I DO NOT OWN THE SHOW/MANGA HOST CLUB! That honor belongs to another awesome person.
Any other refrenses I may have made also aren't mine!
ON WITH THE STORY!
.:What's with all the water!? part 2:.
By the time I got the shore I slumped on my hands and knees exhausted. I was so tired that I eventually rolled onto my back and looking into the faces of my host friends above me.
"Vince senpai!" they all cheered in perfect synchronization….it kind of makes me wonder if they rehearse moments like these. They all had a relieved look on their faces….well except Kyoya the bastard never has any emotion.
"Vince senpai are you okay?" it was Haruhi that asked me this. She had dropped down to her knees so she could look me over better.
"I'm not too sure Haruhi cause the whole time I was in the air the song 'I believe I can fly' was playing in my head…. I think I'm slightly insane." I confessed breaking the serious atmosphere and making everyone smile.
"But seriously I'm good! It takes more than a punch to the face and cliff jumping to hurt me. I'm like the terminator!" I joked ruffling her hair. She gave me bright grin in return.
"If you say so senpai, Thanks for saving me." She said. I just nodded.
"So where'd those morons go?" I asked.
"We took their ID cards and respectfully asked them to leave. The girls all went back to the hotel and I've called a doctor. He should be arriving here any minute now." Kyoya informed. I groaned.
"Are you serious? Haruhi and I are fine! The only thing wrong with me right now is the sand that has stealthily made its way into my swim trunks. Did I mention I hate sand in my unmentionables?" I asked him. He glared at me before stepping on my stomach and none to gently, "Oomph!"
"What were you thinking? You know you're not like Honey senpai, you're not a martial arts master," Tamaki said grabbing Haruhi by the arm and standing her up, "why did you confront them? What made you think YOU would stand a chance? You against two boys?" Tamaki said shaking Haruhi by the shoulders slightly.
"Uh Hello, I was there too you know? Thanks for your concer- Ow!" I was ignored and Kyoya stepped harder on my stomach.
"But it doesn't matter that they're boys and I'm a girl. I was there and I had to do something," Haruhi said back confidently, "There wasn't any time to think I-"
"That's no excuse you idiot! Don't forget you're a girl!" Tamaki shouted cutting Haruhi off.
"Look I'm sorry you had to come and save me senpai-"
"Actually it was me that did the saving just FYI. Ow!" I corrected her.
'I'm starting to understand how a coca roach feels under a chancla…'
"I DON'T THINK I DID ANYTHING WRONG!" Haruhi yelled.
'Whoa what did I miss? What's with all the yelling?'
You don't think so…fine whatever you say, but I'm not talking to you until you can admit that you were wrong!" Tamaki said ending the argument and walking away. Everyone was quiet for a while watching our kings retreating form.
"Hey Kyoya can you move your big cave man foot? I wanna get up now and I think there's something alive crawling in my shorts….."
The Otori family villa; Night time
*tick, tick, tick, tick*
"Hey guys…"
*tick, tick, tick, tick,*
"You know that awkward moment when two friends are fighting and they end up sitting next to each other at the dinner table?"
*tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick*
"I think that's what we're experiencing right now." I said trying to break the awkward quiet.
After Tamaki disappeared into the mansion we all headed inside to change. Once I successfully got out of the false body I jumped in the shower. After putting on my bra and underwear I threw on some baggy gray sweatpants and a black pull over hoodie. I went into the restroom and messily redid my Mohawk and re-braided my rat tail. When I was done with that I put on my flip flops and left for dinner.
And now we are unfortunately apart of the most awkward dinner ever.
"Well this is uncomfortable." Hikaru whispered in my left ear.
"Yeah and a little awkward." And Kaoru whispered in my right.
"Guys even if you whisper I'm pretty sure everyone can still hear you." I mumbled.
It was so awkwardly uncomfortable that even Honey was sweating. Finally little Honey had enough and bravely broke the silence.
"Let's dig in Haru-chan. These are the crabs we caught I bet they're delicious." Honey said with forced cheerfulness.
SNAP!
SNAP!
SNAP!
SNAP!
SNAP!
Haruhi devoured Crab leg after crab leg. She was like a machine!
'Alright I'll admit it! I'm slightly jealous of Haruhi's eating abilities right now.' I thought while eating my own crabby meal. I wanna say that Haruhi ate a good 23 crab legs before Tamaki finally grew a pair and spoke up.
"Don't you think you've had enough? Give it a rest!" he said staring at the growing mountain of eaten legs.
"Excuse me? I thought you weren't speaking to me anymore." Haruhi smartly replied snapping another crab leg and hitting him in the face.
"You…trying to be cute?" Tamaki asked when all he got was a side glace glare he flinched then eminently stood up.
"Fine I get it! It seems you refuse to admit that you were wrong. See if I care then, Kyoya will you show me to my room?" Tamaki asked while walking away. The shadow moron whipped his mouth before answering.
"No problem. Well, excuse me everyone."
One they were both gone Haruhi stopped her mindless eating. She had a look of consideration on her face…..actually she looks constipated now that I think about it.
"Maybe he's right; maybe I do need to learn how to defend myself." Haruhi mumbled.
'Oh great here come the 'totally said but not said' of everyone's crush for Haruhi….I think I'm gonna make a run a for it.'
"Hey guys I'm pretty tired too y'know jumping off a cliff and all so good night." I said getting out of my chair and walking out the huge dining room doors.
Few minutes later…
"WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?HELP SOMEONE I'M LOST!" I yelled.
When no one showed up to save me I sank down sitting Indian style in the middle of the hallway.
'Okay let me think. I've been gone for about 20 minutes Haruhi would have gotten sick, run into Kyoya's room, almost get raped by four eyes, and queue Tamaki showing up. That sounds about right…..sooo…..all we're missing is the thunderstorm.'
*BOOM!
'Never mind, the storms here.'
*BOOOM. CRASH!
"Alright already I get it! It's raining sheesh…" I shouted at the ceiling.
"What on earth are you doing moron senpai?" a voice said making me jump. I whipped my head around, cracking my neck by the way, and found Kyoya standing behind me.
'Dude's a ninja I swear…'
"Well? Are you gonna tell me or are you just gonna sit in the middle of the hall all night?" he snapped looking mighty impatient standing there with his hands in his pockets.
'He must still be hurt by his confession of his feelings for Haruhi getting rejected…let us ask him, hmm?'
"Hey Kyoya, how did Haruhi's attempt rape go? Did it turned out as planned, or did that clever girl say something to change your mind?" I asked him. I was still sitting on the floor Indian style so I'm a pretty easy target if he decides to strangle me….which he probably will…. Crap.
And true to my assumptions Kyoya grabbed the front of my Hoodie, yanking me up to my feet, and slammed me into the wall.
"ABUSE!" I yelled at him. I was ignored.
"How did you know about that? You weren't even there. You were nowhere near my room." he growled and slammed me against the wall again.
"I repeat A.B.U.S.E," I said looking him right in the eye, "and to answer your question, I have me sources."
He didn't say anything just stood there glaring at me and gripping my hoodie in his fist. I was still against the wall standing on my tippy toes when I had an idea. I took a deep breath and…..*SMOOCH
'Yup you guessed it I kissed him right on the lips…. Okay so maybe you didn't guess it. But technically it isn't considered homo because I'm a girl so it's all good…. In my defense I blame the movie "Get Smart" for my bright idea, Damn you Steve Carell!"
Kyoya was in complete shock. So shocked in fact that his death grip on my hoodie slacked and I was able to slip away, and as soon as I was off my tippy toes and on my feet I booked it down the hall. I mean I wasn't gonna stick around to get punched in the face or anything….I don't like pain inflicted upon my face thank you very much!
The next day; Limo
"So then we went to go check on Haruhi and there was Tamaki he had tied up Haruhi for his own weird fantasy!" Hikaru gossiped to me laughing his head off when he was done.
"Ewwwwie… that's nasty." I said sticking out my tongue in disgust. Kaoru nodded his head in agreement, Steve sitting on his shoulder.
"Where is that pervert anyways?" I asked looking around for Tamaki.
"I don't know, he was running behind the Limo a while ago. I guess we finally lost him." Hikaru answered.
"Oh well running will do him some good anyways." I said leaning back in the comfy leather seats of the limo ready to get back to the school.
'Queue ending song…'
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