So I thought I would have some Collier Family fun here haha.
Hope you enjoy its a rather fluffy chapter, any feedback is welcome and thank you for all the continuing support.
Disclaimer I own nothing recognisable...
The next morning Jeff stood in his kitchen humming along to the radio and frying bacon, he was pleased yesterday had gone so well and was happily enjoying his hangover free morning.
Polly was in her highchair playing with a soft rattle Lenny had bought her yesterday, Jeff had noticed that she was becoming more inquisitive and would often make noises while she played and he had also noticed that she loved to blow raspberry's which made him laugh.
He continued making his fry up and laughing at his daughter when he heard a thump from upstairs; turning to Polly he tickled her tummy 'Looks like Mammy's up'
He turned back to his bacon leaving Polly to play with her rattle until he heard the kitchen door open, 'Morning Princess' He called not turning from the pan.
'Mornin' she muttered dropping into the nearby chair.
'Coffee? Painkillers?' He asked a hint of amusement in his voice as he concentrated on a fried egg.
'Both please' she groaned resting her head on the table earning confused looks from Polly.
'That bad?' replied Jeff giving her a sympathetic pat on the back as he placed the coffee and painkillers in front of her. Dixie grunted in response earning a snigger from Jeff who finished making his breakfast and sat at the table handing Dixie her own plate of toast.
Dixie downed her painkillers taking one look at the toast she pushed it away 'No offence handsome, but I don't think anyone wants to see that twice in one day.'
Jeff laughed at the state Dixie was in, savouring the rareness of the situation he continued with his breakfast much to Dixie's complaints.
Jeff was on a late shift that day so the family spent the day lounging around in the house and playing in the garden, Dixie's hangover began to fade by dinnertime and she spent the afternoon playing with Polly.
Jeff had an hour left before he was due to start his shift so he decided to have a bath while Dixie made the tea, unbeknown to him however Dixie had other plans taking Polly out of her highchair she filled 2 water balloons using the kitchen taps, one she filled with ice cubes and water and the other she filled with the night before last's rice pudding.
'I think it's time we showed Daddy just what his princess' are capable off' cooed Dixie making Polly wave her hands at the colourful balloons in Dixie's hands.
Dixie filled a couple more balloons with water and placed them in a bowl juggling her daughter and the bowl she made her way up the stairs sneaking past the bathroom door she snuck into Jeff's room and placed the bowl on the bed trying to supress her giggles at Jeff's singing.
Finally after about 10 minutes of waiting she heard the sound of the plug being pulled in the bath tub smiling to herself she grabbed one of the water filled balloons and stood ready waiting.
Jeff wrapped the nearest towel around his waist laughing at the fact it was Dixie's favourite, he would be in trouble if she found out, whistling to himself he left the bathroom and walked into his bedroom.
A soon as the door to the room opened Dixie with Polly perched on one hip chucked the first balloon.
Jeff squealed like a girl, shocked he looked up to see his wife and daughter stood in the middle of his room 'What the bleedin hell was that?'
'Hmmm I dunno, Polly what was that sweetie?' replied Dixie grabbing another balloon from behind her and chucking it at him again.
'Argggh stop it that waters bloody cold'
'Never!' Shouted Dixie chucking more balloons while Jeff tried to hide behind the door, both adults couldn't help but smile at the noises of delight that came from their daughter.
Dixie continued to chase Jeff around chucking water balloons at him suddenly Jeff jumped as one of the balloons hit his chin causing the towel to drop from around his waist.
Jeff's face turned scarlet whilst erupted into laughter holding her sides as she slide down onto his bed 'Jeffrey I may be your wife but I don't want to see that, Polly cover your eyes' She laughed.
'HAHA anyone would think getting me wet and starker's would be your aim here Mrs Collier' He mocked pulling the towel back up and fastening it securely.
'Who says I want to get you wet Mr Collier, maybe I want to get you sticky instead' replied Dixie trying to contain her laughter, before Jeff could reply Dixie grabbed the finally water balloon and chucked it at Jeff's head. As the pink plastic broke could sticky rice pudding burst free and plastered everything including the door, the walls and Jeff himself.
Dixie grabbed her phone getting a picture then collapsing into fits of laughter again.
Jeff decided he was going to get revenge so careful of his 5 month old Jeff grabbed Dixie into a hug smearing cold rice pudding all over her 'muwhahahaha' he shouted in reply.
'Get off me you great big wally!' she laughed making sure Polly wasn't getting crushed.
'Never, give me a kiss Princess!' He shouted whilst she laughed and hit his back with her spare hand.
'You'd be lucky, ya daft sod'
'Harsh Dix, a man could get offended you know' he replied faking being hurt.
'Yeah a man could' She replied with a wink 'I know who would give ya a big sloppy kiss though' She added as they both looked down to their daughter who was smiling to her self-watching her parents interact.
'Daddy's little Princess!' They both shouted bending down placing big sloppy kisses on the baby's head making her squeal in response.
'Now go on superman go get a shower you have about 30 minutes and I'll even give ya a lift in to work' she explained pushing him away back into the bathroom.
'Now let's get ourselves cleaned up shall we sweetheart?'