angrily.

(and don't worry Ebony isn't a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty (Kylie: I would kill to have a lot of people call me pretty. –eyes Kodi who starts scooting away-)) "I'm good at too many things! Why can't I just be normal? (Pip: you COULD be normal…but then who would be the object of our hatred!) It's a f*cking curse!" I shouted and then I ran away.