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SUGAR QUEEN'S SUGAR RUSH
10:05
Maid #930 was sweeping the floor while humming her favorite song. She passed by the hall and screamed as she saw the birthday boy frozen to the wall, his head hung.
"Oh my God! Prince Zuko!" she said dropping her broom and running to him.
Zuko's head shot up. His face was pale and he was having a cold. His nose was red and his eyes (scarred or otherwise) had dark circles under them. A lot of damage for 3 minutes, don't you think?
"Achoo!" he sneezed, Maid #930 pulled out a magic hanky in time for him to blow his nose.
"Are you okay, Sir?" she inquired.
Zuko glared. "Do I look like I'm okay to you?" he said in a weird voice. Maybe because of the cold…
Maid #930 sighed. "You poor thing. Who did this to you?" she asked, perkily.
You know what? The maids all seem like Ty Lee's clones.
Zuko sniffled. "The water tribe peasant."
Maid #930 blushed. "Oh… Is this one of those "things"?"
Zuko looked at her like she was crazy. "WHAT?!"
"You know…" she was blushing… "I saw Miss Ty Lee exit your room earlier and I figured…"
"NO!" Zuko shouted. The girl in the black frilly dress with a green apron winced.
"Will you just get me out of here?" he sniffled.
Maid #930 grinned widely. "Say please first!"
Zuko twitched. "What?"
"Prince Zuko!" Maid #930 teased again. "You need to watch your manners!"
Zuko twitched. "Fine. Please get me out of here you peasant!"
Maid #930 put her hand on her waist. "That's more like it." She said as she took a magic blow dryer from nowhere and started to thaw the prince.
"I think Azula's right… we might need to fire these maids…" he murmured, low enough for Maid #930 not to hear.
"There!" she said standing up. "That should do it." She smirked.
Zuko looked down and saw that he wasn't freed…
The girl shaped the ice into a mermaid. Zuko's eyes twitched then glared at her.
"Do you like it?" she asked, batting her eyes.
Zuko melted it, at least his hands were free. He was about to say something when Maid# 2 called.
"Hey! Maid #930! The Demented Princess calls for you!" she said perkily.
"Okidoki!" was her response as she skipped towards the living room.
Zuko's eye twitched as he breathed out steam.
COMMERCIAL
Okay, before anybody else kills me, let me explain…
Maid#930 (Random.Gal930) is Zuko's personal maid. He has only 1 maid while Azula has 929 maids.
It's kind of a "Thank You" to her for reading this story through and through!
So I kinda changed it a bit, sorry bout that R.G930
Okay, back to the story!
END COMMERCIAL
Azula and Jet were sitting next to each other in her overly large thinking chair. The maid approached them.
"Yes, oh Cold and Ever feared princess?" Maid#930 asked.
Azula's eye twitched as snickers passed through the room.
"Ty Lee, where did you hire these maids?" she shot a glare at her friend.
Ty lee put a finger on her chin.
"Mmh, I think I got them from the A.L.M.O.N.E.T.S. Company down the street…"
Azula raised her hand. "You got my maids from a chocolate company?"
"No, A-L-M-O-N-E-T-S. It's an abbre-- abrevi—"
"Oh for Tui's sake, Abbreviation!" Toph sighed, frustrated.
"Yeah! That's it! What she said!" Ty Lee nodded crazily as she pointed to the blind bandit.
Azula slapped her forehead. "And what does "A.L.M.O.N.E.T.S. stand for?"
Maid #930 raised her hand. Azula shot her a glare and she retrieved her hand quickly.
"Mmh…" Ty lee bit her tongue as she closed one eye. "I think it stands for:
"Azula's List of Mocking and Overly Nasty yet Entertaining Titles for Servants."
Everybody laughed louder. Azula's eye twitched. "Why on earth would you hire people from a place like that?!"
Ty Lee shrugged. "Zuko said it was a good idea."
"I should have known…" Azula murmured below a whisper. "Time to be an only child…"
"Ehem…" Maid #930 cleared her throat. "You wanted something, Miss?"
"Yes…" Azula sighed. "Tell the chauffer he will be picking up Song in this address," she handed her a piece of paper. "Bring Zuzu here, and tell your fellow maids to pack their stuff.
"Um, you can't fire me…" she squeaked.
Azula glared. "Repeat?"
Maid #930 gulped. "I'm Prince Zuko's maid, remember?"
Azula narrowed her eyes. "Fine. Just fire the rest except for maid #1, #2, the butler, the chauffer and who ever else I can't fire!" she bursted.
Everybody laughed mockingly.
"You know Azula, we need maids here. I mean, who's gonna pamper your every whim?" Katara mocked.
Azula shrugged. "I can always make Maid#1 do ALL the things for the house… Maid#2 to do my silly whims, the Butler to do the heck I tell her to, and the Chauffer to drive me to the mall whenever I run out of clothes."
Ty Lee whispered in Katara's ear. "She burns them the second she takes them off."
Katara nodded. "Doesn't her father get mad?"
Ty Lee shook her head. "He loves showering his favorite child with stuff."
Katara looked at her with a raised brow. "What about Zuko?"
Ty lee sighed. "Let's just say, he couldn't afford to lose a sock."
Katara gulped.
"Anything else, Mistress of Dodo Birds?" Maid# 930 asked.
"No. You're dismissed. For now." She smirked. Maid #930 bowed and went her way.
"Enjoy the last few hours of your life!" Azula shouted.
Everybody sweat-dropped as the maid ran faster.
"Azula!" Katara accused. "That was absurd!"
Sokka tapped the pen on the clip board. "Ehem?"
Katara's eye twitched. "I mean…" she forced another disturbing grin with clenched teeth. "Wasn't that fun? See? Scaring people's wits out? That's hilarious, Azula!" her eye was still twitching and the words slipped out like she was choking.
Most of them was scared. Azula and Toph was entertained. If Zuko was there he would be too.
"Um… Katara, you okay?" Yue asked.
"Okay? Oh I'm just DANDY, Yue!" she chuckled between gritted teeth. "Why wouldn't I be? I'm cool…" she said before passing out.
Toph laughed hard. "Hahaha… Oh this is PRICELESS! Hey Prissy?" she motioned to Azula, who Jet was giving a massage on the temples to. "You gotta send me the clips for this night."
Azula opened her eyes. "Why? You can't watch them."
Toph had a big grin on her face. "Who says I'LL be watching them?"
Azula shrugged. "Fine."
Toph pumped her fists in the air. "YES!"
Aang came back from the bathroom. "What happened to Katara?" he asked poking the unconscious body.
All of them shrugged like nothing happened.
Suddenly Zuko entered the room carrying a tray of bon-bons.
Azula's eyes widened. "Oh brother dear?" her eyes twitched. "is that… my special once-a-year-only-limited-supply-of-super-rich-and-chocolate-filled bon-bons from Gaoling?"
Zuko looked up, chocolate smeared all over his cheeks. "Mhm!" he said nodding. "Thanks for the delicious gift." He smirked as he threw another one in his mouth.
Azula stood up. "Those. Are. Not. Gifts! They are my special bon bons!" she said dangerously low.
Zuko knew and smirked. This was the sweetest pay back ever. "Oh, sorry!" he burped. "Ooh! The last one." He said as he took a bite off the last one.
Azula gaped and narrowed her eyes. "Say farewell to the world, brother." She said as she tackled him to the ground.
The bon bon flew and everybody looked at the chocolate treat, not paying attention to Zuko and the angry Azula.
The half eaten bon bon landed on the unconscious Katara's mouth. She sat up suddenly and started to choke.
Zuko and Azula's eyes widened. "Nooooooooooo!" they both cried in defeat.
"-cough- Eh… -coughx2- what the hell was that?" she said as she tapped her chest gently.
Suddenly, her eyes widened and it sparkled in the light.
"Oh no…" Sokka said as if all hope was lost.
"What's wrong?" Yue asked. Suki gulped.
Aang hid behind Toph, shaking. Toph lazed her eyes. "What's going to happen?" he squeaked. "You tell me, Twinkle Toes."
Sokka gulped. "Remember when we never feed Katara fruits or anything with glucose?" he whispered.
Everybody nodded.
"You know why?"
Everybody shook their heads.
"That…" he pointed at the glowing Katara.
Everybody was shaking in fear for what the water bending master would do…
Her eyes sparkled as she cupped her cheeks with both hands. "Mmmh…" she said dreamily. "That was the best chocolate I have ever tasted…" she said.
Everybody calmed down. They all glared at Sokka, who was still shaking.
"I'll bet peasant. That was the richest chocolate in the world." Zuko said dusting his pants.
"Which belonged to me!" Azula spat.
Katara looked at Zuko with wide eyes. "You mean… there's no more chocolate?" she said in a voice like she seemed to be on cloud 9.
"Uh…" Zuko raised his eyebrow.
Sokka shook his head violently, signaling Zuko to not say anything. Zuko didn't look at him.
"That was the last one." He said fixing his messy hair. "Wh—"
Suddenly, Katara ambushed him and clenched his collar with both hands. Her face was very close as her wide eyes were twitching. She looked deranged.
Everybody gasped. Zuko gulped.
"Tell. Me." She warned dangerously low. "Take. Me. To. Your. Chocolate. Leader."
Zuko gulped. He was scared. "Um, Sokka…" he side whispered.
Sokka inched away slowly, followed by the others. "I warned you…"
"See ya, Sparky." Toph waved and she bended a wall around the group.
"HEY! Don't leave me alone with—"
Katara pulled him closer, her deranged eyes staring at him. "Take. Me. To. Chocolate."
Zuko gulped. "Can you get down so I can?"
Katara inched away slowly, not taking her grip off Zuko. "Now." She said, still low.
Zuko gulped and shakily held out his hand. "This way…" he opened the door like a gentle man.
Katara perked up suddenly. She spoke rapidly. "Good! Now was that so hard to do? I mean, sure I went a little far, but hey, if it makes you take me to chocolate… why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something in my face? Oh my sugar rush, well, it only happens when I eat chocolate… Wait, you aren't taking me away from my chocolate are you? Cause if you did," her tone lowered… "I'd be really upset." She returned to speak rapidly… "Well, now that that's covered, let's go to chocolate, chocolate, I mean Zuko!" she grinned widely as she skipped out of the living room.
Zuko's jaw dropped at what he just heard and shook it off. "That girl officially scares me…"
"ZUKO! I'm waiting for my chocolate!" she said perkily. "GET YOUR ROYAL BUTT HERE NOW!" she screamed.
"Yes, Ma'am!" Zuko shouted and ran outside.
Inside the earthen wall…
"So, Snoozles, what's the scoop on Sugar Queen?" Toph asked as Azula lit the surroundings with lightning between her fingers.
"Well…" Sokka said, finishing his shaking… "Katara has an overly craving sweet tooth. If ever she eats something sweet, she gets…"
"Rabies?" Azula inserted.
"Something like that." Sokka smirked. "What do you do when you get a dose of sweets, sugar?"
"I kill peasants like you without hesitation." She said with lazed eyes.
Suki, Yue and Ty Lee slapped the back of Sokka's head. He grinned sheepishly.
Mai asked… "So, when does this stuff wear off?"
Sokka shrugged. "I don't know… the last time she had it was when she was 6, and let's just say Gran Gran wasn't allowed to make cookies in her presence… for 10 months… or… ever… again. The city banned her from any sweet selling store."
Everybody gulped. "That long, huh?" Aang asked.
Ty Lee was sulking in a corner.
"What's up, Ty Lee?" Mai asked with a raised brow.
Ty Lee turned slowly. "It's just… Zukky-kins took a bite off that bon-bon, right?"
They nodded, eyes twitching.
"And Katara finished it off, right?"
They nodded again, unsure of where this was going.
"In our school they call that…"
Thunder suddenly sounded and everybody huddled closer like she was telling a ghost story.
She opened a magical flashlight that came out of nowhere and pointed it on her face. Her lips moved ever so gently as the words came out like daggers.
"Indirect Kiss."
Lightning suddenly stroke and the audience gasped. Several jaws dropped.
Suddenly Azula looked around. "Wait a sec!" She stood up. "You idiots don't know how to tell a good scary story, do you?"
She ripped the flashlight off Ty Lee's hands and opened it. "Now, are you ready for a real ghost tale?" then, she started to laugh maniacally.
Sokka gulped. "Um, I think we'll pass."
"Yeah," Aang said nervously. "I think we can't handle that much… trauma."
Azula put the flashlight down. "Wimps."
Toph blew her bangs. "I feel your pain."
Suddenly, a loud knocking was heard. "Hey! You have to let me in!" Zuko's voice pleaded.
"Mmm…" Azula and Toph said in unison.
"NO!" Everybody else shouted.
The knocking grew louder and several crashes were heard.
"Please! You have to help me! It's catastrophe out-- Katara! Put that down! That isn't edible!" he was cut off by a loud glass shattering.
Azula and Sokka looked at each other in horror. "What was that?"
"That isn't either! Peasant! Listen to me! Gah!"
The people in the tent were laughing their heads off.
"Katara! You DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT put a vacuum cleaner in a bath tub full of water!"
"But, it's dirty… it needs a bath…"
They doubled over in laughter. Nothing like a loopy Katara and a suffering Zuko.
"You think we should help them?" Yue asked, between giggles.
Everybody stopped to think about it.
Silence…
More Silence…
Man, these people sure do give a lot of thought to this…
"NAH!"
"DON'T!" Zuko jumped out of the way.
The earth tent shook. Whatever hit them, it had to be big.
"You peasant! Have you completely lost it?! That was Azula's favorite chair!"
Azula's eye twitched. "Not my thinking chair!"
Everybody gave her a weird look.
Katara's voice sounded like a 5 year old's. "It was ugly…"
Azula gaped. "It is most certainly NOT ugly! That peasant has no taste!"
"In what? Blues Clues collectibles?" Toph snickered.
"Ooh!" Ty Lee raised her hand. "I have those!"
Everybody slapped their forehead.
"…and it was squishing these fluffy thingies…"
"Katara…" A long pause. "Those are dust bunnies."
"Oh!"
He slapped his forehead.
"They look so cute, can we keep them? Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! If we don't," her tone changed from a little girl to a murderer… "I'd be very angry."
Zuko gulped. "Uh, yeah, whatever you say."
"Yehey!" she jumped in joy. She took one in her hand. "I'll name you… Sheldon!"
Zuko's eye twitched. "Sheldon? That is the dumbest name I have ever heard…"
Katara suddenly appeared inches from his face with the same lazed deranged eyes. "Sheldon is a good name." She said lowly.
"Uh…" Zuko stepped back. "Yeah, it's a great name!" Katara smiled and returned to being a 5 year old. She didn't hear Zuko mutter "for a donkey…"
"Oh look, Zuko-doodle-doo!"
Everybody gaped. "Did she just?"
"Man…" Aang said with wide eyes. "She sounds like Ty Lee."
"Hey!" Ty Lee said, putting her hands on her hips. "Why didn't I think of that nickname?"
"Okay, this scares me." Jet said, hiding behind his girlfriend.
Azula shrugged. "It couldn't possibly get any worse now could it?"
Sokka gulped.
Back to the two…
"What now?" Zuko sighed in frustration.
Katara showed him the dust bunny. "It has your eyes!"
Everybody in the tent held their breath. That was unpredicted.
They burst into laughter the next second.
Zuko's eyes twitched. "Uhuh… and it has… your… hair?"
Katara glared at him and looked at the dust bunny. "You're right! Oh, it's just so adorable!" she skipped out of the room. "Come on, let's go find Sheldon some cute dresses!"
"This is gonna scar me for life…" Zuko breathed out as he lazily followed the retarded Katara.
Everybody in the tent was still laughing their heads off…
2 minutes later…
Still laughing…
5 minutes later…
Still laughing…
5 more minutes later…
Don't these people run out of oxygen?
"Wait…" Sokka said, gasping for air. "It's gone quiet."
Azula stopped. "Yeah, where are my brother and the peasant?"
Everybody's eyes widened.
Sokka stood up suddenly. "Put down the tent, Put down the tent, Put down the tent!" he panicked.
Toph did what he ordered and their eyes widened.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" they screamed…
CLIFFY!
Bwahahaha! Yet another cliffhanger!
So let's see, Katara is on a sugar rush, Zuko the birthday boy is forced to babysit her… cause nobody would dare to!
In the next episode of sLeEpOvEr:
A face off between sugar-rush Katara and Ty Lee…
Sokka's horrible experience with Katara 8 years ago.
And… I'm spoiling the surprise, aren't I?
REVIEW PLEASE! Thank you for reading!
Kalyn19