Anything you say can and will be held against you. My fellow Youngbloods will get this.
Percy: WHAT!?
YOUNGBLOOD PERCY! NOT HALF-BLOOD!
Percy: (Pulls out Riptide.)
PUT THAT AWAY PERCY NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU! I SAID YOUNGBLOOD! YOU KNOW, LIKE FALL OUT BOY!? Gosh that kid…
The Beautiful Bromance part 2. Tobias and Zeke are still handcuffed together, and their friends haven't at all made this easy for them. Tobias was determined to find out who did this to them, but Zeke really just missed going to the bathroom on his own.
Tobias: None of this makes sense. All of my findings point to the fence, and there isn't anyone out there.
Zeke: Or is there?
Teresa: Hey guys.
Tobias: Hey, you sound sad.
Zeke: Did Minho make you eat mayonnaise? Or mayonnaise mixed with Nutella? Or mayonnaise mixed with Nutella mixed with ketch—
Tobias: (Cuts Zeke off.) Ezekiel. Shut up.
Zeke: (Pouts.)
Teresa: No, the guys hate me for what I did in the Scorch Trials. They don't even wanna look at me.
Zeke: What did you do in the Scorch Trials?
Teresa: Well, I kinda handed them over to WICKED. And they were kinda gonna kill Thomas because he's immune and they were trying to find the cure and…
Tobias: Whoa, you just sacrificed your friend like that!?
Zeke: Aren't you immune too!? Why can't WICERUDITE just use your brain!?
Teresa: What did you just say? WICERUDITE? What is that, Zeke?
Zeke: A mix of words. WICKED. Erudite. They're both corrupt scientists working for the government so I figured I could combine them. You know…being creative and all…
Tobias: You done, buddy?
Zeke: Yeah I'm good.
Teresa: Great, I've turned you guys against me too.
Tobias: No no no, the guys just don't understand why you did what you did. There's always another way to do things. WICKED just wasn't looking hard enough for a cure, and you did what you thought was best for humanity.
Zeke: Like Caleb!
Tobias: No. Caleb is a traitor.
Zeke: But wouldn't she be a traitor too?
Tobias: Yes but she realizes what she did was wrong.
Teresa: I do regret doing what I did. If only I could've told Thomas how I felt before…
Tobias: You could tell him. You know, being brought back to life just to be put in a fanfiction and all…
Teresa: But PansycakeEater ships ThomasXBrenda.
PansycakeEater: And there's no arguing because PansycakeEater writes your fate. I hear one peep out of you, traitor, and I'm re-writing the scene where you die so the Maze Runner fans will read it and then hit up the reviews talking about my hatered towards you.
Teresa: You know you could lose some followers by saying stuff like that, PansycakeEater.
PansycakeEater: (Shrugs.) Well, some just can't accept my opinion towards you. You're not a character I like and I'll try to write you with some good qualities to please the fans but that's not going to make me like you. Like what if I said I hate Tobias I would probably get so many reviews telling all of his redeeming qualities but that still wouldn't change my opinion of him. (Takes breath and drinks water.) I decided to write this fanfiction to poke fun at both the Divergent fandom and the Maze Runner fandom. In the future, I won't be so horrible to you, Teresa, but I still won't like James Dashner's version of you. You guys understand what I'm saying?
Teresa, Tobias, and Zeke all nod.
PansycakeEater: Thanks for understanding, I hope my readers understand too. (Disappears.)
Tobias: PansycakeEater was right. And I think you could apologize to them, but they owe you an apology too.
Teresa: (Blushing.) Wow, Thomas has never said anything like that to me before. (Tries to kiss Tobias.)
Tobias: (Backs up.) Whoa whoa whoa. No you don't. I've got a girlfriend and if she knew about you trying to kiss me she would—
Tris: SHE TRIED TO WHAT!?
Tobias: Tris, calm down. Channel your spirit animal. What would water buffalo do?
Tris: WATER BUFFALO WOULD RUN THIS B !#!$ OVER! (Charges after Teresa and throws knives at her.)
Zeke: RUN FORREST I MEAN TERESA RUN!
Teresa: (Runs away as Tris chases after her.)
Nita: Hey boys.
Zeke: Uh, who are you?
Nita: I'm from the Bureau, outside the fence. I get some action in Allegiant.
Zeke: (Pouts.) I don't even get mentioned in Allegiant…
Tobias: Zeke?
Zeke: Yeah buddy?
Tobias: Shauna and I love you. You don't have to be in the movie to change the fans feeling towards you.
Zeke: (Hugs Tobias and starts crying unnecessarily loud.)
Tobias: (Pushes Zeke away and realizes something.) Wait…you. You were the one who handcuffed us together!
Nita: Yep. I wanted to see some hot boy action so I waited til you two idiots were drunk and then handcuffed you. But instead of getting yaoi ideas for my next fanfiction, I got arguing and brotherly bonding. Gross.
Zeke: You're sick.
Tobias: (Severely offended.) I'm not an idiot…
Nita: Whatever. (Tosses the key to the boys.) Get that back to me, I want to handcuff some other dudes together. Maybe Uriah and Peter?
Zeke: You leave my brother alone.
Tobias and Zeke take the handcuffs off. They run around in circles skipping with their shirts off singing I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At the Disco. Everything was as it should've been in Dauntless, until…
You guys shoulda only said my name, but it would've still be held against you. Hey, maybe you guys are right, maybe I should like Teresa. But I'm fine with being wrong sometimes, so I still won't like her. You can keep telling me the things she did but it will only result in another chapter like this. But that's not such a bad thing, right? Maybe I should just not say who I like and/or don't like anymore…