"She took my bacon Max. She freakin took my bacon! You don't take a guy's bacon that's just- that's that's-"

"Fang, sweetheart, calm down you're starting to turn red."

Max and Fang were currently sitting in Max's room, Fang laying in Max's bed with his hands on his face and Max sitting backwards in a chair next to him, amusement written all over her face. Fang had been upset the entire day and wouldn't speak to anyone (not that talks all that much but he'd at least say one word) because Nudge did not let him finish his breakfast bacon. It wasn't until Max pulled him by the ear and into her room and demanded he explained why he was acting in such a way (as he had glared menacingly at anyone who tried to speak to him, Nudge got that worst glare) that he blew up. Max had attempted not to laughed but ended up snorting, falling off the chair, and earned her a vicious look. She had stopped laughing at Fang's look but still snorted occasionally.

"And she was staring at me while I was eating. It was creepy. How you like having a kid stare at you like you were chocolate while you ate!?" Fang shot upright, took Max by the shoulders, and started to shake her as he said this.

"Fang! Fang calm down! Damn it Fang I will hit you! I know where and how hard enough to make you scream like a baby!"

At that, Fang dropped his hands and stared at her wide eyed. She gave him a look that said yeah that's I said that, and I will do it damn it! Fang slumped back against the huge pile of pillows he had leaned against earlier and Max's face softened.

"Look, I know you're upset but you gotta let this go. I'll have Iggy make you a giant plate and I'll hand it to you myself, ok?" Max said, now kneeling in front of him so she was face to face with Fang. His head was still down so she poked him until he looked up. Max smiled and Fang gave her a tiny grin and nodded.

Max gave him a quick peck on the lips. "Good. Now why don't you take a nap; you look like you had a bad night," she suggested. Fang shrugged and Max pushed him so he laid down. "Sleep. Now. I'll be back later." Fang nodded, closed his eyes, and quickly fell asleep while Max went to gather the flock into her room.

"Wait so why are we here?" Nudge asked.

"Yeah does any of the 50 ways say we do something while he's asleep?" asked Ella.

"Not that I know of," Max replied. They all sat around Max's bed, facing the sleeping Fang. After few minutes of silence and just staring at Fang, Max asked, "So… wanna play a game with him?"

"But he's asleep. We can't interrupt his sleep. You and Ella tortured him enough," Iggy said next to her.

"Who said we were gonna wake him up?"

Iggy and the other sat quiet for a few more minutes.

"What'd you have in mind?" Ella asked.

"Ok, here's what you do," Max said, stuck out her arm and pointed a finger close to Fang's face.

"Your turn," she said to Iggy. Nudge told him what Max had done and he followed, pointed a finger close to Fang's arm.

"Ok what now?" he asked.

"The person who doesn't touch Fang wins," Max stated simply.
The others followed, pointing to his arms, legs, chest, and face. Soon they one by one ended up poking Fang. Since Iggy had outright refused to sit down (he had something against carpet for some reason) he had started to tip over after twenty minutes and not only poked Fang, but bumped into Gazzy who bumped into Nudge who bumped into Angel, one so on. The only who managed not to get bumped into was Max, who still had her hand out to Fang's.

"I win," she said, grinning. The flock shook their heads and laughed silently at their leader's strange but funny behavior. Well, until Fang rolled over and Max poked him in the eye.

"Ow what the hell!" Fang yelled, sitting upright, his hand over his eye.

The other made it a deal to be in actor mode when around Fang. So Max started to yell at him.

"Damn it Fang look what you made me do!" she yelled, attempting to put on an angry face and almost failing. Fang stared at her like she had grown three other heads.

"Yeah Fang see what you did? You made Max lose the game!" Ella said, following what Max was doing.

"Now we're just gonna have to start over," Iggy said, pointing at Fang's arm again and the others followed.

"What the hell is wrong with you people!?" Fang shouted, jumping up and sprinting from the room, leaving a laughing flock behind.

Hey guys, sorry for the long wait, I've been really busy, and I'm sad to say I won't be able to update for at least 4 more days after this since I won't have access to a computer for a while.
This lovely chapter idea was brought to you by my amazing sister. She's crazier than me and if she had written this chapter herself it would've been crazier than the entire story idea.
I hope you enjoyed, that was really fun to write and hey! I even threw in some FAX!
Till next time
~silver